Hey, I know Meade has a huge following here so I thought that I would share my sexual experience with Meade last summer. I just finished up working my shift at Swamp Fox Cinema in Alexandria and didn't really feel like going home. I live in West Springfield which is about 25 minute drive or without traffic. I've lived with my mom since my Dad left us back when I was a little girl. He was kind of abusive and a heavy alcoholic. I'm 23 now but moved to West Springfield from Richmond when I was 7 with my mom to be closer to family. My Aunt used to live in Lorton until her and her husband moved down to South Carolina. I also recently got off of prescription pain killers. I decided to drive to St. Elmo's to get some coffee. I was still in my work clothes, polo shirt with khaki pants. I recently got in a fight with my now ex boyfriend and needed a place to think. I then saw this man come up on stage and introduce himself as Meade Skelton and the Meadow Street Band. I ordered a frappe and started listening to him play. It was such a relaxing environment. Soon enough after hearing songs like "Sweet Tea," and "We Talk in Circles," I noticed myself clapping and trying to sing along with the music. He walked off stage and we made eye contact. I noticed he winked at me so I decided to go up and talk with him. He was such a sweetie. He was sincere, polite, and just a very interesting man. I have an attraction to older men who are sort of father figures since my daddy left me at such a young age. Soon enough I found myself smiling for the first time in awhile just having a great time. Later, he invited me back to his motel off of Rt. 1. I knew exactly where it was because when I was 17, I stayed there before taking a trip with some male friends down to Florida to purchase pain killers from a pain clinic. I walked in and immediately took my shoes off I was so tired. Meade comes out with two glasses of sweat tea. We started watching TV and sipping on some sweat tea. A little while later he told me that I had some sweat tea on my lip. As he was wiping it off he just starts kissing me so passionately. Running his hands down my hips, I grabbed his hand and started guiding him. At first I was hesitant, but after about 5 minutes I started unzipping my pants and removing my shirt. I was wearing VS Pink thongs and a green and bright red bra. I unhooked my bra and he started playing with my breasts. Before we knew it we were both naked making love. It must've been awhile because he, ummm, finished rather quickly. The next day he woke up beside me and gave me a little kiss. It felt so nice to be with a guy who didn't immediately kick me the next day and tell me to leave. We went to IHOP. It was still pretty early in the morning and he even bought my breakfast. I gave him my number and told him to text. We texted a little bit afterwards but I think the last time was like 6 months ago. I have a new boyfriend that I'm dating now but wouldn't mind seeing Meade again.

http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/117961143808/my-future-wife

My Future Wife…

I just know marriage will be fun! I want to have lots of children with my future wife. Although I personally I think sex is kinda messy and disgusting and so I want to get that part over with as soon as possible. I will not be going “down town” . But I know my wife will be very patient with me on our honeymoon. I want to marry a brunette or a redhead- and I want her to be sweet, pretty, obedient, clever, funny, and a great cook! She can make me supper every night and we can enjoy watching re-runs of Mama’s Family.

I want her to be musical, so we can sing together and enjoy making music together. That will be fun. I don’t mind if she is a little bit overweight, in fact would prefer it. Slender women look too masculine, if you ask me. I think marriage will be a hoot. We can go on trips together, go out to dinner, take showers together. Just really enjoy each others company. That is what marriage is all about. Making each other happy.

Fake story.
Meade cannot afford to stay at any motel, even the fleabags on Rt. 1.

dinner is served Wrote:
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> http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/11796
> 1143808/my-future-wife
>
> My Future Wife…
>
> I just know marriage will be fun! I want to have
> lots of children with my future wife. Although I
> personally I think sex is kinda messy and
> disgusting and so I want to get that part over
> with as soon as possible. I will not be going
> “down town” . But I know my wife will be very
> patient with me on our honeymoon. I want to marry
> a brunette or a redhead- and I want her to be
> sweet, pretty, obedient, clever, funny, and a
> great cook! She can make me supper every night and
> we can enjoy watching re-runs of Mama’s
> Family.
>
> I want her to be musical, so we can sing together
> and enjoy making music together. That will be fun.
> I don’t mind if she is a little bit overweight,
> in fact would prefer it. Slender women look too
> masculine, if you ask me. I think marriage will be
> a hoot. We can go on trips together, go out to
> dinner, take showers together. Just really enjoy
> each others company. That is what marriage is all
> about. Making each other happy.
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Meade is a father figure? If you're 23, he would only be a father at 13 years of age.

Might have been a fake story but it was good. Writer has talent. This and the Col. Sanders KFC thread and Motel Tips are why some folks visit FFXU. Thanks.

