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Hands Fucking DOWN Darwin Award winner!!!!!!!
Posted by: 97X ()
Date: June 24, 2015 02:18PM

http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/


An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.

The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts.



The contest should be closed. How could anyone possibly top this shit?

Celebrate the diversity!
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Re: Hands Fucking DOWN Darwin Award winner!!!!!!!
Posted by: good riddens ()
Date: June 24, 2015 02:38PM

Every day in the life of niggers is the Darwin Award
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Re: Hands Fucking DOWN Darwin Award winner!!!!!!!
Posted by: good riddens ()
Date: June 24, 2015 02:39PM

ps - yes I know he isn't a nigger. El Salvadorians are proff that the Indians fucked buffalo.

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Re: Hands Fucking DOWN Darwin Award winner!!!!!!!
Posted by: austin powers ()
Date: June 24, 2015 02:46PM

97X Wrote:
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> http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-ow
> n-genitals-to-death/
>
>
> An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza
> Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang,
> also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical
> complications after attempting to gold plate his
> own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.
>
> The young man that is originally from El Salvador
> and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family
> is believed to have attempted to gold plate his
> own genitals with a professional automotive gold
> plater stolen from a local garage after first
> painting his genitals with a lead-based paint,
> believe experts.

>
>
> The contest should be closed. How could anyone
> possibly top this shit?
>
> Celebrate the diversity!


GOLDMEMEBER DID IT IN AUSTIN POWERS!

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Re: Hands Fucking DOWN Darwin Award winner!!!!!!!
Posted by: The story is fake, you dope. ()
Date: June 24, 2015 02:47PM

97X Wrote:
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> http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-ow
> n-genitals-to-death/
>
> The contest should be closed. How could anyone
> possibly top this shit?
>
> Celebrate the diversity!

The story is fake, you dope. Is it painful, being this stupid?

http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/

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Re: Hands Fucking DOWN Darwin Award winner!!!!!!!
Posted by: 97X ()
Date: June 24, 2015 02:54PM

I was hoping it was true. Anybody who does that to their face surely is stupid enough to try this.

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Re: Hands Fucking DOWN Darwin Award winner!!!!!!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 24, 2015 03:12PM

How do you gold plate your balls?

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Re: Hands Fucking DOWN Darwin Award winner!!!!!!!
Posted by: Plaster Caster ()
Date: June 24, 2015 03:23PM

eesh Wrote:
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> How do you gold plate your balls?


Not like that!

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