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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: You have added NOTHING ()
Date: June 20, 2015 09:50PM

Fucking niggers lie Wrote:
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> I guess all you idiots are Fairfax County public
> school grads.
>
> The Civil ended in 1865.
> Harland Sanders was born in 1890.
> Some dumb nigger started the KFC rumors.
> Smart white people shorted the stock and got
> rich.
> Niggers kept on being niggers and are broke.


You have added NOTHING to this thread. I guess you are a home-schooled shithead who thinks the world is 6000 years old, and that any scientific concept developed during or since the Renaissance is Satanic, and that every classical author was a Communist, and are not familiar with the literary fiction genre known as alternate history. There are myriad threads where your yappings could have gone unnoticed, and unmissed. Begone.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Bobby Sands ()
Date: June 20, 2015 10:52PM

^^^no sense of humor cunt

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: B Sands ()
Date: June 20, 2015 10:55PM

Whoops, not you. The other cunt. Although I'm not sure that you're not a cunt too so I won't retract it until we get to know each other better.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: 9xudW ()
Date: June 20, 2015 11:13PM

B Sands Wrote:
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> Whoops, not you. The other cunt. Although I'm not
> sure that you're not a cunt too so I won't retract
> it until we get to know each other better.


Fine with me, but first you'll have to buy me dinner.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: no prob.... ()
Date: June 20, 2015 11:21PM

B Sands Wrote:
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> Whoops, not you. The other cunt. Although I'm not
> sure that you're not a cunt too so I won't retract
> it until we get to know each other better.

I tend to be a pain in the ass on the other threads, but not on this particular thread, which I think is turning out rather well.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Origin of the Flag ()
Date: June 23, 2015 03:49AM

Col Sanders created the Confederate flag back in 1860 as the logo for his new chicken establishment. Each star represented a piece of chicken in his original 12 piece bucket. General Lee liked the flag design so much that he requested to use it as the official battle flag of Northern Virginia, adding an additional star in the middle to represent the 13 colonies. Colonel Sanders gladly obliged, and even added an extra piece of chicken to the bucket as a promotion. The flag was flown from the ration wagon at every battle thereafter, so the troops would know where the the delicious chicken could be found come chow time.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Belated Belater ()
Date: June 23, 2015 11:55AM

The original inspiration for the davinci code was a similar trail laid by Sanders for the grilled variant.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: some more info ()
Date: June 23, 2015 11:59AM

Hence, the Vatican's wealth?

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Belated Belater ()
Date: June 23, 2015 12:02PM

Indeed, Sir. For centuries the Vatican killed to keep it a secret and protect their interests. Knowledge of the recipe getting out os the main reason the Catholic Church is failing in the modern era. That and the gay pedophilia.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Everything on the web is true! ()
Date: June 23, 2015 01:13PM

This thread will likely become source material for Five Ponds Press, the low bidder for Virginia history text books. Remember this:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/12/30/virginia.textbook.errors/

"Among the mistakes noted by the three reviewers:
• The War of Independence began in 1775, not 1776.
• George Washington did not preside over a Continental Congress in 1785, he presided over the Constitutional Convention in 1787.
• Eleven states joined the Confederacy, not 12.
• There wasn't a Battle of Richmond in the Civil War.
• The number of casualties in the two battles at Bull Run was more like 30,000 - not 6,000.
• America joined World War I in 1917, not 1916.
The panelists also dismissed as unfounded the assertion that significant numbers of African-Americans fought for the South during the Civil War."

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: abalosom ()
Date: June 23, 2015 02:35PM

Fucking niggers lie Wrote:
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> I guess all you idiots are Fairfax County public
> school grads.
>
> The Civil ended in 1865.
> Harland Sanders was born in 1890.
> Some dumb nigger started the KFC rumors.
> Smart white people shorted the stock and got
> rich.
> Niggers kept on being niggers and are broke.
__________________________________________________________
Now, that's closer to the truth.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Huey ()
Date: July 01, 2015 05:45PM

It is my understanding that with the current disdain for anything Southern or associated with the Confederacy or that could somehow offend anyone, anywhere in the USA, the name of Colonel Sander's Kentucky Fried Chicken will be changed to General Grant's Pennsylvania Fried Chicken, and the herbs and spices recipe will be changed not to use any that come from any of the states that were a part of the Confederacy.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: sir shit smells like Sandi ()
Date: July 28, 2015 01:13AM

It still appears much of the history is missing, and some of this is possibly folklore or heresay.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Huey ()
Date: July 28, 2015 04:42PM

sir shit smells like Sandi Wrote:
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> It still appears much of the history is missing,
> and some of this is possibly folklore or heresay.


But it's on the internet. It HAS to be true. No one is allowed to post false information on the internet.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: TWUG7 ()
Date: July 29, 2015 08:48AM

Damn, you all can't take a joke or SATIRE.

Ruined a fun thread. :(

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Meade loves his Col Sanders suit ()
Date: July 29, 2015 09:54AM

Meade has a Col Sanders suit that he wears with true Southern pride. Actually he looks very distinguished in it.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Meade in Tighty Whities. ()
Date: July 29, 2015 01:24PM

Meade loves his Col Sanders suit Wrote:
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> Meade has a Col Sanders suit that he wears with
> true Southern pride. Actually he looks very
> distinguished in it.

This what passes for 'distinguished' these days in poor white trash circles.
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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Steve Goss ()
Date: July 30, 2015 01:29PM

Meade is a huge KFC guy. He eats the bake not fired chicken.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Chic Fil Pay ()
Date: July 30, 2015 01:36PM

I am so glad Chik Fil A invented the chicken sandwich.

