Nancy Hoggert, a resident of Washington State (not Florida, somewhat surprisingly) claims that she is involved with Bigfoot. Sexually.
Yes, she says she has been in a romantic relationship with the mythical Sasquatch since 2008 ... and they're trying for a baby no less.
We're serious. Hoggert says Bigfoot lives in Mason County, Wash., and that she first encountered him whilst tending to her “marijuana grow.”
“Bigfoot was standing there eating all the buds off my plants,” Hoggert recalled. “At first I wanted to run cause he’s very scary."
Also, she was doubly concerned, as "I thought he might eat all of my marijuana plants and that’s how I used to make a living."
She was prepared to do what she had to do to protect herself and her livelihood ... but that's when this story takes a big twist.
"I pointed my shotgun at him and he put up his hands, scared. That’s when I looked down and noticed he had a huge erection between his legs."
"I hadn’t gotten any in a while and well, from there, it somehow turned into an adult movie. I don’t know if he started it or I did."
Either way, we know it ended well that first time Nancy and the 'Squatch met. "He did me from behind, which felt great,” she says.
Their relationship only got deeper from there - and we're not just talking about penetration people. We mean real ass love.
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2015/08/woman-claims-to-be-in-sexual-relationship-with-bigfoot-trying-fo/