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How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Open marriage
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Date: August 31, 2015 03:10PM
What is she looking for in a man?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
jwefghfg
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Date: August 31, 2015 03:15PM
Open marriage Wrote:
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> What is she looking for in a man?
She's not very attractive. But I assure you that she is seeking a guy who doesn't post on a less-than-worthless website in the middle of the work day.
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> What is she looking for in a man?
She's not very attractive. But I assure you that she is seeking a guy who doesn't post on a less-than-worthless website in the middle of the work day.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Misery loves company
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Date: August 31, 2015 03:20PM
Does William Moreno want to fuck her?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Craigslist Karen
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Date: August 31, 2015 07:47PM
Read her ad
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Furtyk
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Date: August 31, 2015 10:40PM
Get your rabies shot first
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
horny
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Date: September 12, 2015 11:11AM
I would do her after a few drinks.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
There should be an FU TV show
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Date: September 12, 2015 11:19AM
I thought that thing in the thread about the Leiser people being all fucked up was just BS.
I guess not.
The Morenos were involved with this?
You can't make this shit up.
I guess not.
The Morenos were involved with this?
You can't make this shit up.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
fellow basement dwellers
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Date: September 12, 2015 01:10PM
This case has special appeal to Phillip Leiser because (according to his wife's sex ad) he himself sleeps in the basement.
Of course the prospect of profiting from the Morenos' frivolous lawsuit, and sending fraudulent legal bills to witnesses might have something to do with it as well.
Of course the prospect of profiting from the Morenos' frivolous lawsuit, and sending fraudulent legal bills to witnesses might have something to do with it as well.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
iwould
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Date: September 12, 2015 06:41PM
I would check to seee if she is a follower of Remphan first.
If her house has any star flag posted anywhere then get out.
It means they are a satanic family.
If her house has any star flag posted anywhere then get out.
It means they are a satanic family.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Jewess
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Date: December 08, 2015 04:46AM
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: December 08, 2015 10:33AM
Her gash smells like kipper snacks
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Gollum's Dick
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Date: December 24, 2015 07:36PM
She likes short guys that she can power trip on.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Wrapped my Rascal
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Date: December 27, 2015 12:20AM
I'm sure the Leisers are terrible people, but just curious why there is so much hate for her. He is shit sandwich as far as I can tell, so no need to explain. As far as her, has she boned half the married guys in the area & there are mad wives or is she so bad in the sack, that the guys hate her?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
which one?
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Date: December 27, 2015 12:44AM
One of her eyes is fucked up but I'm not sure which one. If I had to pick one I'd say the right. They definitely don't match. Glass eye? Related to Max Scherzer?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
AF LLP
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Date: December 27, 2015 12:54AM
The right eye looks larger.
She is probably a not-so-bad person and possibly a good lay.
The Leiser Law firm is another matter: they are as shady as your basement. They're basically bilking the Morenos, but as they say, "it couldn't happen to nicer people..."
So, carry on...
She is probably a not-so-bad person and possibly a good lay.
The Leiser Law firm is another matter: they are as shady as your basement. They're basically bilking the Morenos, but as they say, "it couldn't happen to nicer people..."
So, carry on...
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
9UxKx
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Date: January 07, 2016 08:13PM
Her Jew poon is not that good. It was during a really bad time for me when i went for her. It costs me so much dignity and emotionally.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Still Playing?
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Date: January 16, 2016 09:34PM
Is she still out there playing arround? Just curious, cuz she have been playing longer than a lot of marriages last.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Mehxhsjsjsieksk
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Date: January 18, 2016 07:04AM
Smells like a smear campaign.
Near as I can tell, husband and wife are both lawyers. So the part about not being able to afford separate residences is bullshit.
Interestingly enough there's a post on FFXU about her husband. Sounds to me like someone is trying to extract revenge...
Near as I can tell, husband and wife are both lawyers. So the part about not being able to afford separate residences is bullshit.
Interestingly enough there's a post on FFXU about her husband. Sounds to me like someone is trying to extract revenge...
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
JAP fucker
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Date: January 18, 2016 10:11PM
Mehxhsjsjsieksk Wrote:
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> Smells like a smear campaign.
>
> Near as I can tell, husband and wife are both
> lawyers. So the part about not being able to
> afford separate residences is bullshit.
>
> Interestingly enough there's a post on FFXU about
> her husband. Sounds to me like someone is trying
> to extract revenge...
That ad is genuine and is not a smear. Houses are not cheap. I actually replied to one of her ads before I even knew who she was on here. She seemed nice enough but there wasn't mutual interest and I have other hoes to bang.
