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Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Chef Liz ()
Date: July 03, 2015 04:04PM

So apparently my dinner set up has been offensive to some.

You didn't like the microwave, you didn't like my lack of salad bowls, or my non matching dishes and silverware. Well, I certainly hope you don't have a heart attack. I changed everything just for you!

Although I don't like that big empty space on the plate I think I'm going to dump the salad back on to the plate to eat with my main course because I don't give a fuck what your lonely,eating alone every night ass thinks LOL!


BeAreBe!
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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: July 03, 2015 04:28PM

We decided it doesn't look good to have such empty space on a plate and tossed the salad.

We also thought it was best not to have mismatched silverware and to just eat with different detachable body parts.

I hope this isn't too many potatoes..we added more carrots and skipped the dressing. Everyone should be satisfied with our meal now! :)

I have everything you said I wouldn't, HA!
#stillwinning
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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: No room in the kitchen? ()
Date: July 03, 2015 04:58PM

Why are you eating on top of the dryer? I guess you don't even know what that appliance is since you never wash clothes anyway.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: yuuuuck ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:08PM

No room in the kitchen? Wrote:
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> Why are you eating on top of the dryer? I guess
> you don't even know what that appliance is since
> you never wash clothes anyway.


it's because she still hasn't cleaned the microwave or table lol

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Yoi ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:11PM

No room in the kitchen? Wrote:
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> Why are you eating on top of the dryer?

Why not?

> I guess you don't even know what that appliance is since
> you never wash clothes anyway.

Sure don't, we have a maid for that, your mother.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: tu madre ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:12PM

yuuuuck Wrote:
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> No room in the kitchen? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why are you eating on top of the dryer? I guess
> > you don't even know what that appliance is
> since
> > you never wash clothes anyway.
>
>
> it's because she still hasn't cleaned the
> microwave or table lol

No, that's your mother's job....

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:17PM

I'll give you props for putting the salad in the coffee mug. Good work!

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Too much empty space ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:18PM

Arlo Guthrie Wrote:
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> I'll give you props for putting the salad in the
> coffee mug. Good work!


Thanks, sweetie!

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Plasticware ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:27PM

Why are you eating with plastic utensils?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: never happened ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:28PM

Plasticware Wrote:
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> Why are you eating with plastic utensils?

Totally did no such thing.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: WTF.. ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:30PM

Even the dryer is filthy. Why is there so much grime and dirt in that house?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Dryer lint ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:31PM

WTF.. Wrote:
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> Even the dryer is filthy. Why is there so much
> grime and dirt in that house?


Because your mother hasn't been here to clean it.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Yo momma snap! ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:37PM

Yo momma cleans my house hyuk hyuk! Oldest jokes in the book. Rehashed reruns like those rancid looking leftovers.It dosen't even look like you washed the dishes from the day before. Oh I forgot, my momma washes them hee haw!

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: yo mama is a dead whore ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:40PM

They aren't left overs. Your mother cooked them today. And those are not even the same dishes retard lol

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: LOL (lick on lesbians) ()
Date: July 03, 2015 05:49PM

lizzie Wrote:
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> We decided it doesn't look good to have such empty
> space on a plate and tossed the salad.


Tossed the salad? Eesh is going to be doing lots of that

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Gordon Ramsey ()
Date: July 03, 2015 06:01PM

So what's with all the brown gravy? I'm English and don't use that much of the shit. Give your arteries a break every once in a while, love!

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: yolobanana ()
Date: July 03, 2015 06:06PM

Gordon Ramsey Wrote:
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> So what's with all the brown gravy? I'm English
> and don't use that much of the shit. Give your
> arteries a break every once in a while, love!


Dude. YOLO..

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Cramped Shack ()
Date: July 03, 2015 06:46PM

Do you eat on top of the dryer so you can have a hot meal when that nasty microwave is fucked up or one of the other group home denizens is making popcorn in it?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: plates ()
Date: July 03, 2015 07:49PM

Why don't the plates match?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Ungrateful ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:03PM

plates Wrote:
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> Why don't the plates match?


There are people in the world who would be happy to eat off of a plate, period. Or just to be able to have the ability to have food available to them. Everyday starving children around the states die of hunger.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Starvin' Marvin ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:10PM

Ungrateful Wrote:
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> plates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why don't the plates match?
>
>
> There are people in the world who would be happy
> to eat off of a plate, period. Or just to be able
> to have the ability to have food available to
> them. Everyday starving children around the states
> die of hunger.