It takes no talent to be a race baitin troll. But some of the contributors could maybe write for TV. They're that good. Won't name names because most post anon. You know who you are.

OP did you guys do anal? Was Boy Meade able to get past the used parts?

He is the complete opposite from his videos and on stage persona. He's actually very confident and well spoken. After watching his videos on YouTube I'm pretty sure that it is all an act. Actually I am positive that it is all an act. He told me how he inherited a lot of money and really does this on the side sort of like a hobby. He told me how he purposefully goes on the internet as a gag to get responses from people which I thought was kind of silly. To each their own I guess. He actually drives a pretty nice car.

^^^^^
Thats nice. Really it is. But did he get passed the used parts? Did he finger the stink hole? Details please...

Look we hooked up. This isn't a porn. On another note he likes Icehouse 24 ounces as he drank 6 of them over the course of the evening.

Keli Wrote:
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> Look we hooked up. This isn't a porn. On another
> note he likes Icehouse 24 ounces as he drank 6 of
> them over the course of the evening.


Did he dance like in his "Magic Meade" manner?
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Meade didn't do this ... he's a good guy.

Keli Wrote:
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> Look we hooked up. This isn't a porn. On another
> note he likes Icehouse 24 ounces as he drank 6 of
> them over the course of the evening.


I hope you used a rubber.
Meade has been on one of our CDC lists for several months.

Here is a sex video of Meade with the syphilis carrier known as
"St. Peter Cottontail".
That stuffed rabbit has finally been quarantined.
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Center for Disease Control Wrote:
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> I hope you used a rubber.
> Meade has been on one of our CDC lists for
> several months.
>
> Here is a sex video of Meade with the syphilis
> carrier known as
> "St. Peter Cottontail".
> That stuffed rabbit has finally been quarantined.



LOL

Godammit. It sounds so real, yet so fake at the same time. The inherited money (his mother did pass when he was 11), the hobby just for kicks, and the whole act being a schtick explains a lot connects a bunch of dots. If true, it makes Meade the biggest troll to ever grace FU.

http://worldsworstrecords.blogspot.com/2012/11/tell-it-tubby.html?m=1

Sweat tea? Yuck.

That blog said he became a born again Christian at age 11...WTF

It makes sense that he does this for a gag. Has anyone seen his profile on IMDB? Look on the message boards for Django unchained. His user name is RVA something. The guy tries to justify slavery, one of his favorite movies listed is Borth of a Nation, and he claims that Mama's Family was better than Seinfeld. The guy even makes openly homophobic comments. He also likes the Facts of Life. He even said that Seinfeld was Jewish gay humor. No one can be that serious!!!

Meade Erotica

One night with Meade makes a hard man humble

I'm glad you are happy Keli. It sounds like you have a good personality. I didn't realize Meade likes suds. It sounds like Meade can pound in more ways than one.

Way to go Meade! Pound some icehouse then pound some poon.

Meade is a poon handler!

Is this a deep veiled insult directed towards Meade?

What's the point!?! Stupid bitch

Luther Grist Wrote:
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> Is this a deep veiled insult directed towards
> Meade?
>
> What's the point!?! Stupid bitch


Meades is with an underage doped up chick, comes out with two glasses of sweet tea like a true fag then shoots his load in 3 seconds.

Great story!

 

Debunk it. #meadeismyfatboyfriend
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WD3Gm

Good story.

amanda hugankiss Wrote:
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> Good story.


yes

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Damn!

Crazy!

Meade said, in this forum, that while he desires marriage he does not like the idea of "going downtown" on his wife. OP is bullshitter

He already stated in this forum Wrote:
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> Meade said, in this forum, that while he desires
> marriage he does not like the idea of "going
> downtown" on his wife. OP is bullshitter

He changed his mind.

