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What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Ucucu
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Date: July 19, 2015 10:25PM
Looking for ideas. Here's my current plan.
$300,000 invest it in a mutual fund (responsible thing to do).
$150,000 used Ferrari California Convertible with less than 10,000 miles.
$20,000 Rolex Daytona or some other nice watch
$20,000 2 Hermes-Paris made to measure suits
$10,000 2 high end hookers or seeking arrangement type of thing
Single. Own my own McMansion. Good high paying job. Just looking to blow 40% of it, but in a fun way. Not into drugs or alcohol.
$300,000 invest it in a mutual fund (responsible thing to do).
$150,000 used Ferrari California Convertible with less than 10,000 miles.
$20,000 Rolex Daytona or some other nice watch
$20,000 2 Hermes-Paris made to measure suits
$10,000 2 high end hookers or seeking arrangement type of thing
Single. Own my own McMansion. Good high paying job. Just looking to blow 40% of it, but in a fun way. Not into drugs or alcohol.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
You're Fucking Boring
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Date: July 19, 2015 10:30PM
Ucucu Wrote:
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> Not into drugs or alcohol.
Faggot. That's how a real man spends his money. Put down the Starbucks and chia seeds you fucking pussy an pick up cocaine and Jack Daniels.
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> Not into drugs or alcohol.
Faggot. That's how a real man spends his money. Put down the Starbucks and chia seeds you fucking pussy an pick up cocaine and Jack Daniels.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
7Ucbt
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Date: July 19, 2015 10:30PM
You must be a towel head
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Hahdhdj
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Date: July 19, 2015 10:32PM
7Ucbt Wrote:
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> You must be a towel head
Nope.
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> You must be a towel head
Nope.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
blessed
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Date: July 19, 2015 10:35PM
300k Mutual Fund
200k start your own company + living expenses.
You'll know if you need to tap the 300k depending on how well your company does.
200k start your own company + living expenses.
You'll know if you need to tap the 300k depending on how well your company does.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: July 19, 2015 11:46PM
Ucucu Wrote:
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> Looking for ideas. Here's my current plan.
>
> $300,000 invest it in a mutual fund (responsible
> thing to do).
> $150,000 used Ferrari California Convertible with
> less than 10,000 miles.
> $20,000 Rolex Daytona or some other nice watch
> $20,000 2 Hermes-Paris made to measure suits
> $10,000 2 high end hookers or seeking arrangement
> type of thing
>
> Single. Own my own McMansion. Good high paying
> job. Just looking to blow 40% of it, but in a fun
> way. Not into drugs or alcohol.
What's it like being a huge fucking ign'ant never-going-to-inherit-shit pussy faggot who can't even craft a good troll post?
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> Looking for ideas. Here's my current plan.
>
> $300,000 invest it in a mutual fund (responsible
> thing to do).
> $150,000 used Ferrari California Convertible with
> less than 10,000 miles.
> $20,000 Rolex Daytona or some other nice watch
> $20,000 2 Hermes-Paris made to measure suits
> $10,000 2 high end hookers or seeking arrangement
> type of thing
>
> Single. Own my own McMansion. Good high paying
> job. Just looking to blow 40% of it, but in a fun
> way. Not into drugs or alcohol.
What's it like being a huge fucking ign'ant never-going-to-inherit-shit pussy faggot who can't even craft a good troll post?
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Vegas
()
Date: July 19, 2015 11:57PM
Drugs and hookers, lots and lots of hookers!
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
abelard
()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:09AM
What's the taxes on this?
I'd spend it on experiences - travel, food, women. You're single, take some time off, rent a villa in Tuscany (or an apartment in the 5th arrondissement), check out the local talent. Have a kaiseki meal in Kyoto, drink your way across Edinburgh (the Fringe Festival is coming up a few weeks), hit the Blue Lagoon in Iceland, watch elephants at Chobe. Bonus: the dollar is doing great just now. Time to live it up.
