I really wonder if I even want to know this b/c it's so distracting from the point of this site but what the hell is all this about? Can someone give a (brief) summary?....Like something from a business writing workshop or so. Not sure I care either way but I'm a very important person with limited time to catch on....Concision is a skill.

Also, why Fairfax underground when apparently few (none?) of them live in Fairfax? Is there a Henrico county underground they can take their attention starved needs to?

Lastly, were any of them breastfed?

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Here's a short summary of the major players:

eesh formerly lived in Fairfax County, first when he was deployed at Fort Belvoir and later when he worked in Alexandria using his not-yet-expired Top Secret clearance. When the contract he was working on ended, eesh was let go and moved back to Richmond, eventually winding up at his childhood home.

Megan formerly lived in Fairfax County, racking up an impressive list of arrests for petty crimes. As her financial situation has declined, she's had to move further out, to Loudoun, Prince William, and even Louisa county.

Miz is a Loudoun county resident who discovered Fairfax Underground following a traffic accident that left him partially permanently disabled and exacerbated his latent mental illness.

lizzie formerly lived in the City of Fairfax. Having copious free time on her hands, she either discovered or was introduced to Fairfax Underground. For her own amusement and as a lover of drama, she decided to insert herself into the eesh-inkahootz conflict and forge a strange, complicated relationship with eesh.

All four are unemployed or under-employed, giving them lots and lots and lots of time to spend playing their games on Fairfax Underground.

Even a short summary of all the interpersonal conflicts at play here would likely run into the hundreds or even thousands of words. It'd be like summarizing several seasons of a daily soap opera.

summarizing summarizer Wrote:
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> lizzie formerly lived in the City of
> Fairfax. Having copious free time on her hands,

She has body thetans

Is Lizzie in jail? She's been pretty quiet lately.

To bad I live in Fairfax county.

Megynlynn Wrote:
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> To bad I live in Fairfax county.


Be careful, don't stay parked in the same place more than 3 days. Fairfax County can issue a parking ticket if you don't move your 4-wheeled place of residence every 3 days. Better find someone with a valid license to move it as well.

summarizing summarizer Wrote:
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> All four are unemployed or under-employed, giving
> them lots and lots and lots of time to spend
> playing their games on Fairfax Underground.
>

+1000000000000000000000

metermaid Wrote:
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> Megynlynn Wrote:
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> > To bad I live in Fairfax county.
>
>
> Be careful, don't stay parked in the same place
> more than 3 days. Fairfax County can issue a
> parking ticket if you don't move your 4-wheeled
> place of residence every 3 days. Better find
> someone with a valid license to move it as well.

I'll keep that in mind. Good thing my bed is super comfy and I can hang out and sleep in that in my place.

summarizing summarizer Wrote:
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> lizzie formerly lived in the City of
> Fairfax. Having copious free time on her hands,
> she either discovered or was introduced to Fairfax
> Underground. For her own amusement and as a lover
> of drama, she decided to insert herself into the
> eesh-inkahootz conflict and forge a strange,
> complicated relationship with eesh.

I found this site when I was 16, due to classmates looking up our teacher's tickets.

I also only spent a lot of time here when I was bored, single and unemployed. I'm none of those things now, hence me not being here 24/7 anymore, its great!

Also, I don't love drama. Which would be the reason I helped form the truce between those two and usually try to make up with most people here and have. If I loved drama I would be posting all the crap that's still going down involving the Morenos or what I know about Megan and her eesh situation but I just don't care enough anymore to put it out there.

> All four are unemployed or under-employed, giving
> them lots and lots and lots of time to spend
> playing their games on Fairfax Underground.

Bitch nigga, I'm overemployed. I should NOT be making $15 an hour.



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Bubba Wrote:
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> Is Lizzie in jail? She's been pretty quiet lately.


Where have you been!? Hello - full time job, boyfriend, no time for yall lonely, unemployed, losers like I used to.
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Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> Bubba Wrote:
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> > Is Lizzie in jail? She's been pretty quiet
> lately.
>
>
> Where have you been!? Hello - full time job,
> boyfriend, no time for yall lonely, unemployed,
> losers like I used to.


Hold that job for at least a few years, and I'll be impressed.

Lizzie thinks she's ballin making that minimun wage, lol.

impress a stranger Wrote:
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> Underground Fairfax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Bubba Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Is Lizzie in jail? She's been pretty quiet
> > lately.
> >
> >
> > Where have you been!? Hello - full time job,
> > boyfriend, no time for yall lonely, unemployed,
> > losers like I used to.
>
>
> Hold that job for at least a few years, and I'll
> be impressed.