Keli Wrote:
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> Hey, I know Meade has a huge following here so I
> thought that I would share my sexual experience
> with Meade last summer. I just finished up
> working my shift at Swamp Fox Cinema in Alexandria
> and didn't really feel like going home. I live in
> West Springfield which is about 25 minute drive or
> without traffic. I've lived with my mom since my
> Dad left us back when I was a little girl. He was
> kind of abusive and a heavy alcoholic. I'm 23 now
> but moved to West Springfield from Richmond when I
> was 7 with my mom to be closer to family. My Aunt
> used to live in Lorton until her and her husband
> moved down to South Carolina. I also recently got
> off of prescription pain killers. I decided to
> drive to St. Elmo's to get some coffee. I was
> still in my work clothes, polo shirt with khaki
> pants. I recently got in a fight with my now ex
> boyfriend and needed a place to think. I then saw
> this man come up on stage and introduce himself as
> Meade Skelton and the Meadow Street Band. I
> ordered a frappe and started listening to him
> play. It was such a relaxing environment. Soon
> enough after hearing songs like "Sweet Tea," and
> "We Talk in Circles," I noticed myself clapping
> and trying to sing along with the music. He
> walked off stage and we made eye contact. I
> noticed he winked at me so I decided to go up and
> talk with him. He was such a sweetie. He was
> sincere, polite, and just a very interesting man.
> I have an attraction to older men who are sort of
> father figures since my daddy left me at such a
> young age. Soon enough I found myself smiling for
> the first time in awhile just having a great time.
> Later, he invited me back to his motel off of Rt.
> 1. I knew exactly where it was because when I was
> 17, I stayed there before taking a trip with some
> male friends down to Florida to purchase pain
> killers from a pain clinic. I walked in and
> immediately took my shoes off I was so tired.
> Meade comes out with two glasses of sweat tea. We
> started watching TV and sipping on some sweat tea.
> A little while later he told me that I had some
> sweat tea on my lip. As he was wiping it off he
> just starts kissing me so passionately. Running
> his hands down my hips, I grabbed his hand and
> started guiding him. At first I was hesitant, but
> after about 5 minutes I started unzipping my pants
> and removing my shirt. I was wearing VS Pink
> thongs and a green and bright red bra. I unhooked
> my bra and he started playing with my breasts.
> Before we knew it we were both naked making love.
> It must've been awhile because he, ummm, finished
> rather quickly. The next day he woke up beside me
> and gave me a little kiss. It felt so nice to be
> with a guy who didn't immediately kick me the next
> day and tell me to leave. We went to IHOP. It
> was still pretty early in the morning and he even
> bought my breakfast. I gave him my number and told
> him to text. We texted a little bit afterwards
> but I think the last time was like 6 months ago.
> I have a new boyfriend that I'm dating now but
> wouldn't mind seeing Meade again.

Wow! Great story!

I just hope he didn't wear the Cow suit! Some people are kinky and wear costumes when doing the dirty deed. BTW cow is feminine and bull is masculine. Dancing cow in heat.

Chuck Sheet Wrote:
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> I just hope he didn't wear the Cow suit! Some
> people are kinky and wear costumes when doing the
> dirty deed. BTW cow is feminine and bull is
> masculine. Dancing cow in heat.


IDK Cows can be cool.

Bo Vine Wrote:
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> Chuck Sheet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just hope he didn't wear the Cow suit! Some
> > people are kinky and wear costumes when doing
> the
> > dirty deed. BTW cow is feminine and bull is
> > masculine. Dancing cow in heat.
>
>
> IDK Cows can be cool.

Meade's sexual appeal is limited to fetishists of some sort.

Most Chubby Chasers are men, Is that good or bad news for Meade"

When you watch the way Meade coaxes the music out of the keyboard, you can just imagine how he would do the same with a woman. A night with Meade would be something to look back on fondly for the rest of your life. Meade with a woman is like Yo Yo Ma with a Cello.

OP’s story is not hard to believe. My sorority sister at JMU had a similar story about meeting Meade after a concert once. She only intended to get his autograph but apparently one thing led to another and they ended up in bed. She said he was as humble as he appears on his livestream, and is quite “ lengthy “. They went out several times but then she graduated and moved back to Arizona. She said Meade was quite upset.

Meade’s livestream tonight made my nipples hard and my pussy wet. I’m laying in bed now touching myself listening to his music and having romantic thoughts about the king of the cowboys wearing a black cape

Richmond Girl Wrote:
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> Meade’s livestream tonight made my nipples hard
> and my pussy wet. I’m laying in bed now touching
> myself listening to his music and having romantic
> thoughts about the king of the cowboys wearing a
> black cape


You’re not the only one!

I wonder if they will make a Meade Skelton blow up doll? There made one of Tiger Woods after his adventures.

Several years ago I went backstage at a Meade Skelton concert. What an experience! Oh to be young again!