Yeah really! I can tell Lizzie and her crew there at the flophouse must be happy as clams to finally have some home cooked meals instead of the usual fast food they steal from their employers or whatever they find in the dumpsters. That's probably where they found all that fine china and silverware, so count your blessings.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: plates, dryers, dirt, who cares? ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:11PM

those who worry about what's on someone else's plate never get to enjoy what's on their own..

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Plates = Life, Love, Laughter... ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:15PM

plates, dryers, dirt, who cares? Wrote:
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> those who worry about what's on someone else's
> plate never get to enjoy what's on their own.


That's because the worriers don't have plates of their own or anyone to eat with them.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: dumpster diver ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:30PM

lizzie searches through the dumpsters behind Papa Johns.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Fump ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:35PM

dumpster diver Wrote:
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> lizzie searches through the dumpsters behind Papa
> Johns.


Although this is clearly a lie, how would anyone know this? Unless they were stalking her and also.at the dumpster behind there?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Johnny Lee ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:35PM

dumpster diver Wrote:
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> lizzie searches through the dumpsters behind Papa
> Johns.


Looking for love?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Welding truck ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:39PM

Fump Wrote:
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> dumpster diver Wrote:
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> > lizzie searches through the dumpsters behind
> Papa
> > Johns.
>
>
> Although this is clearly a lie, how would anyone
> know this? Unless they were stalking her and
> also.at the dumpster behind there?



Papa Johns employees have seen you.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: poor white trash ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:42PM

Welding truck Wrote:
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> Fump Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dumpster diver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > lizzie searches through the dumpsters behind
> > Papa
> > > Johns.
> >
> >
> > Although this is clearly a lie, how would
> anyone
> > know this? Unless they were stalking her and
> > also.at the dumpster behind there?
>
>
>
> Papa Johns employees have seen you.


It's funny because there is no dumpster behind there LOL

But that's where eesh waits for Katie, it makes him.feel at home

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: get some matching plates ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:43PM

Ungrateful Wrote:
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> plates Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why don't the plates match?
>
>
> There are people in the world who would be happy
> to eat off of a plate, period. Or just to be able
> to have the ability to have food available to
> them. Everyday starving children around the states
> die of hunger.

True. But this is Fairfax County, one of the wealthiest places on the entire planet. She could literally pick up anything from the curb--my neighbors tossed out a set of bone china. If lizzy lives in a half-million dollar house, why is she eating off the top of a dryer and using mismatched plates and utensils?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: house by the lake ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:45PM

Lizzie doesn't live there anymore. How stupid you people have yet to catch on

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: lol wow ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:46PM

LOL @ actually thinking someone is eating off a dryer holy.shit you can't.be that retarded

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: poor people thinking ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:48PM

And lmao what does the type of plate or what.someone eat with have to do with money? You can tell a poor person who lives in a 100k house is writing all of this. Poor people can't afford any sense or cents or that matter

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: steals from krogers ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:50PM

You know those poor people, the ones who don't live in Fairfax, but drive 100+ miles to be near wealthy people. The same kind who are too poor to buy food so they have to shoplift from grocery stores

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: dead bitch rots in hell lol ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:51PM

Johnny Lee Wrote:
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> dumpster diver Wrote:
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> -----
> > lizzie searches through the dumpsters behind
> Papa
> > Johns.
>
>
> Looking for love?

Nah. Looking for your dead mother

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Western Union Telegram ()
Date: July 03, 2015 08:51PM

lol wow Wrote:
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> LOL I'm actually eating off a
> dryer holy.shit I must.be that retarded

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: dinner and a movie ()
Date: July 03, 2015 09:03PM

Anyway, lizzie and her hubby are going out for dinner and a movie..no horse meat tonight.

Guess the movie!
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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Mr. Magoo ()
Date: July 03, 2015 09:06PM

Your pictures are too small I can hardly see them.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: So tranquil ()
Date: July 03, 2015 09:34PM

Notice how quiet the forum becomes when she leaves.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Truth is ()
Date: July 03, 2015 10:22PM

So tranquil Wrote:
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> Notice how quiet the forum becomes when she
> leaves.