She has trouble holding a job for more than a few days.

summarizing summarizer Wrote:
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> Here's a short summary of the major players:
>
> eesh formerly lived in Fairfax County,
> first when he was deployed at Fort Belvoir and
> later when he worked in Alexandria using his
> not-yet-expired Top Secret clearance. When the
> contract he was working on ended, eesh was let go
> and moved back to Richmond, eventually winding up
> at his childhood home.
>
> Megan formerly lived in Fairfax County,
> racking up an impressive list of arrests for petty
> crimes. As her financial situation has declined,
> she's had to move further out, to Loudoun, Prince
> William, and even Louisa county.
>
> Miz is a Loudoun county resident who
> discovered Fairfax Underground following a traffic
> accident that left him partially permanently
> disabled and exacerbated his latent mental
> illness.
>
> lizzie formerly lived in the City of
> Fairfax. Having copious free time on her hands,
> she either discovered or was introduced to Fairfax
> Underground. For her own amusement and as a lover
> of drama, she decided to insert herself into the
> eesh-inkahootz conflict and forge a strange,
> complicated relationship with eesh.
>
> All four are unemployed or under-employed, giving
> them lots and lots and lots of time to spend
> playing their games on Fairfax Underground.
>
> Even a short summary of all the interpersonal
> conflicts at play here would likely run into the
> hundreds or even thousands of words. It'd be like
> summarizing several seasons of a daily soap opera.


You forgot to mention that lizzie (Monique Wells of Fairfax) has had sex with each of them.

Oh sweetie, I really don't care if you're impressed or not. Some of you retards think because I got fired from one job because of some lying little slut being upset she got exposed for being a cheating whore that it means I can't hold a job. My longest held job was six years, the next was four and I quit them both. I can quit this job today and still be set for life, LOL I don't HAVE to work. I chose to.

Nostradumbass Wrote:
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> You forgot to mention that lizzie (Monique Wells
> of Fairfax) has had sex with each of them.


All except William Moreno!

Do I even want to know? Wrote:
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> I really wonder if I even want to know this b/c
> it's so distracting from the point of this site
> but what the hell is all this about? Can someone
> give a (brief) summary?....Like something from a
> business writing workshop or so. Not sure I care
> either way but I'm a very important person with
> limited time to catch on....Concision is a skill.
>
> Also, why Fairfax underground when apparently few
> (none?) of them live in Fairfax? Is there a
> Henrico county underground they can take their
> attention starved needs to?
>
> Lastly, were any of them breastfed?
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Ghy5S Wrote:
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> Lizzie thinks she's ballin making that minimun
> wage, lol.


$15 is actually more than double minimum wage.

Lizzie is the youngest one and the only one with a job. Sad.

7.25 Wrote:
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> Ghy5S Wrote:
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> > Lizzie thinks she's ballin making that minimun
> > wage, lol.
>
>
> $15 is actually more than double minimum wage.


Lizzie actually only works less than half the time she is at work, so in her mind it is $15 an hour.

7.25 Wrote:
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> Ghy5S Wrote:
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> > Lizzie thinks she's ballin making that minimun
> > wage, lol.
>
>
> $15 is actually more than double minimum wage.


By Fairfax County standards, $15 is like making $6 an hour.

Only peasants have to clock in to work.

And by Fairfax county standards she's still making more money than 79% of workers.

"Only peasants have to clock in to work" - so you and your parents were once peasants? Your first job you didn't make salary, peasant.

summarizing summarizer Wrote:
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> Here's a short summary of the major players:
>
> eesh formerly lived in Fairfax County,
> first when he was deployed at Fort Belvoir and
> later when he worked in Alexandria using his
> not-yet-expired Top Secret clearance. When the
> contract he was working on ended, eesh was let go
> and moved back to Richmond, eventually winding up
> at his childhood home.
>
> Megan formerly lived in Fairfax County,
> racking up an impressive list of arrests for petty
> crimes. As her financial situation has declined,
> she's had to move further out, to Loudoun, Prince
> William, and even Louisa county.
>
> Miz is a Loudoun county resident who
> discovered Fairfax Underground following a traffic
> accident that left him partially permanently
> disabled and exacerbated his latent mental
> illness.
>
> lizzie formerly lived in the City of
> Fairfax. Having copious free time on her hands,
> she either discovered or was introduced to Fairfax
> Underground. For her own amusement and as a lover
> of drama, she decided to insert herself into the
> eesh-inkahootz conflict and forge a strange,
> complicated relationship with eesh.
>
> All four are unemployed or under-employed, giving
> them lots and lots and lots of time to spend
> playing their games on Fairfax Underground.
>
> Even a short summary of all the interpersonal
> conflicts at play here would likely run into the
> hundreds or even thousands of words. It'd be like
> summarizing several seasons of a daily soap opera.
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> And by Fairfax county standards she's still making
> more money than 79% of workers.


Source? I doubt that seeing as the average household income is well over $100,000.

>
> "Only peasants have to clock in to work" - so you
> and your parents were once peasants? Your first
> job you didn't make salary, peasant.

If you're out of your teens and still clocking in you're a peasant*

I used to clock in... when I was 18.

source? Wrote:
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> Pissants Wrote:
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> > And by Fairfax county standards she's still
> making
> > more money than 79% of workers.
>
>
> Source? I doubt that seeing as the average
> household income is well over $100,000.
>
> >
> > "Only peasants have to clock in to work" - so
> you
> > and your parents were once peasants? Your first
> > job you didn't make salary, peasant.
>
> If you're out of your teens and still clocking in
> you're a peasant*
>
> I used to clock in... when I was 18.