You may recall her husband Phillip's name was on the Ashley Madison list, so not exactly a perfect marriage.
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> Smells like a smear campaign.
>
> Near as I can tell, husband and wife are both
> lawyers. So the part about not being able to
> afford separate residences is bullshit.
>
> Interestingly enough there's a post on FFXU about
> her husband. Sounds to me like someone is trying
> to extract revenge...
That ad is genuine and is not a smear. Houses are not cheap. I actually replied to one of her ads before I even knew who she was on here. She seemed nice enough but there wasn't mutual interest and I have other hoes to bang.
You may recall her husband Phillip's name was on the Ashley Madison list, so not exactly a perfect marriage.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
OAR fan
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Date: January 22, 2016 04:41AM
She's a damn idiot that can't even understand her own dating strategy when it's applied to her.
"I received over 300 responses... a lot of guys telling me I was hot and then not following up. WTF?"
"If you do send a pic and I don't respond within a few days, you can assume I'm letting you down easy."
Judging by what she landed for a husband, she's never been top shelf pussy. 300+ guys can't be wrong.
"I received over 300 responses... a lot of guys telling me I was hot and then not following up. WTF?"
"If you do send a pic and I don't respond within a few days, you can assume I'm letting you down easy."
Judging by what she landed for a husband, she's never been top shelf pussy. 300+ guys can't be wrong.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Love Nickleback
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Date: January 22, 2016 07:36AM
OAR fan Wrote:
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> She's a damn idiot that can't even understand her
> own dating strategy when it's applied to her.
> "I received over 300 responses... a lot of guys
> telling me I was hot and then not following up.
> WTF?"
> "If you do send a pic and I don't respond within a
> few days, you can assume I'm letting you down
> easy."
>
> Judging by what she landed for a husband, she's
> never been top shelf pussy. 300+ guys can't be
> wrong.
Of course she's never been top shelf pussy, she seems like bottom shelf kitty litter. She chases unicorns in her quest, but ended up with trolls or hobbits.
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> She's a damn idiot that can't even understand her
> own dating strategy when it's applied to her.
> "I received over 300 responses... a lot of guys
> telling me I was hot and then not following up.
> WTF?"
> "If you do send a pic and I don't respond within a
> few days, you can assume I'm letting you down
> easy."
>
> Judging by what she landed for a husband, she's
> never been top shelf pussy. 300+ guys can't be
> wrong.
Of course she's never been top shelf pussy, she seems like bottom shelf kitty litter. She chases unicorns in her quest, but ended up with trolls or hobbits.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Dirt Sandwich
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Date: January 22, 2016 07:40AM
Does jew poon taste like those little chocolate coins? Or is hers more like gefilte fish?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
300 men march away
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Date: January 22, 2016 11:30PM
Why would you put your mouth on that? Do you also lick gas station toilets?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
xGEpN
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Date: January 23, 2016 10:26AM
Karen is 44 and she is looking for a man that is 30-50? OK
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
whats?
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Date: January 23, 2016 05:10PM
xGEpN Wrote:
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> Karen is 44 and she is looking for a man that is
> 30-50? OK
If she had said she was looking for a man 18-20, or 70-80, ok weird -- but 30-50 is the same range she is in, so what is wrong with that? Am I missing something? (Other than the fact she is married and still living with her husband.)
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> Karen is 44 and she is looking for a man that is
> 30-50? OK
If she had said she was looking for a man 18-20, or 70-80, ok weird -- but 30-50 is the same range she is in, so what is wrong with that? Am I missing something? (Other than the fact she is married and still living with her husband.)
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Not the hobbit she seeks
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Date: January 23, 2016 06:34PM
whats? Wrote:
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> xGEpN Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Karen is 44 and she is looking for a man that
> is
> > 30-50? OK
>
>
> If she had said she was looking for a man 18-20,
> or 70-80, ok weird -- but 30-50 is the same range
> she is in, so what is wrong with that? Am I
> missing something? (Other than the fact she is
> married and still living with her husband.)
18-80 is also the same range she's in, nothing wrong with keeping your options open, especially when you were dissed recently by the previous 300 applicants. It would be smart to try that approach.
What's strange about her saying she's seeking 30-50 is that she is saying she'll go as young as 14 years younger but only up to six years older, "unless you're really hot". She's lukewarm at best, not sure why anyone else would be required to be hot. Older men are more discerning, which is probably why she wants to leave them off the table and save herself further rejection.
