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The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: Walter Sobchek ()
Date: June 28, 2009 03:51PM

One died of Oxycontin and the other died of Oxyclean. Coincidence? I think not!

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 28, 2009 03:55PM

I guess it's sort of a coincidence that both obituaries said they were 50 years old. But Billy Mays was actually 75- they told him if he died now they'd give him 25 years off!

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: ESET ()
Date: June 28, 2009 04:14PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I guess it's sort of a coincidence that both
> obituaries said they were 50 years old. But Billy
> Mays was actually 75- they told him if he died now
> they'd give him 25 years off!
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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 28, 2009 04:27PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I guess it's sort of a coincidence that both
> obituaries said they were 50 years old. But Billy
> Mays was actually 75- they told him if he died now
> they'd give him 25 years off!

Ba-dum ching!

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: vb100 ()
Date: June 28, 2009 04:42PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
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> -----
> > I guess it's sort of a coincidence that both
> > obituaries said they were 50 years old. But
> Billy
> > Mays was actually 75- they told him if he died
> now
> > they'd give him 25 years off!
>
> Ba-dum ching!
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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: Dwight. ()
Date: June 28, 2009 09:40PM

Billy Mays died at age 50, michael jackson died at age 50, It was 50 hours apart.....Pretty wierd ehh???

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: June 28, 2009 09:46PM

Yes, Dwight very wierd. Now summon your spaceship; your tasks here on earth are finished.

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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 28, 2009 09:47PM

Dwight. Wrote:
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> Billy Mays died at age 50, michael jackson died at
> age 50, It was 50 hours apart.....Pretty wierd
> ehh???


no not at all dwight, maybe billy had a strong attraction to michael and it was the devastation that killed him. you know how in old couples when one dies the other follows suite shortly after. keep your conspiracy theories to yourself

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: Dwight. ()
Date: June 28, 2009 09:58PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> Yes, Dwight very wierd. Now summon your
> spaceship; your tasks here on earth are finished.

take off in 3...2...1 bshhhhhssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Dwight. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Billy Mays died at age 50, michael jackson died
> at
> > age 50, It was 50 hours apart.....Pretty wierd
> > ehh???
>
>
> no not at all dwight, maybe billy had a strong
> attraction to michael and it was the devastation
> that killed him. you know how in old couples when
> one dies the other follows suite shortly after.

just like in the book where the red fern grows, little ann died so dan did not have the will to live anymore. he ended up dyeing soon there after. the effect love can have on one persons heart is thoroughly amazing.

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: Emeritus Q. Beaker ()
Date: June 29, 2009 08:32AM

Where the Red Fern Grows reference?

+ a gazatrillion million

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: June 29, 2009 09:23AM

Here's a theory. Billy Mays WAS Michael Jackson!

Jackson recruited the makeup people from his Thriller video to turn him into a chunky white guy with a beard. Through this double-life, Jackson was able to be adored by wasn't popular enough to be hounded by the paparazzi.

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: § ()
Date: June 29, 2009 10:11AM

I heard that when they did Farrah's autopsy, that they found the other glove.

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Re: The Deaths Of Michael Jackson & Billy Mays
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: June 29, 2009 10:20AM

§ Wrote:
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> I heard that when they did Farrah's autopsy, that
> they found the other glove.


+1

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