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I went to a mattress store yesterday
Posted by: boxspring ()
Date: July 03, 2015 12:36PM

I am considering getting a new mattress and decided to visit a mattress store.

In our discussion (meaning high pressure sales pitch), I asked about the mattress tag. He said I could go to prison if I removed it.

I didn't realize mattress ownership was so dangerous.

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Re: I went to a mattress store yesterday
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: July 03, 2015 03:20PM

Remove that shit, be a rebel, replace it with a mini Confederate flag.

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Re: I went to a mattress store yesterday
Posted by: nxtpE ()
Date: July 03, 2015 03:24PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Remove that shit, be a rebel, replace it with a
> mini Confederate flag.

Whoa, look at anti-establishment Gerry over there. He doesn't let society tell him what flags he can and can't wave. Good for you Gerry, fuck those uptight Puritans.

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Re: I went to a mattress store yesterday
Posted by: xTheE ()
Date: July 04, 2015 06:25AM

Our prisons are filled with mattress tag removers. After drug use, this is the #2 crime in America.

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