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> xGEpN Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Karen is 44 and she is looking for a man that
> is
> > 30-50? OK
>
>
> If she had said she was looking for a man 18-20,
> or 70-80, ok weird -- but 30-50 is the same range
> she is in, so what is wrong with that? Am I
> missing something? (Other than the fact she is
> married and still living with her husband.)
18-80 is also the same range she's in, nothing wrong with keeping your options open, especially when you were dissed recently by the previous 300 applicants. It would be smart to try that approach.
What's strange about her saying she's seeking 30-50 is that she is saying she'll go as young as 14 years younger but only up to six years older, "unless you're really hot". She's lukewarm at best, not sure why anyone else would be required to be hot. Older men are more discerning, which is probably why she wants to leave them off the table and save herself further rejection.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Snatch.com
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Date: January 23, 2016 07:06PM
"She's lukewarm at best"
You're too charitable.
You're too charitable.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
vvU9bC
()
Date: January 23, 2016 07:10PM
Not the hobbit she seeks Wrote:
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> whats? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > xGEpN Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Karen is 44 and she is looking for a man that
> > is
> > > 30-50? OK
> >
> >
> > If she had said she was looking for a man
> 18-20,
> > or 70-80, ok weird -- but 30-50 is the same
> range
> > she is in, so what is wrong with that? Am I
> > missing something? (Other than the fact she is
> > married and still living with her husband.)
>
>
> 18-80 is also the same range she's in, nothing
> wrong with keeping your options open, especially
> when you were dissed recently by the previous 300
> applicants. It would be smart to try that
> approach.
>
>
> What's strange about her saying she's seeking
> 30-50 is that she is saying she'll go as young as
> 14 years younger but only up to six years older,
> "unless you're really hot". She's lukewarm at
> best, not sure why anyone else would be required
> to be hot. Older men are more discerning, which is
> probably why she wants to leave them off the table
> and save herself further rejection.
Oh, ok I didn't actually do the math. Maybe she is concerned about E.D.
Karen Leiser is likely to do better from advertising online than trying to find a male out in public. She is not hot at all, but will get the attention of all the home-bound basement dwelling males.
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> whats? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > xGEpN Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Karen is 44 and she is looking for a man that
> > is
> > > 30-50? OK
> >
> >
> > If she had said she was looking for a man
> 18-20,
> > or 70-80, ok weird -- but 30-50 is the same
> range
> > she is in, so what is wrong with that? Am I
> > missing something? (Other than the fact she is
> > married and still living with her husband.)
>
>
> 18-80 is also the same range she's in, nothing
> wrong with keeping your options open, especially
> when you were dissed recently by the previous 300
> applicants. It would be smart to try that
> approach.
>
>
> What's strange about her saying she's seeking
> 30-50 is that she is saying she'll go as young as
> 14 years younger but only up to six years older,
> "unless you're really hot". She's lukewarm at
> best, not sure why anyone else would be required
> to be hot. Older men are more discerning, which is
> probably why she wants to leave them off the table
> and save herself further rejection.
Oh, ok I didn't actually do the math. Maybe she is concerned about E.D.
Karen Leiser is likely to do better from advertising online than trying to find a male out in public. She is not hot at all, but will get the attention of all the home-bound basement dwelling males.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
60 MPH Hummer
()
Date: January 23, 2016 07:17PM
E.D, I bet she has caused many cases of that.
Agreed the online thing works better for her. She is not the kind of girl you'd pick up in a bar, unless it was a shitty place like Backyard Grill, Bungalow Billiards, or Primetime.
Agreed the online thing works better for her. She is not the kind of girl you'd pick up in a bar, unless it was a shitty place like Backyard Grill, Bungalow Billiards, or Primetime.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Moreno Lawyers
()
Date: January 24, 2016 12:30AM
whats? Wrote:
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> xGEpN Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Karen is 44 and she is looking for a man that
> is
> > 30-50? OK
>
>
> If she had said she was looking for a man 18-20,
> or 70-80, ok weird -- but 30-50 is the same range
> she is in, so what is wrong with that? Am I
> missing something? (Other than the fact she is
> married and still living with her husband
A 30 year old man is not in the normal age range for a 44 year old woman. If anything you will see older men and younger women and not the other way around.
She's willing to go 14 younger but only 6 years older and she is an average looking woman (for being 44) at best. It just struck me as a bit strange.
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> xGEpN Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Karen is 44 and she is looking for a man that
> is
> > 30-50? OK
>
>
> If she had said she was looking for a man 18-20,
> or 70-80, ok weird -- but 30-50 is the same range
> she is in, so what is wrong with that? Am I
> missing something? (Other than the fact she is
> married and still living with her husband
A 30 year old man is not in the normal age range for a 44 year old woman. If anything you will see older men and younger women and not the other way around.