I'd spend it on experiences - travel, food, women. You're single, take some time off, rent a villa in Tuscany (or an apartment in the 5th arrondissement), check out the local talent. Have a kaiseki meal in Kyoto, drink your way across Edinburgh (the Fringe Festival is coming up a few weeks), hit the Blue Lagoon in Iceland, watch elephants at Chobe. Bonus: the dollar is doing great just now. Time to live it up.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
aasdasfasda
()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:34AM
Those high end hookers will stretch your value much further if you pay them in decent cocaine.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
it is I
()
Date: July 20, 2015 02:43AM
abelard Wrote:
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> I'd spend it on experiences - travel, food, women.
Would you advise your daughter to do the same? Travel, food, men?
> You're single, take some time off, rent a villa
> in Tuscany
Or, he could invest the money while focusing on his career.
> (or an apartment in the 5th
> arrondissement)
The 6th is nicer, but one should wander into the 5th..... as long as we're being pretentious.
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> I'd spend it on experiences - travel, food, women.
Would you advise your daughter to do the same? Travel, food, men?
> You're single, take some time off, rent a villa
> in Tuscany
Or, he could invest the money while focusing on his career.
> (or an apartment in the 5th
> arrondissement)
The 6th is nicer, but one should wander into the 5th..... as long as we're being pretentious.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
abelard
()
Date: July 20, 2015 03:04AM
>Would you advise your daughter to do the same? Travel, food, men?
Sure. The world's a gas if you take precautions.
>The 6th is nicer, but one should wander into the 5th..... as long as we're being pretentious.
5th was more fun when I was a poor single guy. Now that I'm married and have money, I seem to be spending more time in the 4th or at least staying there.
>Or, he could invest the money while focusing on his career.
Hell of a way to spend the truly great years of your life. Amazed that nobody composes sonnets about careful and prudent investment.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2015 03:09AM by abelard.
Sure. The world's a gas if you take precautions.
>The 6th is nicer, but one should wander into the 5th..... as long as we're being pretentious.
5th was more fun when I was a poor single guy. Now that I'm married and have money, I seem to be spending more time in the 4th or at least staying there.
>Or, he could invest the money while focusing on his career.
Hell of a way to spend the truly great years of your life. Amazed that nobody composes sonnets about careful and prudent investment.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/20/2015 03:09AM by abelard.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
insite
()
Date: July 20, 2015 03:27AM
abelard Wrote:
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> >Would you advise your daughter to do the same?
> Travel, food, men?
> Sure. The world's a gas if you take precautions.
Remind your daughter to get her HPV Vaccine. How old is she now?
> >The 6th is nicer, but one should wander into the
> 5th..... as long as we're being pretentious.
> 5th was more fun when I was a poor single guy.
> Now that I'm married and have money, I seem to be
> spending more time in the 4th or at least staying
> there.
The 4th? You gotta be kidding me.
>> Or, he could invest the money while focusing on
> his career.
> Hell of a way to spend the truly great years of
> your life.
Yeah, financial planning is a stupid idea for a young man to consider.
> Amazed that nobody composes sonnets
> about careful and prudent investment.
OMG, you're like... deep.
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> >Would you advise your daughter to do the same?
> Travel, food, men?
> Sure. The world's a gas if you take precautions.
Remind your daughter to get her HPV Vaccine. How old is she now?
> >The 6th is nicer, but one should wander into the
> 5th..... as long as we're being pretentious.
> 5th was more fun when I was a poor single guy.
> Now that I'm married and have money, I seem to be
> spending more time in the 4th or at least staying
> there.
The 4th? You gotta be kidding me.
>> Or, he could invest the money while focusing on
> his career.
> Hell of a way to spend the truly great years of
> your life.
Yeah, financial planning is a stupid idea for a young man to consider.
> Amazed that nobody composes sonnets
> about careful and prudent investment.
