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Kilroy's Honey
Posted by: Drinker of Beers ()
Date: August 07, 2015 08:14AM

You were the smoking hot tall blonde with brown doe eyes that walked into Kilroy's yesterday.

Everyone in the bar stopped talking and turned their heads to look at you except for me.

Then my buddy elbowed me in the ribs so I turned to look at you.

I was the handsome debonaire guy in the dirty three sizes to small wife beater tank top with a mouth full of hot wings and sauce all over my face.

You looked right at me, smiled in recognition, and waved.

My cock perked up and I suavely waved my half eaten hot wing back at you with a big smile.

You were actually waving to the lady right behind me.

You averted your eyes to me with a look of utter disgust and dry heaved.

That made my soul cringe.

Same time today?

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Re: Kilroy's Honey
Posted by: XCdNG ()
Date: August 07, 2015 08:18AM

grammar -- get you some.

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Re: Kilroy's Honey
Posted by: Bar bitch you ate ()
Date: August 07, 2015 04:15PM

Drinker of Beers Wrote:
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> You were the smoking hot tall blonde with brown
> doe eyes that walked into Kilroy's yesterday.
>
> Everyone in the bar stopped talking and turned
> their heads to look at you except for me.
>
> Then my buddy elbowed me in the ribs so I turned
> to look at you.
>
> I was the handsome debonaire guy in the dirty
> three sizes to small wife beater tank top with a
> mouth full of hot wings and sauce all over my
> face.
>
> You looked right at me, smiled in recognition, and
> waved.
>
> My cock perked up and I suavely waved my half
> eaten hot wing back at you with a big smile.
>
> You were actually waving to the lady right behind
> me.
>
> You averted your eyes to me with a look of utter
> disgust and dry heaved.
>
> That made my soul cringe.
>
> Same time today?


OK baby, heres a little pic of me to get you started.
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Re: Kilroy's Honey
Posted by: Dennis De Young ()
Date: August 07, 2015 07:31PM

Secret, Secret, I got a Secret.

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Re: Kilroy's Honey
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 07, 2015 07:32PM

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