She's willing to go 14 younger but only 6 years older and she is an average looking woman (for being 44) at best. It just struck me as a bit strange.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
DDN3wJ
()
Date: January 24, 2016 12:35AM
Unlike women, men don't go to shit so badly as they age. She should go 14 either way to be fair.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Get a divorce
()
Date: January 25, 2016 08:16PM
DDN3wJ Wrote:
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> Unlike women, men don't go to shit so badly as
> they age. She should go 14 either way to be fair.
From my observations, divorced single moms are hotter than married moms. It's the men that suck the life out of women and make them look like shit. Divorce is the fountain of youth for many women, Mrs Leiser should look into route rather than "staying together for the kids", she could raise herself from a 3-4 to a 4-6. It sucks to be miserably married, but carrying on in an open relationship doesn't make the relationship better, and you still come home to the POS that's dragging you down.
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> Unlike women, men don't go to shit so badly as
> they age. She should go 14 either way to be fair.
From my observations, divorced single moms are hotter than married moms. It's the men that suck the life out of women and make them look like shit. Divorce is the fountain of youth for many women, Mrs Leiser should look into route rather than "staying together for the kids", she could raise herself from a 3-4 to a 4-6. It sucks to be miserably married, but carrying on in an open relationship doesn't make the relationship better, and you still come home to the POS that's dragging you down.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Divorce 2: Electric Bugaloo
()
Date: January 25, 2016 09:10PM
Open unhealthy relationships are terrible for everyone. It doesn't only apply to women. Men in terrible marriages get drug down, even if they are getting fun on the side. The kids benefit the most. As the poster "Get a divorce" said "divorced single moms are hotter than married moms". There are a lot less complications for everyone. She can then go after guys that don't have their own hidden lives & bs & maybe leave the shire & its hobbits alone.
Karen may be a natural 5, but the skank factor is dragging her down to about a 2. Phil is fucked no matter what, the minute a chick figures his issues out, it still won't matter, he'll still be a guy with a shit stain that can't be cleaned.
Karen may be a natural 5, but the skank factor is dragging her down to about a 2. Phil is fucked no matter what, the minute a chick figures his issues out, it still won't matter, he'll still be a guy with a shit stain that can't be cleaned.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Plot twists
()
Date: January 26, 2016 12:22AM
You can't make this stuff up. Karen Leiser comments about Meade Skelton:
"I checked out some of his stuff and agree he is very good!"
"I checked out some of his stuff and agree he is very good!"
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Dental Opposites
()
Date: January 26, 2016 12:01PM
Karen Leiser has pretty teeth, completely the opposite of Meade. Wonder if they have French kissed yet?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
v9eKm
()
Date: January 26, 2016 02:29PM
Plot twists Wrote:
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> You can't make this stuff up. Karen Leiser
> comments about Meade Skelton:
> "I checked out some of his stuff and agree he is
> very good!"
link of GTFO
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> You can't make this stuff up. Karen Leiser
> comments about Meade Skelton:
> "I checked out some of his stuff and agree he is
> very good!"
link of GTFO
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Don't blame marriage
()
Date: January 26, 2016 04:20PM
Get a divorce Wrote:
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> From my observations, divorced single moms are
> hotter than married moms. It's the men that suck
> the life out of women and make them look like
> shit. Divorce is the fountain of youth for many
> women,
From my observations the transformation is a result of being married and no longer needing to impress either potential mates or their single female friends. Blaming hubby is just an excuse for giving up on something that requires a lot of work and discipline that the woman no longer wishes to do.
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> From my observations, divorced single moms are
> hotter than married moms. It's the men that suck
> the life out of women and make them look like
> shit. Divorce is the fountain of youth for many
> women,
From my observations the transformation is a result of being married and no longer needing to impress either potential mates or their single female friends. Blaming hubby is just an excuse for giving up on something that requires a lot of work and discipline that the woman no longer wishes to do.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Wandering wonderer
()
Date: January 26, 2016 05:10PM
I wonder what Phil and Karen get out of their relationship that makes staying in it "worth it". Do they still talk to each other? Do they compare notes on the best places to pick up new sex partners? Do they share details about who they are banging? Do they need each other to get into swingers clubs?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Karen likes Meade
()
Date: January 26, 2016 05:16PM
v9eKm Wrote:
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> Plot twists Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You can't make this stuff up. Karen Leiser
> > comments about Meade Skelton:
> > "I checked out some of his stuff and agree he
> is
> > very good!"