OMG, you're like... deep.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
abelard
()
Date: July 20, 2015 04:04AM
> Remind your daughter to get her HPV Vaccine. How
> old is she now?
Not old enough to worry about that just yet. I'm guessing by the time she needs it, we'll have something better for HPV.
> The 4th? You gotta be kidding me.
Good central location, nice buildings, plenty of places to rent. No, I'm not gay.
> Yeah, financial planning is a stupid idea for a
> young man to consider.
He's got a good job and (I'm guessing) he's youngish - live a little. My stupid misadventures led me here, happy, married, and well-off. But I had to pass through a bit of nonsense first, including a month or two with a french chick who was out of my league (and crazy).
> OMG, you're like... deep.
Hey, the Glory Road's not for everyone but I'd rather die on it than wish I'd had the balls.
> old is she now?
Not old enough to worry about that just yet. I'm guessing by the time she needs it, we'll have something better for HPV.
> The 4th? You gotta be kidding me.
Good central location, nice buildings, plenty of places to rent. No, I'm not gay.
> Yeah, financial planning is a stupid idea for a
> young man to consider.
He's got a good job and (I'm guessing) he's youngish - live a little. My stupid misadventures led me here, happy, married, and well-off. But I had to pass through a bit of nonsense first, including a month or two with a french chick who was out of my league (and crazy).
> OMG, you're like... deep.
Hey, the Glory Road's not for everyone but I'd rather die on it than wish I'd had the balls.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Ufbdnnf
()
Date: July 20, 2015 04:20AM
Thanks for the ideas. Some clarifications. I'm not young'ish. Mid-life. Technically not single (I'm divorced, I misspoke). Should have said divorced, and unattached instead of single. Kid's college is taken care of. Most of the experience type things I've already done when younger (except the 2 high end hookers). Not my main inheritance. This is more found money, so really looking to blow it on things I normally wouldn't buy. It's basically Credit Card points to me. I may substitute the Rolex for a legal machine gun (M16A1). Thanks for the feedback though.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
abelard
()
Date: July 20, 2015 04:36AM
I'd still travel some especially if you haven't done that much. I think before I bought either a machine gun or a convertible, I'd rent one first. These are both items that seem more fun in the abstract but after you've shot a bunch of rounds or driven around a while with the top down, you might end up wondering what you were thinking. But hey, unwise purchases are part of the fun - I say go nuts.
Might want to skip the rolex - hardly ever wear mine despite a fondness for old clockwork.
Might want to skip the rolex - hardly ever wear mine despite a fondness for old clockwork.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Just stop it!
()
Date: July 20, 2015 08:22AM
Why don't you try and move out of your mom's basement.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Go get a new Prius instead
()
Date: July 20, 2015 09:31AM
Ucucu Wrote:
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> $150,000 used Ferrari California Convertible with
> less than 10,000 miles.
The California is for posers.
Why don't you just go get a new Prius instead?
Here, I've re-written the list for ya:
$300,000 Investment in mutual funds (responsible thing to do).
$153,425 Shrink to help figure out why I'm such a loser
$26,000 New Prius.
$20,000 Donation to PeTA
$500 Shopping spree @ The Gap
$75 Going 'dutch' on dinner with the nerdy bitch from Accounts Payable.
You're welcome.
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> $150,000 used Ferrari California Convertible with
> less than 10,000 miles.
The California is for posers.
Why don't you just go get a new Prius instead?
Here, I've re-written the list for ya:
$300,000 Investment in mutual funds (responsible thing to do).
$153,425 Shrink to help figure out why I'm such a loser
$26,000 New Prius.
$20,000 Donation to PeTA
$500 Shopping spree @ The Gap
$75 Going 'dutch' on dinner with the nerdy bitch from Accounts Payable.
You're welcome.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Nckcjc
()
Date: July 20, 2015 10:01AM
$150,000 also buys a brand new 2016 Mercedes AMG GT S.
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Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
uEEp9
()
Date: July 20, 2015 10:03AM
Tithe 50,000 to my church. -- God first.
