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I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: shitty commercial ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:15PM

Allstate commercial. This uppity bitch gets a tiny check from Allstate because she's one of the rare female drivers who isn't a complete catastrophe on the road.

Her boyfriend starts to say something, probably to remind her that she's an exception.

She cuts him off and says..."SILENCE".

Like a pussy libtard, he shuts up and sits there contemplating what tampon he's going to use next week.

What should have happened is him backslapping her and telling her not to interrupt him after she asks him a question. Then he gets up and tells her to pay the bill.

You will NEVER see a woman talk that way to a black man in a commercial.

Watch commercial next time. White guys are made to look stupid and weak. You rarely see a black guy look bad. And almost never see women look bad.

Libtardz
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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:17PM

Love it and would pay to see your version.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: kadhfg ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:19PM

FrankR. Wrote:
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> ...would pay to see your version.

That would be incredible to see

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:19PM

I saw a dumb ass bitch driving her SUV on the bike path adjacent to FFX CO PKWY last week in Fair Lakes. She was shaking her hands in the air with great disdain for the imbecile who forgot to put the no cars allowed sign on the bike path I guess. Lol @ women drivers.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: NipNotSignedIn ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:23PM

She says "silence" in a black mans voice probably becaues she was gulping his huge hunk of manhood just prior to meeting her pussy boy friend. She was probably 10 minutes late for their meet up because she needed to satisfy the black guy and swallow his steamy bucket of spunk. Look at the look on her face...it screams I just had a real man!!!! Oh and got a check to boot.

Nip

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: demeaning men ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:26PM


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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: jsdghfg ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:27PM

NipNotSignedIn Wrote:
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> She says "silence" in a black mans voice probably
> becaues she was gulping his huge hunk of manhood
> just prior to meeting her pussy boy friend. She
> was probably 10 minutes late for their meet up
> because she needed to satisfy the black guy and
> swallow his steamy bucket of spunk. Look at the
> look on her face...it screams I just had a real
> man!!!! Oh and got a check to boot.
>
> Nip

lol...way to miss the point

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: Misogynist Minded ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:47PM

shitty commercial Wrote:
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> I hate this fucking commercial

People who aren't misogynists don't mind it so much.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: NipNotSignedIn ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:52PM

jsdghfg Wrote:
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> NipNotSignedIn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She says "silence" in a black mans voice
> probably
> > becaues she was gulping his huge hunk of
> manhood
> > just prior to meeting her pussy boy friend. She
> > was probably 10 minutes late for their meet up
> > because she needed to satisfy the black guy and
> > swallow his steamy bucket of spunk. Look at the
> > look on her face...it screams I just had a real
> > man!!!! Oh and got a check to boot.
> >
> > Nip
>
> lol...way to miss the point

Not missing the point. The cunt is a stupid bitch thats is back talking her man. I'm just expaning the point to try and help the layman understand why. She's a dirty cunt.

Nip

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: jefghedffg ()
Date: July 20, 2015 01:55PM

NipNotSignedIn Wrote:
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> jsdghfg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NipNotSignedIn Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > She says "silence" in a black mans voice
> > probably
> > > becaues she was gulping his huge hunk of
> > manhood
> > > just prior to meeting her pussy boy friend.
> She
> > > was probably 10 minutes late for their meet
> up
> > > because she needed to satisfy the black guy
> and
> > > swallow his steamy bucket of spunk. Look at
> the
> > > look on her face...it screams I just had a
> real
> > > man!!!! Oh and got a check to boot.
> > >
> > > Nip
> >
> > lol...way to miss the point
>
> Not missing the point. The cunt is a stupid bitch
> thats is back talking her man. I'm just expaning
> the point to try and help the layman understand
> why. She's a dirty cunt.
>
> Nip


Ok fine. At least we agree that she's an angry man-hating bitch that needs to have her ass kicked.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: Internet Rambo ()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:11PM

jefghedffg Wrote:
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>
> Ok fine. At least we agree that she's an angry
> man-hating bitch that needs to have her ass
> kicked.

people are still allowed to express their opinion whether right or not.
But you want to kick a woman's ass....
Says a lot. A lot.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: pu6jC ()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:21PM

The commercial I hate is the one about cable versus satalite where this woman complains to this guy about why he is flipping through all the channels and he says that he is paying for them so he flips through them all. At one point she says to him I will watch anything but this so he turns to another channel which grosses her out and says to him I'll watch anything but that and at that point she says in an annoying voice "go back" several times in a row getting even more annoying each time.