>
>
> link of GTFO
Here you go, it's in the comments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2iITwNKrPE
Now GTFO yourself and learn how to search the Internet.
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> Plot twists Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You can't make this stuff up. Karen Leiser
> > comments about Meade Skelton:
> > "I checked out some of his stuff and agree he
> is
> > very good!"
>
>
> link of GTFO
Here you go, it's in the comments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2iITwNKrPE
Now GTFO yourself and learn how to search the Internet.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
I Doubt It
()
Date: January 26, 2016 05:16PM
Wandering wonderer Wrote:
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> I wonder what Phil and Karen get out of their
> relationship that makes staying in it "worth it".
> Do they still talk to each other? Do they compare
> notes on the best places to pick up new sex
> partners? Do they share details about who they are
> banging? Do they need each other to get into
> swingers clubs?
They're probably just going to live in the same house for a year because they have children under the age of 18. After that period of separation, they'll be able to file for divorce and sell the home.
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> I wonder what Phil and Karen get out of their
> relationship that makes staying in it "worth it".
> Do they still talk to each other? Do they compare
> notes on the best places to pick up new sex
> partners? Do they share details about who they are
> banging? Do they need each other to get into
> swingers clubs?
They're probably just going to live in the same house for a year because they have children under the age of 18. After that period of separation, they'll be able to file for divorce and sell the home.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
break him in?
()
Date: January 26, 2016 10:48PM
Will Karen Leiser take Meade's virginity?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
K. A. Leiser
()
Date: January 26, 2016 11:04PM
This thread ends here. You have all been warned.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
rabble rabble
()
Date: January 26, 2016 11:21PM
rabble rabble
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Zoo Tramp Marie
()
Date: January 27, 2016 12:37AM
break him in? Wrote:
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> Will Karen Leiser take Meade's virginity?
Depends on what is meant by 'virginity'.
Meade had his throat cherry popped a long time ago.
Man yogurt coating his uvula.
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> Will Karen Leiser take Meade's virginity?
Depends on what is meant by 'virginity'.
Meade had his throat cherry popped a long time ago.
Man yogurt coating his uvula.
Attachments:
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
HHCuDn
()
Date: January 27, 2016 08:48AM
Don't be ridiculous. Meade thinks sex is dirty and would not engage in oral sex either.
Some people suspect William Moreno is a closet homosexual, or has homosexual tendencies. There is a better case for that than for Meade.
Some people suspect William Moreno is a closet homosexual, or has homosexual tendencies. There is a better case for that than for Meade.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Perhaps
()
Date: January 27, 2016 11:24AM
HHCuDn Wrote:
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> Don't be ridiculous. Meade thinks sex is dirty
> and would not engage in oral sex either.
>
No wonder he never has had a girlfriend.
Between that and being unemployed, What does Meade have to offer a woman?
He isn't looking for a physical relationship AND he offers no security since he can't even support himself.
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> Don't be ridiculous. Meade thinks sex is dirty
> and would not engage in oral sex either.
>
No wonder he never has had a girlfriend.
Between that and being unemployed, What does Meade have to offer a woman?
He isn't looking for a physical relationship AND he offers no security since he can't even support himself.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Get a divorce
()
Date: January 27, 2016 09:48PM
Don't blame marriage Wrote:
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> Get a divorce Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > From my observations, divorced single moms are
> > hotter than married moms. It's the men that
> suck
> > the life out of women and make them look like
> > shit. Divorce is the fountain of youth for many
> > women,
>
> From my observations the transformation is a
> result of being married and no longer needing to
> impress either potential mates or their single
> female friends. Blaming hubby is just an excuse
> for giving up on something that requires a lot of
> work and discipline that the woman no longer
> wishes to do.
So why is it that women in lesbian marriages don't decline in looks? Sure, they age, but they don't look like they've been through hell the way traditionally married women do. Men suck and they suck the life out of women.
Further, a married woman who is seeking extramarital partners, we would assume would look her best to attract potential partners. Sadly, she still has the douche bag husband at home, sucking the joy from her life, plus the added stress of keeping her affairs secret.
"The spark of something to look forward to" in no way replaces what is being leached from either partner in a low-value marriage.
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> Get a divorce Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > From my observations, divorced single moms are
> > hotter than married moms. It's the men that
> suck
> > the life out of women and make them look like
> > shit. Divorce is the fountain of youth for many
> > women,
>
> From my observations the transformation is a
> result of being married and no longer needing to
> impress either potential mates or their single
> female friends. Blaming hubby is just an excuse
> for giving up on something that requires a lot of
> work and discipline that the woman no longer
> wishes to do.
