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Hocking College To Offer Major In Piracy?
Posted by: Academic Advisor ()
Date: August 29, 2015 10:56AM

What do pirates and Hocking College football players have in common?

RAPE.

Hocking College decided to jump start its new football program by adding convicted rapist, Trent Mays, to the team. Mays, along with Ma'lik Richmond, was convicted of the rape of a girl in Steubenville, Ohio.

To continue this fine new tradition, Hocking should offer a full program in piracy. Mays could earn some extra money providing budding buccaneers with tips on rape. One complication could be that given his history, Mays is not allowed to live on Hocking's campus. Perhaps arrangements could be made to set up a "pirate camp" nearby to provide an immersion experience.

In addition, "Captain" Richmond could show up occasionally to provide his own perspective on this great tradition.

Yo Ho Ho!

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Re: Hocking College To Offer Major In Piracy?
Posted by: Obsessed with Rape ()
Date: August 29, 2015 10:59AM

Its bad. We get it. But what we don't get is why you are so obsessed with rape. Care to explain?

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