It's because most people come here for her. When she's not here there's not much else to do or talk about. She's pretty good at staying in her own threads, the problem isn't her.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: How is this? ()
Date: July 03, 2015 11:06PM

Mr. Magoo Wrote:
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> Your pictures are too small I can hardly see them.
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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: KMudP ()
Date: July 03, 2015 11:30PM

So tranquil Wrote:
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> Notice how quiet the forum becomes when he* leaves.

User Profile : eesh
Email: Hidden
Real Name: Joseph Curwen
Posts: 54,495
Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
Last Activity: 07/03/2015 09:32PM

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: July 06, 2015 04:53PM

lmao..the butcher knife in the cup. Haha!

What shall I cook tonight and where should I take the picture? Come on, I'm in a good mood today. I'm open to suggestions.

You don't like the horse meat..so what type of meat? sides? etc?
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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: footsies ()
Date: July 06, 2015 06:23PM

Just show us a picture of your feet again.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Jungle Jim ()
Date: July 06, 2015 08:12PM

How about a pic of you hanging from a tree upside down by your tail peeling a banana with your feet.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: roast beef ()
Date: July 07, 2015 12:00PM

Loves roast beef and smashed potatos . request a roast beef tonight. 3 different types potatos.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: tail-less ()
Date: July 07, 2015 01:31PM

Jungle Jim Wrote:
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> How about a pic of you hanging from a tree upside
> down by your tail peeling a banana with your feet.

Lizzy doesn't have a tail, as far as anyone knows. Miz and eesh have seen her naked so they would be the ones to confirm.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: LhDYW ()
Date: July 07, 2015 06:43PM

how embarrassing, who spreads microwave dinners on a plate?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Hairy back ()
Date: July 07, 2015 06:54PM

tail-less Wrote:
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> Jungle Jim Wrote:
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> > How about a pic of you hanging from a tree
> upside
> > down by your tail peeling a banana with your
> feet.
>
> Lizzy doesn't have a tail, as far as anyone knows.
> Miz and eesh have seen her naked so they would be
> the ones to confirm.




lizzie has a large patch of hair on the small of her back. It's an evolutionary remnant of a tail.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: seTDcV ()
Date: July 07, 2015 06:58PM

Monkeys have tails, not apes. Lizzie is more like a small chimp or gorilla.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: sex and stuff ()
Date: July 07, 2015 08:32PM

Lol I don't know who spreads microwave dinners on a plate since I don't eat microwave dinners. That's for poor and lonely people. Also, ill ask miz tonight if I have a tail when he's hittin it from the back again

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: science n stuff ()
Date: July 07, 2015 09:29PM

>
>
> lizzie has a large patch of hair on the small of
> her back. It's an evolutionary remnant of a tail.

Just to clarify, I would like to know, do you mean that all the people with that patch oughta have a tail there? Or just her? Lots of people have that little hairy patch there. Hey I thought it was just like one little gene like you have the hair there or not. Is it evolutionary?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: taking a shit on you haters ()
Date: July 07, 2015 09:31PM

This is what it looked like coming out
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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: e4j9u ()
Date: July 07, 2015 09:37PM

sex and stuff Wrote:
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> Lol I don't know who spreads microwave dinners on
> a plate since I don't eat microwave dinners.
> That's for poor and lonely people. Also, ill ask
> miz tonight if I have a tail when he's hittin it
> from the back again


who cares if miz&liz r getting it on? The one called michael,right??

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: no compredendeeee ()
Date: July 07, 2015 09:40PM

Dude what?

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: How ()
Date: November 17, 2019 05:02PM

Sad

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Evidence ()
Date: September 22, 2020 11:43AM

Liz and Tator didn't know each other in 2015

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: NOVAisBETTER ()
Date: September 22, 2020 12:17PM

my neighbors dog tasted way better than how that looks

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: Funny Miz, ()
Date: September 22, 2020 03:28PM

NOVAisBETTER Wrote:
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> my neighbors dog tasted way better than how that
> looks


Because you ate it.

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Re: Horse meat breakfast..err..lunch or something
Posted by: NOVAisBETTER ()
Date: September 22, 2020 03:32PM

Funny Miz, Wrote:
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> NOVAisBETTER Wrote:
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> > my neighbors dog tasted way better than how
> that
> > looks
>
>
> Because you ate it.


hence, "my neighbors dog tasted better"

I already said I ate it, retard.

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