So why is it that women in lesbian marriages don't decline in looks? Sure, they age, but they don't look like they've been through hell the way traditionally married women do. Men suck and they suck the life out of women.
Further, a married woman who is seeking extramarital partners, we would assume would look her best to attract potential partners. Sadly, she still has the douche bag husband at home, sucking the joy from her life, plus the added stress of keeping her affairs secret.
"The spark of something to look forward to" in no way replaces what is being leached from either partner in a low-value marriage.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Heidelberg Mellencamp
()
Date: January 27, 2016 09:53PM
Most women in lesbian marriages never had looks to begin with.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
I disagree
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:01PM
I think there is usually a butch in a lesbian marriage, but the other half is often hot.
Ellen Degeneres has a hot wife. I'm sure Portia is hotter than anything Heidelberg would ever get his Toten Hosen near.
Ellen Degeneres has a hot wife. I'm sure Portia is hotter than anything Heidelberg would ever get his Toten Hosen near.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Heidelberg Mellencamp
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:05PM
You're comparing Hollywood couples? lol... No, the other half is not often hot. Are you still in high school, or just stupid?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
I disagree
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:10PM
I'd wager I'm a lot smarter than you are to start with.
I was replying to your generalization of " most women in lesbian marriages never had looks to begin with" with my own generalization. I think your failure to see the correlation of general responses, shows that your mental viagra is as weak as that in your pants.
I know quite a few non-Hollywood lesbian couples, that I have met in my travels. There usually is a decent looking one.
I was replying to your generalization of " most women in lesbian marriages never had looks to begin with" with my own generalization. I think your failure to see the correlation of general responses, shows that your mental viagra is as weak as that in your pants.
I know quite a few non-Hollywood lesbian couples, that I have met in my travels. There usually is a decent looking one.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
I disagree
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:12PM
I'd also wager your wife or girlfriend is looking for a new ride & looks miserable as fuck.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Heidelberg Mellencamp
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:16PM
Stay in school, kid.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
I disagree
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:18PM
Nice response from an obvious rocket scientist for a guy with ED & an unhappy lady.
Is that you Phil Leiser?
Is that you Phil Leiser?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
I disagree
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:23PM
I'd almost say I touched a nerve because "Stay in school, kid" is such a pathetic response, but that would assume that you're bright enough to understand my references anyway. Go back to your Hot Pockets & Call of Duty.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
crosseyed titties for Phil
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:26PM
I foresee Megan Toohey in Phil's romantic future, as soon as she is released. There is a rumor Josh dumped her when she got locked up this time. She knows he is available and she always needs a lawyer and a place to sleep.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
I disagree
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:27PM
Fuck that dude. Anyways, I hate stupid heterosexuals. I'm just on here looking for a cock to suck. Any takers?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Heidelberg Mellencamp
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:38PM
They say "a man can build 1000 skyscrapers, but he sucks one cock & everyone forgets he was an architect" I never wanted to be an architect anyway. I was always happy to suck cock.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Dirt Sandwich
()
Date: January 27, 2016 10:42PM
I hate stupid people no matter if they are stupid heterosexuals or stupid homosexuals.
Are both these tools high school kids?
Are both these tools high school kids?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
verse vica
()
Date: January 27, 2016 11:02PM
What if he sucked a 1,000 cocks first and then built a skyscraper?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Don't blame marriage
()
Date: January 28, 2016 12:54AM
Get a divorce Wrote:
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> So why is it that women in lesbian marriages don't
> decline in looks?
In my experience some do. If you are going to compare the two populations you need to normalize the variables so you get a true apples to apples comparison. Gay marriage is relatively new so you would likely need to compare them to marriages of five years or less. Gays are less likely to have kids and when they do have kids they are almost always planned, so the straight population would need to be skewed to reflect that. Then balance the economic variables. Even if you don't address the cultural differences you will find that the two populations start resembling each other more than a straight on comparison.
You see a woman that cannot manage to look her best. I am betting she sees herself as a professional woman in her 40s.
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> So why is it that women in lesbian marriages don't
> decline in looks?
In my experience some do. If you are going to compare the two populations you need to normalize the variables so you get a true apples to apples comparison. Gay marriage is relatively new so you would likely need to compare them to marriages of five years or less. Gays are less likely to have kids and when they do have kids they are almost always planned, so the straight population would need to be skewed to reflect that. Then balance the economic variables. Even if you don't address the cultural differences you will find that the two populations start resembling each other more than a straight on comparison.