Surprised the guy just didn't back hand her and tell her to shut up!

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: Just Another Backhanded Remark ()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:25PM

pu6jC Wrote:
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> The commercial I hate is the one about cable
> versus satalite where this woman complains to this
> guy about why he is flipping through all the
> channels and he says that he is paying for them so
> he flips through them all. At one point she says
> to him I will watch anything but this so he turns
> to another channel which grosses her out and says
> to him I'll watch anything but that and at that
> point she saEys in an annoying voice "go back"
> several times in a row getting even more annoying
> each time.
>
> Surprised the guy just didn't back hand her and
> tell her to shut up!

It's just a commercial and this is Just a silly forum.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:31PM

I saw a woman driving an automobile one time. She was slithering this way and that. She was all fucked up.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: NipNotSignedIn ()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:33PM

pu6jC Wrote:
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> The commercial I hate is the one about cable
> versus satalite where this woman complains to this
> guy about why he is flipping through all the
> channels and he says that he is paying for them so
> he flips through them all. At one point she says
> to him I will watch anything but this so he turns
> to another channel which grosses her out and says
> to him I'll watch anything but that and at that
> point she says in an annoying voice "go back"
> several times in a row getting even more annoying
> each time.
>
> Surprised the guy just didn't back hand her and
> tell her to shut up!

Ha the chick you speak of is Rashida Jones from Parks and Recreation. Shes hot and I would love to be sitting on the couch with her. I can assure you we would not be watching television. Ha!

Nip
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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: Rambo won in the end ()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:34PM

Internet Rambo Wrote:
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> jefghedffg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Ok fine. At least we agree that she's an angry
> > man-hating bitch that needs to have her ass
> > kicked.
>
> people are still allowed to express their opinion
> whether right or not.
> But you want to kick a woman's ass....
> Says a lot. A lot.


There are a lot of things people want to do, but don't. It's fair to assume you have thought about doing inappropriate things as well. So please stop your holier-than-thou bullshit. You aren't fooling anyone.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: lets see ()
Date: July 20, 2015 03:05PM

I bet if Cary created a "Repressed White Guy" forum here, 90% of the traffic on this board would go over there.

Get out of the basement and get laid once in awhile fellas...

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: jdfghedfg ()
Date: July 20, 2015 03:13PM

lets see Wrote:
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> I bet if Cary created a "Repressed White Guy"
> forum here, 90% of the traffic on this board would
> go over there.
>
> Get out of the basement and get laid once in
> awhile fellas.


You are in denial...probably because you aren't white

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: Sorry to burst your bubble.... ()
Date: July 20, 2015 03:40PM

Rambo won in the end Wrote:
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> Internet Rambo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jefghedffg Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Ok fine. At least we agree that she's an
> angry
> > > man-hating bitch that needs to have her ass
> > > kicked.
> >
> > people are still allowed to express their
> opinion
> > whether right or not.
> > But you want to kick a woman's ass....
> > Says a lot. A lot.
>
>
> There are a lot of things people want to do, but
> don't. It's fair to assume you have thought about
> doing inappropriate things as well. So please stop
> your holier-than-thou bullshit. You aren't fooling
> anyone.


but beating up women, children or dogs has never come to mind.
I guess I don't fit fit your equation.
Sorry.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: Must Love Dogs ()
Date: July 20, 2015 03:45PM

Sorry to burst your bubble.... Wrote:
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> but beating up women, children or dogs has never
> come to mind.
> I guess I don't fit fit your equation.
> Sorry.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: hahaha horrifying ()
Date: July 20, 2015 05:30PM

Just wait til we start having a bunch of faggots and lesbians in commercials soon.

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Re: I hate this fucking commercial
Posted by: Oh shit, we might be too late ()
Date: July 20, 2015 05:48PM

hahaha horrifying Wrote:
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> Just wait til we start having a bunch of faggots
> and lesbians in commercials soon.


Dude, you're already fucked. They have been in commercials for decades.
You have been inundated for decades. Pray for foregiveness, NOW!

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