For years I was saying "How in the world can I get a piece of chicken between two slices of bread????"
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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: chicken leg ()
Date: August 03, 2015 06:51PM

Bump, this needs more research. Great thread!!

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Hardee's arose from this as well ()
Date: September 02, 2015 11:46PM

As you can imagine, the northerners were not about to be outdone in the post-Civil War fast food race by a Southern Upstart.

In particular, veterans of the Iron Brigade, part of whose uniform was their famous Hardee hat, decided to form a competing restaurant chain, specializing in burgers and biscuits with gravy. The argued long and bitterly over whether to call it 'The Iron' or 'The Brigade', until one of their former junior officers said they should name the chain after their well-known hat.

It is perhaps appropriate that Hardees is the one fast food establishment that has competed so well with KFC in the South, given that the founding Iron brigade members were themselvles one of the few Northern units who could reallyl go up against the Rebs on an even basis.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Lie Detector ()
Date: September 24, 2015 10:21PM


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Pope Francis' Speech before Congress
Posted by: The Archbishop of Khanbaliq ()
Date: September 25, 2015 10:37AM

I have a friend whose wife's brother-in-law works at NSA and he says that Pope Francis' speech before Congress contained a sequence of code words that were a message. The message was actually an official request for Col. Sanders chicken spice recipe. He is willing to grant absolution for all sins and guarantee eternal life in heaven to anyone that can secure the recipe. Supposedly only Jesuit's were in on the secret code. Rumor is that if secured the Vatican will issue a Papal Bull establishing KFC chicken nuggets as a permanent replacement for the sacramental bread at mass.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Remember the Colonel. ()
Date: November 06, 2017 07:59PM

Bump... For Veterans Day.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Ah yes, this is a grand thread ()
Date: November 06, 2017 08:03PM

Rehabilitation of Colonel Sanders' reputation takes on greater urgency with the current mania for destroying Southern icons of the war of Northern Aggresssion.
It is more imperative than ever that we make ALL Americans aware of the unique and honorable contribution the honorable Colonel made to American history and culture.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Kneeling for yardbird ()
Date: November 06, 2017 08:06PM

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Historian ()
Date: November 06, 2017 08:21PM

Ah yes, this is a grand thread Wrote:
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> Rehabilitation of Colonel Sanders' reputation
> takes on greater urgency with the current mania
> for destroying Southern icons of the war of
> Northern Aggresssion.
> It is more imperative than ever that we make ALL
> Americans aware of the unique and honorable
> contribution the honorable Colonel made to
> American history and culture.


Agreed. Until the many accurate accounts in this thread are officially published to the books, they may become lost forever, like much of our great history has in recent times.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: nog hauler rider ()
Date: November 06, 2017 10:26PM

The colonel serving up some delicious chicken to his best customers...
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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Coontown ()
Date: November 06, 2017 10:31PM

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: captian crunch ()
Date: November 10, 2017 05:28PM

I served the morning before Sanders did.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Specialist Hardcox ()
Date: November 15, 2017 05:27PM

Specialist Hardcox

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: xmyyd ()
Date: September 08, 2018 07:01PM

I am a high school student in California and I was researching Harland Sanders when I heard about KFC offering money to people to name their kids Harland.

https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/08/kfc-baby-name-harland/568915/

I came across this page and I am amazed to find out so much cool information - he was an amazing man and I learned a lot. The porn pic is a little disturbing though.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: welcome here, son! ()
Date: September 08, 2018 07:32PM

You will find FFU to be a veritable treasure trove of information - a true educational resource.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: penem ()
Date: September 09, 2018 11:44AM

xmyyd Wrote:
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> I came across this page and I am amazed to find
> out so much cool information - he was an amazing
> man and I learned a lot.

Harland WAS cool.
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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: DAJAX’s cousin AJAX ()
Date: March 15, 2019 03:33AM

Historian bump, for truth.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: alternate story of flag ()
Date: March 15, 2019 03:42AM

Origin of the Flag Wrote:
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> Col Sanders created the Confederate flag back in
> 1860 as the logo for his new chicken
> establishment. Each star represented a piece of
> chicken in his original 12 piece bucket. General
> Lee liked the flag design so much that he
> requested to use it as the official battle flag of
> Northern Virginia, adding an additional star in
> the middle to represent the 13 colonies. Colonel
> Sanders gladly obliged, and even added an extra
> piece of chicken to the bucket as a promotion. The
> flag was flown from the ration wagon at every
> battle thereafter, so the troops would know where
> the the delicious chicken could be found come chow
> time.


Some say the stars represent the original thirteen herbs and spices in teh recipe. (Harland refined the recipe in subsequent years, adding some ingredients, subracting others, and nuancing the proportions.)

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: historian Joe ()
Date: January 31, 2021 11:59AM

BUMP

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: this is the ACCURATE history ()
Date: January 31, 2021 08:02PM

Did you know that, in 1845, Colonel Sanders attempted to free his slaves?

they refused to leave his service.

'Maassa* Sanders', one of them said, 'I reckon they aint no place closer to Heaven than bein' on yo chicken farm'.


*despite Sanders' constant please, his former slaves refused to rrfer to him by any title other that massah'.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: his house is for sale! ()
Date: July 19, 2022 10:11PM


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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: never served ()
Date: July 19, 2022 10:15PM

turned chicken.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: great. another Yankee SJW ()
Date: July 19, 2022 10:35PM

never served Wrote:
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> turned chicken.


trying to cancel history

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: Jim Bonelli ()
Date: January 03, 2023 07:51PM

What an amazing histerry. I never knew KFC started in the cival war.

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Re: Colonel Sanders' Civil war Service
Posted by: jorge. ()
Date: March 19, 2024 01:45PM

never served Wrote:
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> turned chicken.

Just like Trump!

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