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What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Jdkdifuf
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Date: December 04, 2015 07:01AM
I really don't want to be a victim of Allah Akbar. That's just a stupid way to die. I have a few Muslim co-workers and my workplace does not allow firearms (automatic termination). What preventive things can I do in the small chance my Muslim co-workers pull a San Bernadino?
I was thinking of maybe keeping some body armor at work or something. Which one should I buy???
I was thinking of maybe keeping some body armor at work or something. Which one should I buy???
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Sue your company
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Date: December 04, 2015 07:17AM
By hiring muslims your company has put you in an unsafe work environment. The USA and global countries are all at war with muslims. Sue those fuckers and make them fire the murderers.
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Common Scents Guy
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Date: December 04, 2015 07:39AM
Stop bathing entirely and wear the same unwashed clothes every day - so you blend in with their smell.
Bacon - secretly cook bacon in the office microwave at least 3 times a day so the whole office smells of bacon all day long. Leave the cooked bacon out in the office kitchen so people can come by and free range graze on the bacon and spread the smell of it around the office. Bacon smell will remind them that they are outsiders and the constant smell of bacon will make them feel like they are in a hostile work environment.
Goat - tie a goat to your cubicle so they feel like you're culturally connected. Leave the goat shit where it falls. The home-like goat smell will attract them. They will stop by often and bond with you and make love to your goat.
Flag - hang a black ISIS/ISIL/Douche flag in your cubicle so they know you are on their team.
Bacon - secretly cook bacon in the office microwave at least 3 times a day so the whole office smells of bacon all day long. Leave the cooked bacon out in the office kitchen so people can come by and free range graze on the bacon and spread the smell of it around the office. Bacon smell will remind them that they are outsiders and the constant smell of bacon will make them feel like they are in a hostile work environment.
Goat - tie a goat to your cubicle so they feel like you're culturally connected. Leave the goat shit where it falls. The home-like goat smell will attract them. They will stop by often and bond with you and make love to your goat.
Flag - hang a black ISIS/ISIL/Douche flag in your cubicle so they know you are on their team.
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
goat fucker
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Date: December 04, 2015 08:36AM
2 words. OPEN CARRY.
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Today, Tomorrow or Next Week
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Date: December 04, 2015 09:30AM
Jdkdifuf Wrote:
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> I really don't want to be a victim of Allah Akbar.
> That's just a stupid way to die. I have a few
> Muslim co-workers and my workplace does not allow
> firearms (automatic termination). What preventive
> things can I do in the small chance my Muslim
> co-workers pull a San Bernadino?
>
> I was thinking of maybe keeping some body armor at
> work or something. Which one should I buy???
You're going to die, one way or another. It's what you do while alive that gives life meaning. Are you going to live being a pussy? You will probably die from cancer, heart disease, auto accident or maybe even fall down a stairway.
Have a nice day!
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> I really don't want to be a victim of Allah Akbar.
> That's just a stupid way to die. I have a few
> Muslim co-workers and my workplace does not allow
> firearms (automatic termination). What preventive
> things can I do in the small chance my Muslim
> co-workers pull a San Bernadino?
>
> I was thinking of maybe keeping some body armor at
> work or something. Which one should I buy???
You're going to die, one way or another. It's what you do while alive that gives life meaning. Are you going to live being a pussy? You will probably die from cancer, heart disease, auto accident or maybe even fall down a stairway.
Have a nice day!
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
like buttah
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Date: December 04, 2015 09:55AM
Jdkdifuf Wrote:
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> I was thinking of maybe keeping some body armor at
> work or something. Which one should I buy???
Level III bullet proof vest won't stop a 223/5.56 round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbgWi_NhMNg
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> I was thinking of maybe keeping some body armor at
> work or something. Which one should I buy???
Level III bullet proof vest won't stop a 223/5.56 round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbgWi_NhMNg
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: December 04, 2015 10:39AM
Get into the office first everyday and cook or reheat some bacon in the microwave to get the office smelling good. Then, eat a warm pork dish for lunch everyday and heat the pork up in the microwave. Also, hang a calendar of some swimsuit models (women) - Playboy or Sports Illustrated that would offend either a fat woman or muzzies.
Submit a complaint to Facilities about the muzzies washing their faces and messing up the restrooms everyday. Bring in a kegerator for the kitchen. Hang Christmas lights around your cube or office area. Say "Merry Christmas" to everyone with a smile.
Submit a complaint to Facilities about the muzzies washing their faces and messing up the restrooms everyday. Bring in a kegerator for the kitchen. Hang Christmas lights around your cube or office area. Say "Merry Christmas" to everyone with a smile.
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: December 04, 2015 10:40AM
Ask them how Santa Claus dresses in their country.
