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Beggars can't be choosers!
Posted by: notbroke ()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:46AM

Man it's hard out here when you have money and your friends don't!!

(RING RING)

Me: Hello?
Friend: Hey whats up for today!
M: Nothing much, what did you have in mind?
F: Hey lets take the kids out for some fun today!
M: Sounds good! Any ideas?
F: We'd love to go to the waterpark!
M: ok cool meet me there!!

(shows up to waterpark gate and meets with friend)
M: OK so it's $15 each to get in...(does math) ok $60 for me and my family!
F: Uh....I was hoping you could spot us....(with his kids there in swimsuits and holding pool toys and his wife they couldnt hear us though)....
M: (mad he didnt mention he had no money) FINE *swipes credit card for $60 for my family and $90 for him his wife and 3 kids*

(an hour later)
F: Can you spot me another 20? The kids wanted ice cream and I hate to tell them I'm broke right now.....

GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE! DON"T ASK TO GO OUT THEN COME OUT WITH NO MONEY! JEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Beggars can't be choosers!
Posted by: notbroke ()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:49AM

*4 kids but you get my point!!!

A great time was had by all, I did get the kids ice cream and the wives a cold drink but got him nothing!!!!

I only said yes because I didn't want to dissapoint the kids!! They looked so happy to be there!!!

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Re: Beggars can't be choosers!
Posted by: boinkers ()
Date: July 02, 2015 10:53AM

next time ask him if you can grope his wife in return for the spot. price it accordingly to how much you are doling out.

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