I just dutch ovened myself and it's so gross but a little pleasureable at the same time.

Does anybody else like sneezing? And have you ever rubbed your eyes so much that it was almost as if you were entering another galaxy? The stars and the static that appears, it's almost like when your TV signal goes out and you get that white/grey "snow stuff"

Speaking of that, when your foot falls asleep, that's basically how you can describe that feeling...


Like this!



That is how it feels when your foot falls asleep!

I have dried chinese vaginal stuff on my cock that I put in black and white girls

I judge a good crap by how tall it piles up in the toilet. If it breaches the level of water then it is a great success.

Just Your Average Human Being Wrote:
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> I just dutch ovened myself and it's so gross but a
> little pleasureable at the same time.
>
> Does anybody else like sneezing? And have you ever
> rubbed your eyes so much that it was almost as if
> you were entering another galaxy? The stars and
> the static that appears, it's almost like when
> your TV signal goes out and you get that
> white/grey "snow stuff"
>
> Speaking of that, when your foot falls asleep,
> that's basically how you can describe that
> feeling...
>
>
> Like this!
>
>
> That is how it feels when your foot falls asleep!


^ Number 1 Answer:

Smoke too much good cheeba on Sunday morning and then post your dumbass stoner revelations on the Interwebs.

I'm sober....asshole!

Not everyone has to smoke pot to post stupid shit. Some are just low IQ to begin with.

I've got a framed picture of Meade Skelton dressed like a cowboy on my mantle. I like poison ivy on my dick because it feel so good when hot water runs over it.

Weigh way over 360 lbs and tell folks it is gland problem but in reality I stuff my face. Example, I love Mcdonalds so much I had 8 cheesburgers today at one sitting. Not including all the Pepsi I drank. I order at the Drive In and take it home. I am not Mr Misery by the way.

tell folks I have gland problem Wrote:
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> Weigh way over 360 lbs and tell folks it is gland
> problem but in reality I stuff my face. Example,
> I love Mcdonalds so much I had 8 cheesburgers
> today at one sitting. Not including all the Pepsi
> I drank. I order at the Drive In and take it
> home. I am not Mr Misery by the way.


I believe I've found your real problem.

You're not at McDonald's.

They don't serve Pepsi.

Take your meds.

Telling myself that autism makes me a creative genius when in reality I have no talents.

Billy Joel Wrote:
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> Not everyone has to smoke pot to post stupid shit.
> Some are just low IQ to begin with.

And some are Josh Duggar fans...

Scratch my balls and sniff my fingers every time. You know it smells good.

Slide a thumb up my wife's ass during 69. Thank you intelligent designer for putting the pooper right next to the vajayjay.

Slowly ease rancid farts out silently when the entire family is in the car, claim innocence, and blame one of my kids. Family mysteries rock.

Piss in the shower. C'mon even George Castanza does it.

Play blackjack on my phone in the hunting stand. Always get more bucks that way.

Cum in my wife's mouth after promising not to when she gives me a blowjob - absolutely the best thing ever. You know she really loves it. It's like winning the lottery for both of us.

>it's almost like when your TV signal goes out and you get that white/grey "snow stuff"

This never happens.

Slicing an abscess open or sticking an insulin syringe in there and getting all the bad blood etc out. It feels like magic. Must have gotten, in all seriousness, about 3/4 a CUP of bad blood out of my arm once.

blush

I smell my stepbrothers dirty underwear

I enjoy pissing in the backyard but I think it kills the grass.

Bonerrama Wrote:
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> I enjoy pissing in the backyard but I think it
> kills the grass.


just stop peeing the same place every time.... Spread that liquid fert around

Bonerrama Wrote:
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> I enjoy pissing in the backyard but I think it
> kills the grass.

I piss off of the deck into the mulch.

For men, the world is our urinal.

Every once in a while, I shoot whipped cream into my mouth from the can.

I drink milk & OJ from the container.

Leftovers: Unless it smells REALLY bad, I will eat it.

I buy a lottery ticket twice a week.

At the self-checkout, I sometimes key in the item number of a less expensive item than the item I am buying (unsually produce). Also, when I'm buying multiple flavors of an item (e.g.; yogurt), I will scan one flavor multiple times.

I rinse my clothes 3 times in the washing machine to get all the soap residue out.

Daphuck Usay Wrote:
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> Scratch my balls and sniff my fingers every time.
> You know it smells good.
>
> Slide a thumb up my wife's ass during 69. Thank
> you intelligent designer for putting the pooper
> right next to the vajayjay.
>
> Slowly ease rancid farts out silently when the
> entire family is in the car, claim innocence, and
> blame one of my kids. Family mysteries rock.
>
> Piss in the shower. C'mon even George Castanza
> does it.
>
> Play blackjack on my phone in the hunting stand.
> Always get more bucks that way.
>
> Cum in my wife's mouth after promising not to when
> she gives me a blowjob - absolutely the best thing
> ever. You know she really loves it. It's like
> winning the lottery for both of us.

You Sir are my hero.

Nip

I'm nurturing a gigantic blackhead on my shoulder, I have been rubbing dirt and grease into it and it has generated into a blackhead with a huge diameter, I'm looking forward to the day where I will pop it, probably leave a gigantic crater.

obsessed in a good way Wrote:
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> I'm nurturing a gigantic blackhead on my shoulder,
> I have been rubbing dirt and grease into it and it
> has generated into a blackhead with a huge
> diameter, I'm looking forward to the day where I
> will pop it, probably leave a gigantic crater.

You're just the type for this website (there's one pop-up):

http://www.popthatzits.com