Are you the same two faggots who start a pointless argument in all the other threads?

muCwH Wrote:
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> source? Wrote:
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> > Pissants Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > And by Fairfax county standards she's still
> > making
> > > more money than 79% of workers.
> >
> >
> > Source? I doubt that seeing as the
> average
> > household income is well over $100,000.
> >
> > >
> > > "Only peasants have to clock in to work" - so
> > you
> > > and your parents were once peasants? Your
> first
> > > job you didn't make salary, peasant.
> >
> > If you're out of your teens and still clocking
> in
> > you're a peasant*
> >
> > I used to clock in... when I was 18.
>
>
>
> Are you the same two faggots who start a pointless
> argument in all the other threads?

Not me, I'm just putting peasants in their place.

Many jobs aren't paying $15 an hour around here unless it's a career, also you have to remember lizzie doesn't have any expenses or pay rent and doesn't pay any bills. So to her, its a lot of money. What really is sad is the people knocking anyone making an honest living no matter how much money they make.

Robin Williams is the perfect example that money can't buy happiness. So who really cares how much money someone else makes? Only those without money seem to care about what others have or make.

Those 4 are like a low rent version of Seinfeld.

Lizzie Wrote:
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> Many jobs aren't paying criminals with multiple arrests and a poor work reference history $15 an hour around here
>

Ying Ko Wrote:
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> Those 4 are like a low rent version of Seinfeld.




User "Ying Ko" has just been expelled from Team eesh.

Lost..alone in the wilderness...cast adrift. I'll be the guy holding the bucket outside the Vienna Metro.

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Feeling unusually lonely and angry today, eesh? You've been trolling pretty hard today. What's eating you?

So what's still pending in court? The Megyn complaint against Eesh and the Lizzie laptop theft...Any other cases wasting our tax $$$?

eagle eyez Wrote:
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> So what's still pending in court? The Megyn
> complaint against Eesh and the Lizzie laptop
> theft...Any other cases wasting our tax $$$?



The Moronos and miz vs eesh.

There was no laptop theft. Police in Loudoun and Fairfax can tell you this as well as the commonwealth's attorney.

Fify. Wrote:
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> Lizzie Wrote:
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> > Many jobs aren't paying criminals with multiple
> arrests and a poor work reference history $15 an
> hour around here

LOL @ "poor work references" hahaha because working at FPYC for six years, a nursing home, and a facility fordisabled adults is such terrible work references. Sorry. I never put down the food places LOL. I'm not at a food place now. I'll post a clue/hint Tuesday as to where I'm working now. And my record has never hindered me from getting a job, with old people, disabled people or working for FPYC. It's called "explaining". Besides, most places only care about felonies or theft. I don't have either of those.

#stillwinning



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Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> I can quit this job
> today and still be set for life, LOL I don't HAVE
> to work. I chose to.


That's what most welfare recipients say.

Yeah, you would know huh? I wish I could get welfare like you.

mo tom foolery Wrote:
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> eagle eyez Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > So what's still pending in court? The Megyn
> > complaint against Eesh and the Lizzie laptop
> > theft...Any other cases wasting our tax $$$?
>
>
>
> The Moronos and miz vs eesh.

Four friggen cases are still pending?!?!?!?

Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> Oh sweetie, I really don't care if you're
> impressed or not. Some of you retards think
> because I got fired from one job because of some
> lying little slut being upset she got exposed for
> being a cheating whore that it means I can't hold
> a job. My longest held job was six years, the next
> was four and I quit them both. I can quit this job
> today and still be set for life, LOL I don't HAVE
> to work. I chose to.

People "set for life" dont use public defenders in their insane courtroom antics.

Go suck a bag of WHITE dicks you little inbred slut.

LOL okay, keep telling yourself that you retard. Me having a public defender doesn't go by my parent's income. And I would never waste money on a lawyer when I can get one for free to do the exact same thing. Let's see..I've spent $0 and beaten two charges and still have managed to stay out of jail. Yeah, I'm quite satisfied.

And inbred slut? Please don't project your issues on to me, you sad sack.

I'm leaving now, are you gonna be okay without me? I'll be back later in the week to check up on the hundreds of obsessive posts and threads about me.

Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> And I would never waste money on
> a lawyer when I can get one for free

Spoken like a true welfare queen. Do you have an Obama-phone as well?

Regarding the inbred slut comment, it's all around the eyes.

Is your grandpa also your dad? That would clear some things up. Sometimes mothers lie to their children about that kind of thing, so I would double check. If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck...

Underground Fairfax Wrote:
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> I'm leaving now, are you gonna be okay without me?
> I'll be back in a minute to check up on the
> hundreds of obsessive posts and threads about me.


Fixed it fer ya

Get unboring..