The Interviewer goes to the most stoned and out of it guy in the band first.






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I wonder what drug Dennis was on at that time?

For drug freak outs on TV, few things compare to Crispin Glover (George McFly from the Back to the Future movies) on Letterman...

SAY AFTER ME BIOOOOOTCH IN THE NAME OF JESUS......

An all time classic...





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Animal escape drill at Japanese Zoo.

I think this all the time when I see a Laugh out loud. or "lawl"

UR MUM RATES ME.





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GORDON from Sesame street aka Roscoe Orman in his first feature role as 1970s pimp WILLIE DYNAMITE!

Just when you thought it was safe to re-visit the 80's

Another classic...

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That can't be real, can it? The guy keeps the camera trained on the goose the whole time?? Seems like a bit much.

This, though, is straight out of the Ron Burgundy playbook...

1:31 is the funniest part.







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PERFECT WEDDING DANCE - Watch more Funny Videos

An FFXU service Announcement


How to Tell Real Boobs from Fake Ones - Watch more Funny Videos

On the wedding video... If my wife made me take dance classes so I would do some dance act at my wedding there would be no wedding! We know who controls that guy.

That wedding video is so awesome! I would hope my new hubby would do something like that with me. Shock the parents LOL. Then again its been done quite a bit.




Baby Brother Learns To Dance - Watch more Funny Videos

I would like to have seen the baby get up and bitch slap that little queer boy

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

I wish I could do this in DC:



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“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton Lavey

Thats what we need to do to people who drive on the left hand side of the road

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Ruca's vid looks like it was filmed at "The Max".

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North Korean Beer Commercial. Looks like something from 1975, but it just came out in the last month.

i didnt understand a single word but something makes me want their product. maybe the american advertisements should take some notes

Transformers 2: CGI Megan Fox Even Hotter This Time

Nice bit.

All this talk about kiddy porn made me want to look up some kitty porn...

Two rather nice selections by Mr. Tuttle.

And now for something completely different.

Anime posters,
Now that's what I'm talking about! Where do you find that shit? The only anime I know about is...



and



Orson,
Cool continuous shot... wish the explosion wasn't so comical...

>Where do you find that shit?<

stumbled upon literally minutes before i posted it.

i don't even remember the search terms that got me to it.

shit's a trip, eh?


>The only anime I know about is... <

that first one is pretty fly.


>Cool continuous shot... wish the explosion wasn't so comical...<

yes, the explosion is not great. i'm willing to roll with it, under the circumstances (low budget).

they spent all night doing that shot, take after take. finally got it just before the sun came up. the cop or whatever who leans in the car before the explosion, he kept blowing his lines, so in the end he just moved his lips without speaking, and they dubbed the voice.

while i'm on the subject... charlton heston is *not* convincing as a mexican. requires a major suspension of disbelief. but i'm willing to roll with that too cause the picture woudln't have been made unless he agreed to be in it, on the cheap, cause he wanted to work with ow.

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Great opening sequence. Welles didn't want to have the music in the background, but the studio added it later.

This reminds me of something you would have seen on the USA Network after a night of bar hopping back in the day...





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Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes

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> This reminds me of something you would have seen
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you cant really beat the 80's commentary.

Never seen the super oozer before... I grew up with this kind of powerful marketing.

The "cooler" the commercial, the more the product resembled a bucket of diarrhea...





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I have at times had occasion to wonder...


What rough pop-beast would emerge if you combined the talents of Meade Skelton and MrMephisto?


Would we have another Lennon(Mephisto)/McCartney(Meade) on our hands?


I think this video answers the question.

Haven't heard this joint for a while until today.

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Thanks for ruining my day.

Sorry, Tone...

JESUS that cant be real! it looks like a carp mixed with an albino mouse/ predator. disturbing shit

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I didn't even bother looking at that one.

Aw, come on! Just thirty seconds of your time! If nothing else, consider it potash for the garden of your imagination!

It's probably for the best, anyway... It is troubling to think there are actual human children being born with something like Harlequin type ichthyosis

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> I didn't even bother looking at that one.

LOL

Brilliant Woman Solves All of California's Problems

Good lord that lady is stupid. "We need the food because it's food and stuff." LMAO.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Man, those videos sure make me thankful my daughter is healthy, and I appreciate my health!

