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John Lennon Peed in Jayne Mansfield's Drink
Posted by: 76xyh ()
Date: May 11, 2015 02:33PM

John Lennon 'urinated in cocktail before watching American sex symbol Jayne Mansfield drink it'
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/john-lennon-urinated-cocktail-before-5665793
John Lennon URINATED in a cocktail before giving it to one of America's best-known sex symbol's and watching her drink it, a new book has claimed.

The legendary musician was being pursued at The Beatles rented mansion in Los Angeles by blonde actress Jayne Mansfield, who was intent on seducing Lennon.

However, the Beatle took a dislike to the actress after she began tugging at his distinctive hair.

In revenge, Lennon urinated into the actress' cocktail before watching in delight as she drank it.

According to the book, called The Beatles: Messages From John, Paul, George And Ringo,Mansfield drank the drink before declaring it was "a real humdinger".

Lennon eventually told the actress later in a nightclub what had been in the drink - which he called a Beatle Special.

He was then forced to make a quick exit from the club after the actress attempting to attack him.

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Re: John Lennon Peed in Jayne Mansfield's Drink
Posted by: Okay ()
Date: May 11, 2015 02:43PM

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Re: John Lennon Peed in Jayne Mansfield's Drink
Posted by: Not nice guy ()
Date: May 11, 2015 02:46PM

He was a real hell raiser at the beginning, don't forget he came from Liverpool, a pretty tough and shady area years ago. Playing in those German Dives at the beginning was a hardy experience also. I'm sure Meade can relate to the Beatles and understand them during their "wild oats" years.

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Re: John Lennon Peed in Jayne Mansfield's Drink
Posted by: john boy ()
Date: May 11, 2015 06:36PM

Why the fuck did he end up telling her?

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Re: John Lennon Peed in Jayne Mansfield's Drink
Posted by: like Leary sang.. ()
Date: May 11, 2015 07:01PM

john boy Wrote:
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> Why the fuck did he end up telling her?


'HE'S AN ASSHOLE!"

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Re: John Lennon Peed in Jayne Mansfield's Drink
Posted by: 3DF3h ()
Date: May 11, 2015 07:04PM

john boy Wrote:
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> Why the fuck did he end up telling her?

Because when you do something nasty/cruel/disgusting to someone, their shocked reaction to knowing you did it is the motherfucking payoff.

What was he gonna do? Write a song lyric about it? "I pissed in a mulatto slag's drink today, oh boy."

Of course, if she'd had slightly more presence of mind, the entire history of pop music might have been quite different after half of the Lennon-McCartney songwriting team had a whiskey bottle busted over his head by a fading starlet.

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Re: John Lennon Peed in Jayne Mansfield's Drink
Posted by: eating dingleberry pie ()
Date: May 12, 2015 02:48AM

Not nice guy Wrote:
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> I'm sure Meade can relate to the Beatles
> and understand them during their "wild oats"
> years.


I'm sure Meade can relate to the pee drinking part.
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Re: John Lennon Peed in Jayne Mansfield's Drink
Posted by: check your blind spot ()
Date: May 12, 2015 02:57AM

3DF3h Wrote:

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> Of course, if she'd had slightly more presence of
> mind, the entire history of pop music might have
> been quite different after half of the
> Lennon-McCartney songwriting team had a whiskey
> bottle busted over his head by a fading starlet.


Best bumper sticker ever
"I break for Jayne Mansfield's head"
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