You see a woman that cannot manage to look her best. I am betting she sees herself as a professional woman in her 40s.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Darth Gaydar
()
Date: January 28, 2016 07:42AM
Legalized gay marriage is relatively new, but homosexual couples have lived together as "room mates" for as far back as any of us can remember. I knew gay couples growing up, but they were "friends", nobody pointed out that they were gay. Some couples did not have kids, some had kids from previous heterosexual relationships, some had adopted. I'm sure you can think of many celebrity couples that have been living together in marriage-like arrangements for decades. I'll get you started: Baron von Steuben & his "secretary", John Mulligan.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
g6Dr4
()
Date: January 28, 2016 08:18AM
There is only one thing that can truly be concluded from this thread: You Fairfax people are some stupid fucking dolts.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Peruvian Pecker
()
Date: January 28, 2016 11:46AM
Is her poon Jewish? How do we know?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Butt Pirate Jerry
()
Date: January 28, 2016 12:06PM
I disagree Wrote:
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> Fuck that dude. Anyways, I hate stupid
> heterosexuals. I'm just on here looking for a cock
> to suck. Any takers?
Another anonymous Meade Skelton post.
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> Fuck that dude. Anyways, I hate stupid
> heterosexuals. I'm just on here looking for a cock
> to suck. Any takers?
Another anonymous Meade Skelton post.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Poon Tang
()
Date: January 28, 2016 06:06PM
Peruvian Pecker Wrote:
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> Is her poon Jewish? How do we know?
Is that a serious question? Of course her poon is Jewish. Kosher poon before noon.
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> Is her poon Jewish? How do we know?
Is that a serious question? Of course her poon is Jewish. Kosher poon before noon.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Peruvian Pecker
()
Date: January 28, 2016 06:38PM
I thought she might be hiding a nice hairy Catholic coochie or Buddhist snatch.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
W6TkC
()
Date: January 29, 2016 08:34PM
How she so selective? She ugly. She want rich white dick, she better take any nigga or Mexi cocks.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Desperate Men
()
Date: January 29, 2016 08:55PM
W6TkC Wrote:
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> How she so selective? She ugly. She want rich
> white dick, she better take any nigga or Mexi
> cocks.
She can hold out and be selective. The right one will fall into her lap.
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> How she so selective? She ugly. She want rich
> white dick, she better take any nigga or Mexi
> cocks.
She can hold out and be selective. The right one will fall into her lap.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Desperate Women
()
Date: February 02, 2016 08:32PM
She must have been desperate when she married that weasel Phil.
As a woman, I feel terrible for her after she's been with him.
As a lady, I'm ashamed at the way she whores herself out everywhere.
As a woman, I feel terrible for her after she's been with him.
As a lady, I'm ashamed at the way she whores herself out everywhere.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Set a good example
()
Date: February 07, 2016 12:04AM
I don't see how the open marriage / husband and wife living as roommates arrangement is much benefit to the kids. It's probably obvious that they barely tolerate each other. Any boy might think, "when I grow up, I'll get married so I can live like a troll, and the basement will be my lair." Any girl might think, "I can't wait to have a husband of my own to keep in the basement." Do the parents explain, "no, honey, that's not usually how marriage is, your dad and I just hate each other."?
It's fucked up.
Maybe it "works", but I doubt it would be a joyful home.
It's fucked up.
Maybe it "works", but I doubt it would be a joyful home.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Do You Like Piña Coladas?
()
Date: February 07, 2016 09:16AM
Set a good example Wrote:
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>
> It's fucked up.
>
> Maybe it "works", but I doubt it would be a joyful
> home.
Thus the need for an "escape".
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>
> It's fucked up.
>
> Maybe it "works", but I doubt it would be a joyful
> home.
Thus the need for an "escape".
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Huge Hefner
()
Date: February 07, 2016 10:51AM
The same way you would taste any other jew poon, whatever that is. Using your tongue is probably the best method. I suspect this may be a trick question.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Cocktimus Prime
()
Date: February 07, 2016 07:22PM
I'd want that poon with a nice glass of root beer & some antibiotics.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
60 MPH Hummer
()
Date: February 08, 2016 09:03PM
I heard if you lick a 9v battery, it'll make her poon taste better.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Biyft
()
Date: February 26, 2016 07:52PM
Oy vey! That's not Phil!