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

Wow. That chick is as dumb as a box of rocks.

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

God bless her pea-pickin' heart for trying.



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> Wow. That chick is as dumb as a box of rocks.

Santa Cruz is crawling with wacky people. There are probably people in the audience that completely agree with her.



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> Good lord that lady is stupid. "We need the food
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This is nasty....



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i bet she is great at oral sex. except for those fangs now those are a little frightening.

Alias talks about the recent death threats against him.

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that made me have to pee until that lump of fat came out. i didnt know british people owned cows, i thought it was just sheep

Gotta love the Japs...

Cat washing machine

OMG LOL - that is SO WRONG. Poor cat.

Um - cute - like how they threw the "cat carrier" in at the end. UM?

One wacky homeless dude. LOL.

Rather nicely done.

1959 Malibu vs. 2009 Malibu

To celebrate their 50th anniversary, the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety demonstrates what five decades of improvements does for safety. The 1959 Malibu driver would be killed while the 2009 Malibu driver walks away with a bruised knee (according to the crash test dummies.)





Blessed are the murderous.

I just caught up with that wolf-pig thing, from a couple of posts back. Brilliant stuff.

And now, just for the ladies, a typical date with the man who put the F in FU: the one and only Mr. H---- T-----

Hey ladies! I am single and looking... There is nothing to be afraid of. Look... I even got this gift... just for you... PM me to start the romance...

Show me more! I liked the mirrors in the bathroom... and I just knew there would be a wax face melting in the oven. What else you got?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Destitute in Kabul: Afghanistan's Drug Addicts
Written by Alfonso Moral
21 May 2009

There are no hard statistics on the number of heroin addicts in Afghanistan.
Nevertheless, what is known is that since the fall of the Taliban regime in 2001
that number has grown to dizzying heights. Heroin comes from opium, a substance
which for years Afghanistan has been the world’s principal provider. It is
estimated that 90 per cent of the world’s heroin consumption originates from
Afghanistan’s growing fields.


During the reign of the mullahs, opium use by Afghanis was prohibited, even while
its exportation reached unprecedented levels. Now opium is made into heroin
inside of Afghanistan and sold to the outside world via the west through Iran or
the north through Russia. More significantly, the youth of Afghanistan have begun
to consume heroin. In addition, many of the Afghan refugees who fled the war
return from Iran or Pakistan as addicts.


While NATO forces expand their campaign against the southern opium plantations
that economically maintain the Taliban, no resources are dedicated to prevent
heroin consumption inside the country. In Kabul alone, only one rehabilitation
centre exists, with barely 10 beds to treat addicts that could be counted in the
thousands. After two weeks of tortuous treatment, a high percentage relapse.
Heroin-refining laboratories are now found all over the country, especially in
Kabul. The local market price is 100 Afghanis – about $2 – a high price
considering the average income is $100 per month.


In Kabul, the majority of addicts take refuge in the Russian cultural centre, now
decrepit in the eastern side of the capital. Besides getting their heroin fix
here, they live among these broken-down buildings in conditions of extreme filth
and misery while the government and authorities remain passive. The only visitors
are the few doctors that arrive every Saturday to hand out hypodermic needles and
test the addicts for HIV. Not wishing to be quoted, they do recognise that Aids
cases are rising – they try to convince the addicts not to share needles but
there is a total lack of knowledge among the users. With the exception of Harry
Tuttle (frame 14), who never shares his needle with anyone, and dreams away the day fantasizing
that he's posting on Fairfax Underground. And maybe he is.color>
The photographs were taken between the months of July and October 2008 in the Old
Russian cultural centre of Kabul.

Alfonso Moral
www.alfonsomoral.net

sorry for the cheesy video game like music. gets rather annoying

PhotoSketch is an amazing software developed by five Chinese Computer Science and Technology students. They describe it as an Internet Image Montage program, it composes an image based on a sketch using images found on the internet.
It works like this:





This video explains it a little more:

Sketch2Photo: Internet Image Montage from Tao Chen on Vimeo.

Clown masks are a pretty tired, but the technique is awesome (this is a commercial, btw).




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How it was done.

This is like a video enactment of an FU flamewar thread.