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Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 30, 2015 01:56AM

If you feel you are right, stand firmly in your convictions.

Lucky numbers 29, 1, 46, 54, 50, 8

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 30, 2015 01:57AM

Grand adventures await those who are willing to turn the corner.

Lucky numbers 9, 41, 17, 37, 54, 46

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 30, 2015 01:58AM

He that gives should not remember, he that receives should never forget.


Lucky numbers, 35, 44, 54, 33, 22, 56

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 30, 2015 01:58AM

Courage is grace under pressure.


Lucky numbers 11, 6, 18, 19, 47, 29

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: Libtardz!!! LoLz!! ()
Date: July 30, 2015 02:01AM

Gerrymanderer is a cock-sucking dothead

Lucky numbers 666 666 666 666 666

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 30, 2015 02:03AM

Do not step on anyone on the way to the top.

Lucky numbers 5, 41, 55, 11, 4, 9

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: July 30, 2015 02:19AM

eesh Wrote:
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> If you feel you are right, stand firmly in your
> convictions.
>
> Lucky numbers 29, 1, 46, 54, 50, 8


+1

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 30, 2015 08:14PM

Your heart is a place to draw true happiness.


Lucky numbers 18, 48, 6, 22, 32, 42

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 30, 2015 08:14PM

A short pencil is usually better than a long memory any day.


Lucky numbers 55, 16, 4, 41, 5, 28

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: Henrico Rico ()
Date: July 30, 2015 08:19PM

A short dick faggot lives in Henrico.

Lucky numbers 10, 59, 34, 21, and under 18.

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: nPk3j ()
Date: July 30, 2015 10:55PM

He who no like Chinese cookie never get lucky
Lucky numbers: xx, xx, xx, xx, xx and xx

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: July 30, 2015 11:05PM

How much Chinese food did you people eat today??

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: Jhoon Rhee ()
Date: July 30, 2015 11:08PM

Jhoon Rhee fortune cookie say women who fly upside down have crack up

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: tikki tiki tembo ()
Date: July 30, 2015 11:09PM

He who have itchy bottom at night, wake up with stinky fingers.

Lucky number: (_¥_)

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: Jhoon Rhee ()
Date: July 30, 2015 11:34PM

Second cookie read - girl with blond hair have black hair by crackie

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: health dept ()
Date: July 31, 2015 01:50AM

We no see your dog, stop calling.

Lucky numbers 55, 16, 4, 41, 5, 28

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: July 31, 2015 05:00AM

Be good.

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning
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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: confusion says ()
Date: July 31, 2015 03:24PM

"He who throws dirt at another loses ground"

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 07, 2015 06:50AM

Clear your mental, emotional and psychic space and you'll see.


Lucky numbers 41, 35, 15, 16, 29, 9

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 07, 2015 06:50AM

Don't be fooled by first impressions.


Lucky numbers 42, 33, 15, 44, 21, 51

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: wisdom ()
Date: August 07, 2015 09:55AM

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.


Lucky numbers 21, 32, 43, 54, 10

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: dbVV6 ()
Date: August 07, 2015 10:00AM

"If anyone thinks they are something when they are not, they deceive themselves."
Galatians 6:3
The Bible

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: Predo ()
Date: August 08, 2015 12:56AM

If you're a pedophile, the police and courts will allow everyone to get away with committing crimes against you.

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: butt hurtz ()
Date: August 09, 2015 01:36AM

"That wasn't chicken"

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: Cream of Sum Yung Guy ()
Date: August 09, 2015 02:11AM

He who associate with lizzie, find disappointment and misfortune.

Lucky numbers 9,1,1

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: 012.6 ()
Date: August 09, 2015 02:15AM

Yep. Only if she doesn't like you. You'll do stupid shit like spending $4000.00 and still not getting any pussy.

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: ibook ()
Date: August 09, 2015 02:16AM

Oh and she'll get your laptop and toss it off out a window

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 11, 2015 10:43PM

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


Lucky numbers 45, 18, 8, 38, 25, 23

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 11, 2015 10:44PM

It's easier to go down a hill than up but the view is much better at the top.


Lucky numbers 10, 2, 46, 53, 48, 5

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:22PM

A lifetime friend shall soon be made.


Lucky numbers 45, 56, 47, 42, 14, 26

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:23PM

Do not let great ambitions overshadow small success.



Lucky numbers 24, 29, 16, 11, 33, 23

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:24PM

You will finally solve a difficult problem that means much to you.


Lucky numbers 19, 54, 37, 40, 47, 21

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:24PM

Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.



Lucky numbers 18, 27, 29, 31, 42, 6

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: # ()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:38PM

eesh Wrote:
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> A lifetime friend shall soon be made.
>
>
> Lucky numbers 45, 56, 47, 42, 14, 26


I wonder who.

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: # ()
Date: August 19, 2015 04:39PM

eesh Wrote:
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> You will finally solve a difficult problem that
> means much to you.
>
>
> Lucky numbers 19, 54, 37, 40, 47, 21


I wonder what.

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 26, 2015 05:17AM

Luck is on your side today.



Lucky numbers 14, 6, 12, 4, 15, 51

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 26, 2015 05:17AM

Chance favors the prepared mind.



Lucky numbers 36, 48, 6, 39, 43, 13

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: true ()
Date: August 26, 2015 05:42AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the
> dark.
>
>
>
>


That's a great one for you, eesh.

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: Chinee Seeclet ()
Date: August 27, 2015 01:10AM

You stop eating fortune cookie now, you fat fucker

Lucky numbers 866-706-4042

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: YuckFoo ()
Date: August 28, 2015 09:40AM

He who fart in church, sit in his own pew!

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 01, 2017 07:12PM

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.


Lucky numbers: 54, 43, 14, 23, 12, 51

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 01, 2017 07:12PM

Aim for the sky, because even if you miss, you'll still be among the stars.



Lucky numbers: 24, 33, 2, 27, 21, 18



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/01/2017 07:13PM by eesh.

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Re: Fortune Cookie Thread
Posted by: 2017 predictions ()
Date: January 01, 2017 07:15PM

April: eesh declares bankruptcy
May: lawsuit settlement declared null and void
June: eesh wins lottery
July: miz demands his share of the take
August: court says 'tough shit'
September: miz stabs father
October: miz is locked away in nut hut

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