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Phil don't need her anymore
()
Date: February 26, 2016 08:21PM
Phil is getting blowjobs from Sharon and William Moreno. They have arranged a barter payment system for Phil's legal work on the frivolous baseless lawlsuits.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Ghost
()
Date: February 26, 2016 08:26PM
Open marriage Wrote:
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> What is she looking for in a man?
1. A strapon
2. His money
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> What is she looking for in a man?
1. A strapon
2. His money
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Good Samaritan
()
Date: February 26, 2016 08:28PM
Oh damn
#TEAMFUCKYOUALL
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#TEAMFUCKYOUALL
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
hard for Karen
()
Date: February 26, 2016 08:30PM
Did Karen participate in deposing TJ?
What if he got a raging boner and started rubbing himself?
Being underage and just a horny teenager he could get away with it.
What if he got a raging boner and started rubbing himself?
Being underage and just a horny teenager he could get away with it.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
good clean fun
()
Date: February 26, 2016 08:54PM
During the deposition, stare intently at her tits and crotch while rubbing your wood absent-mindedly. Then suddenly blurt out that you have to go to the bathroom. Return a few minutes later wiping your hands as if there is something on them.
or...
Stare intently at David's crotch and continue as above...
This is guaranteed to generate some good laughs and throw them off.
or...
Stare intently at David's crotch and continue as above...
This is guaranteed to generate some good laughs and throw them off.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
"Leiser Law Firm Reviews"
()
Date: February 27, 2016 02:09AM
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
WSH LAX Drifter
()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:23AM
You think Karen would jump on a freight train with a young guy? I'd like some of her jew poon. I'd share Maverick with her, if she wants a bigger cock in her.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
bDTNM
()
Date: May 06, 2016 01:27PM
after 83 posts and no response by the star "Karen Leiser"
Dont's post 83 posts on ffu hoping for pussy, use your hand idiot!
you missed one of the DONTS
Dont's post 83 posts on ffu hoping for pussy, use your hand idiot!
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
WSH LAX Drifter
()
Date: May 06, 2016 06:21PM
How about tequila boy? If I come back from the West Coast, will he let me have some of his stromboli?
Skyscraper might even make it a 3 way sausage fest.
Skyscraper might even make it a 3 way sausage fest.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
WSH LAX Drifter
()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:30PM
Not me. Haha jealous haters
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
WSH LAX Drifter
()
Date: May 06, 2016 09:00PM
Karen,
Do you read this? Can you set me up with Phil?
Do you read this? Can you set me up with Phil?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Leiser lawyer review
()
Date: May 14, 2016 04:16PM
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Another employee of Leiser's
()
Date: May 15, 2016 11:14PM
Secretary/paralegal at Leiser Law Firm, with newly discovered photo.
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
freedomboi
()
Date: May 16, 2016 12:31AM
dam son intense roast....bravo bravo.....why so much hate tho?..
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
codified
()
Date: May 16, 2016 01:40AM
Poor Karen. She will never experience the great sex and intimacy of a true man.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Meade is the Man
()
Date: May 16, 2016 05:16PM
She prefers Meade over Phillip Leiser.
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Did someone say 'Many Hats'?
()
Date: May 16, 2016 07:16PM
Meade is the Man Wrote:
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> She prefers Meade over Phillip Leiser.
She prefers corndogs and bicycle seats to Meade...........
But don't we all.
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> She prefers Meade over Phillip Leiser.
She prefers corndogs and bicycle seats to Meade...........
But don't we all.
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Boink!
()
Date: July 02, 2016 02:22PM
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
()
Date: July 02, 2016 02:40PM
Biyft Wrote:
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> Oy vey! That's not Phil!
Isnt that the guy from OAR?
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> Oy vey! That's not Phil!
Isnt that the guy from OAR?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Rapeugee lover
()
Date: February 04, 2017 11:04PM
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Posted by:
9np4c
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Date: April 14, 2017 12:04PM
9np4c
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
Frozen tears are hard to cry
()
Date: May 05, 2017 11:17PM
Looking for some hot Jew poon this weekend. Can Karen still have children, or is she barren?
Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
I don't eat at Fucking McDonalds
()
Date: May 06, 2017 12:42AM
Frozen tears are hard to cry Wrote:
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> Looking for some hot Jew poon this weekend. Can
> Karen still have children, or is she barren?
They look at David as the child they could never have.
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> Looking for some hot Jew poon this weekend. Can
> Karen still have children, or is she barren?
They look at David as the child they could never have.
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Re: How do I get a taste of Karen Leiser's Jew poon?
Posted by:
no penis pics?
()
Date: May 06, 2017 12:44AM
Someone should send her eesh's dick pic.