After confirming I have the winning ticket I will get on a plane (charter jet) with 5 or 6 of my best friends and family members and take us all for 2 weeks in Hawaii to decompress.

Upon returning home, I will make the trip to Powerball HQ and present my winning ticket and collect my check which should be around $800-850 MILLION.

Then it's off to the Lambo/Ferrari/Maserati dealer up on Rt 28 to do a little shopping for my brother and sister and myself. I will be getting a Lambo Huracan (measly $250K) for myself, a Ferrari 458 for my brother (another $260K) and a Maserati Quattroporte for my boring sister (Only $110K)

Then, I will give my brother and sister $5 million in cash each for whatever and buy them the house of their choice up to $10 million each and then tell them dont ask for any more money.

I will then board a private charter jet to explore Caribbean Islands with a realtor to find the perfect hideaway for me and my girl. Belize, St Barts, or St Maarten to start. Possibly a second house in the Swiss Alps for Christmas.

After securing a new Caribbean home (nothing crazy $4-5 mil should be fine) I will then give away my house in NOVA and never set foot in the USA again. I will stash the money I have left, probably around $700 million in safe investments and offshore accounts and live large off the interest.

Then I will live happily ever after, donating $250K a year to worthwhile charities and helping down and out strangers occasionally.

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You're not gonna win. Nobody gives a fuck.

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CH3NO2 Wrote:
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> After confirming I have the winning ticket I will
> get on a plane (charter jet) with 5 or 6 of my
> best friends and family members and take us all
> for 2 weeks in Hawaii to decompress.
>
> Upon returning home, I will make the trip to
> Powerball HQ and present my winning ticket and
> collect my check which should be around $800-850
> MILLION.
>
> Then it's off to the Lambo/Ferrari/Maserati dealer
> up on Rt 28 to do a little shopping for my brother
> and sister and myself. I will be getting a Lambo
> Huracan (measly $250K) for myself, a Ferrari 458
> for my brother (another $260K) and a Maserati
> Quattroporte for my boring sister (Only $110K)
>
> Then, I will give my brother and sister $5 million
> in cash each for whatever and buy them the house
> of their choice up to $10 million each and then
> tell them dont ask for any more money.
>
> I will then board a private charter jet to explore
> Caribbean Islands with a realtor to find the
> perfect hideaway for me and my girl. Belize, St
> Barts, or St Maarten to start. Possibly a second
> house in the Swiss Alps for Christmas.
>
> After securing a new Caribbean home (nothing crazy
> $4-5 mil should be fine) I will then give away my
> house in NOVA and never set foot in the USA again.
> I will stash the money I have left, probably
> around $700 million in safe investments and
> offshore accounts and live large off the interest.
>
>
> Then I will live happily ever after, donating
> $250K a year to worthwhile charities and helping
> down and out strangers occasionally.



Ha! Your plane would fucking crash on the way to the Caribbean you worthless faggot and your family would spend the next 6 months bitching about who gets the money after your death. Ba bye bitch! BOOM!

^ Obviously morons who have no money and haven't had money and don't know how to handle money.

Set up a 501(c)(3) charitable organization, name yourself as sole benefactor/trustee/board member - and make that entity the sole winner.

Sign ticket as 501(c)(3) signatory.

Cash in ticket.

Pay no taxes.

All money goes into 501(c)(3).

Invest all funds to produce income in perpetuity.

Take salary as Board Member. Reserve 40% to build endowment. Donate all else to charity.

Die a rich hero with a legacy that lives on forever.

All else - stupid.

on the condition they not spend it persecuting/prosecuting eesh.

I Don't Understand Wrote:
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> Pay no taxes.
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I thought the taxes come out before you get any of it?

CH3NO2 Wrote:
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> I Don't Understand Wrote:
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> > Pay no taxes.
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> I thought the taxes come out before you get any of
> it?

I f soem illegal buys the winning ticket, he doesn't have to pay any taxes on it.

I Don't Understand Wrote:
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> ^ Obviously morons who have no money and haven't
> had money and don't know how to handle money.
>
> Set up a 501(c)(3) charitable organization, name
> yourself as sole benefactor/trustee/board member -
> and make that entity the sole winner.
>
> Sign ticket as 501(c)(3) signatory.
>
> Cash in ticket.
>
> Pay no taxes.
>
> All money goes into 501(c)(3).
>
> Invest all funds to produce income in perpetuity.
>
> Take salary as Board Member. Reserve 40% to build
> endowment. Donate all else to charity.
>
> Die a rich hero with a legacy that lives on
> forever.
>
> All else - stupid.

Fuck you're stupid, if it was only that easy.

if u win, u pay taxes Wrote:
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> I f soem illegal buys the winning ticket, he
> doesn't have to pay any taxes on it.


Ummm NO. The taxes are deducted before you get your winners check. It doesnt matter if youre an illegal or a fucking bedbug.

I Don't Understand Wrote:
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> Set up a 501(c)(3) charitable organization, name
> yourself as sole benefactor/trustee/board member -
> and make that entity the sole winner.

You would be treated as a private foundation and hit with excise taxes.