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If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: Baby Talk ()
Date: July 31, 2015 10:36PM

Would you make up some dumbass lame excuse like "I have to shower to feel more confident" or "I don't feel well" like lizzie did and then haul ass the first chance you got...


...or would you put on the diaper and bib and shake the rattle?

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: fuck you1 ()
Date: July 31, 2015 10:42PM

Baby Talk Wrote:
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> Would you make up some dumbass lame excuse like "I
> have to shower to feel more confident" or "I don't
> feel well" like lizzie did and then haul ass the
> first chance you got...
>
>
> ...or would you put on the diaper and bib and
> shake the rattle?



If I was you I'd pick myself up by my lower middle class bootstraps and ride that miz dick like there was no tomorrow because frankly that's about as high as you'll go in life; sorry to break it to you

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: July 31, 2015 10:43PM

Gross
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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: I would FORD ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:22PM

Kill myself, therefore, I would be Found On Road Dead.

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: calling the kettle FAT ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:24PM

And this ugly fat no having sex fag states that I look like shit.

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: Pedofagllia ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:26PM

calling the kettle FAT Wrote:
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> And this ugly fat no having sex fag states that I
> look like shit.


He's not a fag, he's a child molester. He has sex - with toddlers.

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: do something ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:36PM

That Moreno boy needs to be captured and skinned.

That old ass Moreno monster lady needs to be dragged.


Lawsuit, lawsuit !!!!!!!

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: lizzie logged out ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:39PM

He did, I jumped for joy. I was hoping he would get me preggo so I could move up a class and get to live the middle class life. But here I am, stuck taking the bus and working shit jobs.

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: DEAF THRATZ SPOTTED CALLING 912! ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:41PM

do something Wrote:
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> That Moreno boy needs to be captured and skinned.
>
> That old ass Moreno monster lady needs to be
> dragged.
>
>
> Lawsuit, lawsuit !!!!!!!


THAS A THRAT!!! A DEAF THRAT!! THEYZ GOIN DOWN TO THE MAGGOT STRAITZ AND KOPZ AND SEA EYE AY ON YOU NOW BUDDY BOY

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: moreno posing as lizzie ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:43PM

lizzie logged out Wrote:
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> He did, I jumped for my life . I was hoping he would
> kill himself so I could never deal with him again
> But here I am, happy to be away from the pedo

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: poor welfare ppl in white hood ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:45PM

lizzie logged out Wrote:
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> He did, I jumped for joy. I was hoping he would
> get me preggo so I could move up a class and get
> to live the middle class life. But here I am,
> stuck taking the bus and working shit jobs.


Yeah, guess that's why she ran home and her neighborhood is in the same class as his and her family is worth more than his. Oops so sad, try again.

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: lizzie logged out ()
Date: August 01, 2015 12:56PM

I miss his cock. He lives a life of lux, he doesn't have to work unlike myself. He lives the life of a rich retired person, just doing whatever he wants all day. I have to work shit jobs and can't even afford to get my license back. Willie I want you inside me again.

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Re: If Mr. Misery asked you for sex, what would you do?
Posted by: butter knives ()
Date: August 01, 2015 01:01PM

lizzie logged out Wrote:
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> I miss his cat. He lives a life of miserable loner, he
> doesn't have to work like me either. He lives the
> life of a disabled retarded person, just doing nothing
> but obsessing over me all day. I don't have to work but I enjoy it
> Willie I want you to cut your wrists for eesh, for me again.

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