Man it's hard out here when you have money and your friends don't!!

(RING RING)

Me: Hello?
Friend: Hey whats up for today!
M: Nothing much, what did you have in mind?
F: Hey lets take the kids out for some fun today!
M: Sounds good! Any ideas?
F: We'd love to go to the waterpark!
M: ok cool meet me there!!

(shows up to waterpark gate and meets with friend)
M: OK so it's $15 each to get in...(does math) ok $60 for me and my family!
F: Uh....I was hoping you could spot us....(with his kids there in swimsuits and holding pool toys and his wife they couldnt hear us though)....
M: (mad he didnt mention he had no money) FINE *swipes credit card for $60 for my family and $90 for him his wife and 3 kids*

(an hour later)
F: Can you spot me another 20? The kids wanted ice cream and I hate to tell them I'm broke right now.....

GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE! DON"T ASK TO GO OUT THEN COME OUT WITH NO MONEY! JEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*4 kids but you get my point!!!

A great time was had by all, I did get the kids ice cream and the wives a cold drink but got him nothing!!!!

I only said yes because I didn't want to dissapoint the kids!! They looked so happy to be there!!!

next time ask him if you can grope his wife in return for the spot. price it accordingly to how much you are doling out.