It was over ten years ago so I don’t think there’s any harm in revealing it now. My sister was the inspiration for Meade’s hit song Sweet Tea. He wrote it after she had a brief but steamy affair with him. Although Meade has had many many women, she must have been special to him. I’m sure her 36D breasts and loose morals might have had something to do with it. She was devastated when he broke it off with her, so he told her he wrote the song for her.

from Texas! Wrote:
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> Keli Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey, I know Meade has a huge following here so
> I
> > thought that I would share my sexual experience
> > with Meade last summer. I just finished up
> > working my shift at Swamp Fox Cinema in
> Alexandria
> > and didn't really feel like going home. I live
> in
> > West Springfield which is about 25 minute drive
> or
> > without traffic. I've lived with my mom since
> my
> > Dad left us back when I was a little girl. He
> was
> > kind of abusive and a heavy alcoholic. I'm 23
> now
> > but moved to West Springfield from Richmond when
> I
> > was 7 with my mom to be closer to family. My
> Aunt
> > used to live in Lorton until her and her
> husband
> > moved down to South Carolina. I also recently
> got
> > off of prescription pain killers. I decided to
> > drive to St. Elmo's to get some coffee. I was
> > still in my work clothes, polo shirt with khaki
> > pants. I recently got in a fight with my now
> ex
> > boyfriend and needed a place to think. I then
> saw
> > this man come up on stage and introduce himself
> as
> > Meade Skelton and the Meadow Street Band. I
> > ordered a frappe and started listening to him
> > play. It was such a relaxing environment.
> Soon
> > enough after hearing songs like "Sweet Tea,"
> and
> > "We Talk in Circles," I noticed myself clapping
> > and trying to sing along with the music. He
> > walked off stage and we made eye contact. I
> > noticed he winked at me so I decided to go up
> and
> > talk with him. He was such a sweetie. He was
> > sincere, polite, and just a very interesting
> man.
> > I have an attraction to older men who are sort
> of
> > father figures since my daddy left me at such a
> > young age. Soon enough I found myself smiling
> for
> > the first time in awhile just having a great
> time.
> > Later, he invited me back to his motel off of
> Rt.
> > 1. I knew exactly where it was because when I
> was
> > 17, I stayed there before taking a trip with
> some
> > male friends down to Florida to purchase pain
> > killers from a pain clinic. I walked in and
> > immediately took my shoes off I was so tired.
> > Meade comes out with two glasses of sweat tea.
> We
> > started watching TV and sipping on some sweat
> tea.
> > A little while later he told me that I had
> some
> > sweat tea on my lip. As he was wiping it off
> he
> > just starts kissing me so passionately.
> Running
> > his hands down my hips, I grabbed his hand and
> > started guiding him. At first I was hesitant,
> but
> > after about 5 minutes I started unzipping my
> pants
> > and removing my shirt. I was wearing VS Pink
> > thongs and a green and bright red bra. I
> unhooked
> > my bra and he started playing with my breasts.
> > Before we knew it we were both naked making
> love.
> > It must've been awhile because he, ummm,
> finished
> > rather quickly. The next day he woke up beside
> me
> > and gave me a little kiss. It felt so nice to
> be
> > with a guy who didn't immediately kick me the
> next
> > day and tell me to leave. We went to IHOP. It
> > was still pretty early in the morning and he
> even
> > bought my breakfast. I gave him my number and
> told
> > him to text. We texted a little bit afterwards
> > but I think the last time was like 6 months ago.
>
> > I have a new boyfriend that I'm dating now but
> > wouldn't mind seeing Meade again.
>
> Wow! Great story!


Hells "sweat tea"? Some kind of kinky sex love potion that was in the Meade family since Civil War times? Like Rin tin timmy/

Meade doesn't want to eat a pink taco...He wants a choco taco.
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Lovely story!

Now getting it ready for you... Wrote:
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> Meade doesn't want to eat a pink taco...He wants a
> choco taco.
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> Meade doesn't want to eat a pink taco...He wants a
> choco taco.


lol

Man who walk through airport door sideways likely going to Bangkok.

Don't worry! You are completely anonymous!

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I am a middle aged married woman. My husband went out of town over the weekend and I happened to see a gathering of people listening to a man playing a piano. I thought it might be interested and discovered the musician was Meade Skelton. He played for awhile and then finished his show. I stopped and chatted with him on my way out. He was just so sweet and charming. He packed up his equipment and I asked him if he wanted to spend some time together. Before you know it, we were at my house, in my bed and I was riding him like a pony while he fondled my pendulous breasts. Meade certainly has a lot of stamina!

My Story Wrote:
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> I am a middle aged married woman. My husband went
> out of town over the weekend and I happened to see
> a gathering of people listening to a man playing a
> piano. I thought it might be interested and
> discovered the musician was Meade Skelton. He
> played for awhile and then finished his show. I
> stopped and chatted with him on my way out. He was
> just so sweet and charming. He packed up his
> equipment and I asked him if he wanted to spend
> some time together. Before you know it, we were at
> my house, in my bed and I was riding him like a
> pony while he fondled my pendulous breasts. Meade
> certainly has a lot of stamina!


If Meade actually jizzed in your cooter, see a doctor.
Because of his foul diet, His peckersnot could have rotted your vadge.