Pay off personal debt.
Pay off my home.
Give another 50K total to relatives, and those in need.
Invest the remainging 200K into various ventures.
Pay off personal debt.
Pay off my home.
Give another 50K total to relatives, and those in need.
Invest the remainging 200K into various ventures.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Ununun
()
Date: July 20, 2015 11:25AM
Go get a new Prius instead Wrote:
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> Ucucu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $150,000 used Ferrari California Convertible
> with
> > less than 10,000 miles.
>
> The California is for posers.
>
> Why don't you just go get a new Prius instead?
>
> Here, I've re-written the list for ya:
>
> $300,000 Investment in mutual funds (responsible
> thing to do).
> $153,425 Shrink to help figure out why I'm such a
> loser
> $26,000 New Prius.
> $20,000 Donation to PeTA
> $500 Shopping spree @ The Gap
> $75 Going 'dutch' on dinner with the nerdy
> bitch from Accounts Payable.
>
> You're welcome.
you wrote: $153,425 Shrink to help figure out why >>> I'm <<< such a loser
Sorry dude, I'm not donating $153,425 to figure why you're such a loser. I honestly don't care.
And I'm not buying a new Prius. I'm not buying any car that gets over 12 mpg combined city/highway. The lower the MPG the better as far as I'm concerned.
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> Ucucu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $150,000 used Ferrari California Convertible
> with
> > less than 10,000 miles.
>
> The California is for posers.
>
> Why don't you just go get a new Prius instead?
>
> Here, I've re-written the list for ya:
>
> $300,000 Investment in mutual funds (responsible
> thing to do).
> $153,425 Shrink to help figure out why I'm such a
> loser
> $26,000 New Prius.
> $20,000 Donation to PeTA
> $500 Shopping spree @ The Gap
> $75 Going 'dutch' on dinner with the nerdy
> bitch from Accounts Payable.
>
> You're welcome.
you wrote: $153,425 Shrink to help figure out why >>> I'm <<< such a loser
Sorry dude, I'm not donating $153,425 to figure why you're such a loser. I honestly don't care.
And I'm not buying a new Prius. I'm not buying any car that gets over 12 mpg combined city/highway. The lower the MPG the better as far as I'm concerned.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
abelard
()
Date: July 20, 2015 12:08PM
uEEp9 Wrote:
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> Tithe 50,000 to my church. -- God first.
> Pay off personal debt.
> Pay off my home.
>
> Give another 50K total to relatives, and those in
> need.
> Invest the remainging 200K into various ventures.
I don't think you guys are really getting the spirit of the financed mid-life crisis.
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> Tithe 50,000 to my church. -- God first.
> Pay off personal debt.
> Pay off my home.
>
> Give another 50K total to relatives, and those in
> need.
> Invest the remainging 200K into various ventures.
I don't think you guys are really getting the spirit of the financed mid-life crisis.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
Double Action Jackson
()
Date: July 20, 2015 10:20PM
I would buy a limo hire a chauffeur get a white pants suit a hat with a large feather shiny shoes some cool shades some gold inlays on my teeth a cane with a diamond on it and ride round DC with 50's in my pocket handing them out to all my girl friends for as long as the ride lasted. Ya Baby Pimping at Last in High Style!!
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
collector
()
Date: July 20, 2015 10:32PM
A Daytona convertible costs a lot more than $500,000.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
spendsalots
()
Date: July 21, 2015 06:10AM
I'd spend it on japanese girls.
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
EMk77
()
Date: July 21, 2015 12:45PM
spend it on freedom and independance
spend it against top down government and pyramidding of printing money in DC
spend it against top down government and pyramidding of printing money in DC
Re: What would you do with a $500,000 inheritance?
Posted by:
FHDbd
()
Date: July 21, 2015 12:46PM
(spend it against foreigners who come from top down theiving countries who just assume america is ripe for the picking to make it the same sack of shit)