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Don't mention Christmas
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Date: December 04, 2015 10:51AM
That's how all the shit started in San Bernadino, don't invite them to a Christmas Party and mention how Jesus is Lord, the only God. That lunatic got all pissed off, dressed up like Rambo and came back to get even. It was all right till someone mentioned that their God was Jesus,
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
kxfhmjrejh
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Date: December 04, 2015 10:54AM
Don't mention Christmas Wrote:
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> That's how all the shit started in San Bernadino,
> don't invite them to a Christmas Party and mention
> how Jesus is Lord, the only God. That lunatic got
> all pissed off, dressed up like Rambo and came
> back to get even. It was all right till someone
> mentioned that their God was Jesus,
Sand nigger mentions Allah, crickets
Christian mentions Jesus, gets murdered
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> That's how all the shit started in San Bernadino,
> don't invite them to a Christmas Party and mention
> how Jesus is Lord, the only God. That lunatic got
> all pissed off, dressed up like Rambo and came
> back to get even. It was all right till someone
> mentioned that their God was Jesus,
Sand nigger mentions Allah, crickets
Christian mentions Jesus, gets murdered
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Seconds count
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Date: December 04, 2015 12:57PM
Jdkdifuf Wrote:
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> I really don't want to be a victim of Allah Akbar.
> That's just a stupid way to die. I have a few
> Muslim co-workers and my workplace does not allow
> firearms (automatic termination). What preventive
> things can I do in the small chance my Muslim
> co-workers pull a San Bernadino?
>
> I was thinking of maybe keeping some body armor at
> work or something. Which one should I buy???
Concealed carry.
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> I really don't want to be a victim of Allah Akbar.
> That's just a stupid way to die. I have a few
> Muslim co-workers and my workplace does not allow
> firearms (automatic termination). What preventive
> things can I do in the small chance my Muslim
> co-workers pull a San Bernadino?
>
> I was thinking of maybe keeping some body armor at
> work or something. Which one should I buy???
Concealed carry.
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
E3WtM
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Date: December 04, 2015 01:59PM
Never disagree with them apparently. "Oh, you are so right."
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Huge Fatass
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Date: December 04, 2015 02:02PM
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Get into the office first everyday and cook or
> reheat some bacon in the microwave to get the
> office smelling good. Then, eat a warm pork dish
> for lunch everyday and heat the pork up in the
> microwave.
that's probably what you eat everyday anyway, lardbutt
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> Get into the office first everyday and cook or
> reheat some bacon in the microwave to get the
> office smelling good. Then, eat a warm pork dish
> for lunch everyday and heat the pork up in the
> microwave.
that's probably what you eat everyday anyway, lardbutt
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
cXDND
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Date: December 04, 2015 02:07PM
Don't mention Christmas Wrote:
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> That's how all the shit started in San Bernadino,
> don't invite them to a Christmas Party and mention
> how Jesus is Lord, the only God. That lunatic got
> all pissed off, dressed up like Rambo and came
> back to get even. It was all right till someone
> mentioned that their God was Jesus,
Is this what actually happened? I tuned out from the story, mostly because idiots trying to match the situation to an "FBI Definition" of terrorism, which apparently needs editing, refuse to call it what it is!!
If you call it terrorism, then that takes the gun control issue off the table somewhat -- so it's also political BS --
In DC, one cannot bring in a firearm to work -- I guess know where all the fire extinguishers are and lob that, chairs and whatever else one can.
Besides that, I have a few ideas with office materials which could serve as weaponry -- We were instructed to RUN, HIDE and FIGHT, in that order, should an active shooter situation occur.
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> That's how all the shit started in San Bernadino,
> don't invite them to a Christmas Party and mention
> how Jesus is Lord, the only God. That lunatic got
> all pissed off, dressed up like Rambo and came
> back to get even. It was all right till someone
> mentioned that their God was Jesus,
Is this what actually happened? I tuned out from the story, mostly because idiots trying to match the situation to an "FBI Definition" of terrorism, which apparently needs editing, refuse to call it what it is!!
If you call it terrorism, then that takes the gun control issue off the table somewhat -- so it's also political BS --
In DC, one cannot bring in a firearm to work -- I guess know where all the fire extinguishers are and lob that, chairs and whatever else one can.
Besides that, I have a few ideas with office materials which could serve as weaponry -- We were instructed to RUN, HIDE and FIGHT, in that order, should an active shooter situation occur.
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
Test them
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Date: December 04, 2015 02:19PM
Play a word game with them to see where they stand. For instance the first word that pops into their head.
Stuff like this:
Examples
You Suspect
"Christian" "Evil or Heathen"or "eliminate"
"ISIS" "good"
"Bible" "nonsense or bullshit"
"Jew" "decapitate"
"Firearm" "AK-47"
Stuff like this:
Examples
You Suspect
"Christian" "Evil or Heathen"or "eliminate"
"ISIS" "good"
"Bible" "nonsense or bullshit"
"Jew" "decapitate"
"Firearm" "AK-47"
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
PHENOMENAL
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Date: December 04, 2015 02:25PM
Jdkdifuf Wrote:
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> my workplace does not allow
> firearms (automatic termination).
Okay, so look at it this way...
Death is automatic termination too, no?
Would you rather be fired or dead?
#TJ
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> my workplace does not allow
> firearms (automatic termination).
Okay, so look at it this way...
Death is automatic termination too, no?
Would you rather be fired or dead?
#TJ
Re: What preventives things can be done if you have Allah Akbar co-workers??
Posted by:
white alliance
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Date: December 04, 2015 03:04PM
Good luck to all that work with muslims. I suggest always keep your eyes open for suspicion behavior.