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So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2015 06:59PM

...you've received a report that one of these girls is smuggling in old school Thai sticks.



Who is your suspect?



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Re: So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: Donkey Dong ()
Date: October 08, 2015 07:00PM

#25

That's a lot of niggers and dykes. Yuck.

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Re: So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: Lizzie the Niggie ()
Date: October 08, 2015 07:06PM

Donkey Dong Wrote:
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> #25
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> That's a lot of niggers and dykes. Yuck.



#25 is aiight!

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Re: So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: It's a hard nog life ()
Date: October 08, 2015 07:15PM

#25 looks like quite the athlete.

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Re: So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: October 08, 2015 07:45PM

#30 has tats and is in Kahoots with the coach. She brings in the stick and he distributes to faculty and staff. She gets the stick from her father who is "the man" on her block. He's training her to take over the business when he's retired.
He's a proud papa. Coach will take all she can get.

Nip



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Re: So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: October 08, 2015 07:46PM

Oh yea and 24 looks like Lizzy.

Nip

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Re: So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: was very confused ()
Date: October 08, 2015 07:47PM

NippleChuck Wrote:
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> Oh yea and 24 looks like Lizzy.
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> Nip

I thought she was the one in the back with the gray shirt

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Re: So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: Niglet ()
Date: October 09, 2015 01:14AM

was very confused Wrote:
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> NippleChuck Wrote:
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> > Oh yea and 24 looks like Lizzy.
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> > Nip
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> I thought she was the one in the back with the gray shirt

Nah, like #24 in the retarded sort of way that she looks.

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Re: So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: Libtardz LoLz! ()
Date: October 09, 2015 09:59AM

The transgender in the middle, wearing the black shirt.

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Re: So You're a School Resource Officer...
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: October 09, 2015 10:01AM

I would perform immediate strip and rectal searches of #21 and #22.

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