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Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: It Just Gets Crazier ()
Date: May 05, 2015 12:45PM

Ted Cruz agreeing that Barack Obama might possibly be planning to invade the American Southwest under the auspices of “Jade Helm 15,” an Army training exercise.

The remark, Bloomberg reports, came during a GOP reception in South Carolina:

I understand a lot of the concerns raised by a lot of citizens about Jade Helm. It’s a question I’m getting a lot, and I think part of the reason is we have seen, for six years, a federal government disrespecting the liberty of the citizens. And that produces fear, when you see a federal government that is attacking our free speech rights, or religious liberty rights, or Second Amendment rights, that produces distrust...”

That’s crazy! This is crazy! It’s crazy to take this seriously! You’ve all gotta stop! A responsible answer to the What do you think about Jade Helm? question that Cruz and other right wing candidates will apparently face throughout this year is “I don’t think anyone needs to worry about an Army training exercise—instead let’s worry about the economy, or literally anything else.” Instead, Cruz has placed himself in the intellectual company of Chuck Norris.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: jJUNE ()
Date: May 05, 2015 01:46PM

It Just Gets Crazier Wrote:
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> Ted Cruz agreeing that Barack Obama might possibly
> be planning to invade the American Southwest under
> the auspices of “Jade Helm 15,” an Army
> training exercise.
>
> The remark, Bloomberg reports, came during a GOP
> reception in South Carolina:
>
> I understand a lot of the concerns raised by a lot
> of citizens about Jade Helm. It’s a question
> I’m getting a lot, and I think part of the
> reason is we have seen, for six years, a federal
> government disrespecting the liberty of the
> citizens. And that produces fear, when you see a
> federal government that is attacking our free
> speech rights, or religious liberty rights, or
> Second Amendment rights, that produces
> distrust...”
>
> That’s crazy! This is crazy! It’s crazy to
> take this seriously! You’ve all gotta stop! A
> responsible answer to the What do you think about
> Jade Helm? question that Cruz and other right wing
> candidates will apparently face throughout this
> year is “I don’t think anyone needs to worry
> about an Army training exercise—instead let’s
> worry about the economy, or literally anything
> else.” Instead, Cruz has placed himself in the
> intellectual company of Chuck Norris.


The craziest part of it all is how you still trust Obama.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: Jade Helm ()
Date: May 05, 2015 01:58PM

jJUNE Wrote:
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> It Just Gets Crazier Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ted Cruz agreeing that Barack Obama might
> possibly
> > be planning to invade the American Southwest
> under
> > the auspices of “Jade Helm 15,” an Army
> > training exercise.
> >
> > The remark, Bloomberg reports, came during a
> GOP
> > reception in South Carolina:
> >
> > I understand a lot of the concerns raised by a
> lot
> > of citizens about Jade Helm. It’s a question
> > I’m getting a lot, and I think part of the
> > reason is we have seen, for six years, a
> federal
> > government disrespecting the liberty of the
> > citizens. And that produces fear, when you see
> a
> > federal government that is attacking our free
> > speech rights, or religious liberty rights, or
> > Second Amendment rights, that produces
> > distrust...”
> >
> > That’s crazy! This is crazy! It’s crazy to
> > take this seriously! You’ve all gotta stop! A
> > responsible answer to the What do you think
> about
> > Jade Helm? question that Cruz and other right
> wing
> > candidates will apparently face throughout this
> > year is “I don’t think anyone needs to
> worry
> > about an Army training exercise—instead
> let’s
> > worry about the economy, or literally anything
> > else.” Instead, Cruz has placed himself in
> the
> > intellectual company of Chuck Norris.
>
>
> The craziest part of it all is how you still trust
> Obama.

I know!

Obama is assembling his Muslim death squads using US military exercises to take over the South Western part of the US. Don't liberals understand that!

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: 7CLTC ()
Date: May 05, 2015 02:13PM

Jade Helm Wrote:
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> Obama is assembling his Muslim death squads using
> US military exercises to take over the South
> Western part of the US. Don't liberals understand
> that!

It's either that or he's going to have the Chinese come in and disarm that area's populace.

Another great American conspiracy theory based on sound, rational thinking.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: Libtard looney land ()
Date: May 05, 2015 04:05PM

Ah yes, right up there with the 1980s / 1990s libtard conspiracy about how Reagan ordered the CIA to start selling crack on the streets of Los Angeles to fund the illegal war against the contras in Nicaragua.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: Conspiracy Theorist ()
Date: May 05, 2015 06:04PM

Ted Cruz is actually part of Canada's Secret Operation Dumbo - there attempt to take over America by getting Canadian Ted Cruz or some other Tea Bagging Confederate elected President of the United States so the US can [ay to build the Canadian XL Pipeline.

That actually makes more sense.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: mosby's rangers ()
Date: May 05, 2015 08:03PM

Notice all hostile states didn't vote for Obama? Tiny part of southern California would fuck his plan up, Camp Pendelton area is armned to the teeth with US Marines. Obama just named a Marine to suck up to Dear Leader. Jade Helm is a classic flanking move.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: Tredt ()
Date: May 05, 2015 08:09PM

It makes sense that Obama is going to start his Muslim takeover in Texas. He can capture vast oil reserves and inprison a lot of conservatives quickly.

From Texas Obama will probably use a flank maneuver to sweep out Mississippi and Alabama. Two other states that will have resources and lots of guns to fight back.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: stevie wonder ()
Date: May 05, 2015 08:30PM

Can see this is bullshit, Our troops should be killing ISIS not Americans that didn't vote for Obama. Obama said he will reward his friends and punish his enemies, now its show time for that commie fuck.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: Obamabot Blind ()
Date: May 05, 2015 08:34PM

Liberal just can't connect the dot like FOX News, conservatives and the Gov of Texas.

Obama bought up a ton ammo over a year ago. He started forest fires to clear certain areas of Texas and use up Texas resources. Now the Navy seals easily sweep through the state as Rush and Glen Beck have pointed out earlier today.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: President Valerie Jarret ()
Date: May 05, 2015 09:10PM

This is all my idea, I told my boy to go golfing.. I got this one.. just like Bengahzi.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: GFbe4 ()
Date: May 05, 2015 09:15PM

Can you explain the strategic value of the Southwest United States?

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: Swiss cheese ()
Date: May 05, 2015 09:36PM

Has more holes than...? dumbass commie.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: Obama Oil TakeOver ()
Date: May 05, 2015 09:46PM

GFbe4 Wrote:
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> Can you explain the strategic value of the
> Southwest United States?

There's oil in that there desert boy! Sadam did the exact same thing.

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Re: Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm 15" Conspiracy Group With Chuck Norris
Posted by: OPERATION RED FLAG ()
Date: May 05, 2015 10:24PM

This operation is a cover to raid the bundy ranch and all assets will be seized.

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