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What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 19, 2015 06:07PM

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: Eyeballs. ()
Date: May 19, 2015 06:10PM

What red telephone?

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: fourlegs ()
Date: May 19, 2015 07:06PM

eesh Wrote:
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> ?


Get off 4chan newfag.

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: May 19, 2015 07:11PM

Looks like Florida. I love Florida.

Nip

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: Blank Check ()
Date: May 19, 2015 07:47PM

KvE3U

What the fuck is on her legs???

She has dirty toenails... Would not hit..

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 19, 2015 08:04PM

Blank Check Wrote:
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> What the fuck is on her legs???



I think she's wearing some sort of hose to make her legs look more tanned.

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: Alexander Graham Bell ()
Date: May 19, 2015 11:57PM

The red telephone is for making and receiving phone calls. Very obvious.

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 19, 2015 11:59PM

Alexander Graham Bell Wrote:
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> The red telephone is for making and receiving
> phone calls. Very obvious.




...but why is it red? You can't explain that.

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: Karl Marx ()
Date: May 20, 2015 12:16AM

The phone is red because only commies are allowed to use it!

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: lizzyborden ()
Date: May 20, 2015 12:17AM

The red telephone is for Vladimir Putin to call Obola to tell him the missiles are on their way and he has 29 minutes to live. It's in FL because Obola is on vacation. Those two women are advance team of his SS.

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: some more info ()
Date: May 20, 2015 02:16AM

Moneygram you fucking idiots.

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 20, 2015 02:23AM

some more info Wrote:
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> Moneygram you fucking idiots.



Who uses Moneygram?

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: some more info ()
Date: May 20, 2015 02:37AM

People around the world who need to send or receive money quickly.

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: some more info ()
Date: May 20, 2015 02:39AM

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: mjs ()
Date: May 20, 2015 07:01AM

when did hooters girls start wearing black shorts?

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: x6ck4 ()
Date: May 20, 2015 07:10AM

It's the bat phone

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: May 20, 2015 09:18AM

Does Commissioner Gordon work there??

Is that CVS???

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: rerttt ()
Date: May 20, 2015 09:20AM

who is the goofy kid in the picture ?

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 20, 2015 10:04AM

It's for reporting pedobears

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: WeGiveGoodPhone ()
Date: May 20, 2015 10:07AM

The red phone is an AT&T (Western Electric) Model 2500. They were available
in beige, blue, and red. Most residential and commercial models were ordered
in beige. Red phones, especially in Federal agencies, were usually reserved
to indicate an important function such as security or medical services.
The Model 2500 is well known for it's reliability and easy maintenance.

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Re: What is the Red Telephone For?
Posted by: Big FEETS ()
Date: May 20, 2015 05:02PM

MoneyGram is correct. However, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE FEET. Damn she must be a size 12

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