Traumatic Events in Fairfax Underground history:




April 25 2006: Inkahootz joins FFXU. Tales of badassery and fighting people in Reston come to light. Brief reprieve when real life Inkahootz goes to jail. Experience with group showers changes Inkahootz's perspective on homosexuality.



July 05 2006: YA joins FFXU. Viscous personal attacks start. Several bannings do not stop YA from lurking on FFXU.




August 10 2006: Ferfux joins FFXU. Majority of juvenile postings are traced to this event.




November 16 2006: Durk Simons discovers FFXU. Creepy tales of Wiccan man on man massages leave emotional distress on members.



May 13 2007: Meade Skelton discovers the internet and begins spewing his filth onto the world wide web.



July 16 2007: Expensive Jeans/Prada Denim/Valutime join FFXU. Narcissistic story telling begins. Pathetic reaches new heights.



February 02 2008: Vince(1) joins FFXU. Ignorant and demented political statements and personal attacks reach a new low this date.



March 12 2008: Alias discovers FFXU. HTML abuse leaves Alias banned, but through unprecedented use of proxy servers, Alias continues his ramblings and misguided posts.



August 30 2008: Spunky receives enough medication to discover message boarding. Majority of incoherent and insane posts are traced to this person.

and then ....


Dwight comes to save the day!!!

"July 05 2006: YA joins FFXU. Viscous "

Fuck you asshole I did spot that.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2012 05:23PM by Alias.

This is the fucking funniest shit I have ever heard! lol I am in the midst of beefing w/ some bitch ass 'biker boys' as we speak. They say they are coming to 'straighten' me out! HAHA

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I am completely insane! lol

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Inka I am disappointed you didn't get picked up in that arrest in the Skyline area. Maybe next one would be specifically targeted to you and be called "Operation Inka 'meet me by the plasma' hootz". Let's see if you can outwit them this time, they are staking all the clydes and bars you frequent.

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May 7, 2009: Troll posts a some what funny history of FFXU's biggest d-bags. I lol'd.

Dwight. Wrote:
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> and then ....
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> Dwight comes to save the day!!!


Dwight, go eat your Cap'n Crunch and make your bed. And remember your homework today--I dont want to get any more phone calls from Ms. Callahan.

..and another thing, Mister! No more lighting farts at recess! Those jeans cost $30!

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 02:48PM by inkahootz.

inkahootz Wrote:
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> 496 Wrote:
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> > May 7, 2009: Troll posts a some what funny
> history
> > of FFXU's biggest d-bags. I lol'd.
>
>
> You should be on the list as well, Brit Brit! lol

496 will forever be stuck in the middle here at FFXU. He is not a complete tool box but hes not a box of tools either. He's not worthy of getting anymore attention here then he already receives. 496 often has the sense of not belonging. He fights to receive attention from his peers here at FFXU and others because he feels many times he is being ignored or dubbed off as being the same as another regular here. Being in the middle, 496 can feel insecure. Sometimes 496 feels out of place because he is not an achiever and likes to go with the flow of things.

496 really don’t like to latch on to a person in a relationship, there fore they have trouble keeping one due to lack of interest. Not liking to take the limelight for anything, 496 just simply writes enough posts to get by, and typically that goes with school as well as a career. 496 however could be very artistic and creative. If he is forced to use abilities they will work well, but do not work well under pressure. They often start several projects but rarely keep focused long enough to finish a project. The best career move for a middle child would be along the lines of using their creative. Going into a writing or journalism career, and into a career that they could freely express themselves would be good. Anything that would have hours that are flexible, and projects that frequently changed would be good for a middle born child. Since relationships are not of high importance to a middle child, often times they are alone. However, the best possible match for a middle child would be a last born.

Whos Ms. Callahan?? lol!!!

496 = AVERAGE Wrote:
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> inkahootz Wrote:
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> > 496 Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > May 7, 2009: Troll posts a some what funny
> > history
> > > of FFXU's biggest d-bags. I lol'd.
> >
> >
> > You should be on the list as well, Brit Brit!
> lol
>
> 496 will forever be stuck in the middle here at
> FFXU. He is not a complete tool box but hes not a
> box of tools either. He's not worthy of getting
> anymore attention here then he already receives.
> 496 often has the sense of not belonging. He
> fights to receive attention from his peers here at
> FFXU and others because he feels many times he is
> being ignored or dubbed off as being the same as
> another regular here. Being in the middle, 496 can
> feel insecure. Sometimes 496 feels out of place
> because he is not an achiever and likes to go with
> the flow of things.
>
> 496 really don’t like to latch on to a person in a
> relationship, there fore they have trouble keeping
> one due to lack of interest. Not liking to take
> the limelight for anything, 496 just simply writes
> enough posts to get by, and typically that goes
> with school as well as a career. 496 however could
> be very artistic and creative. If he is forced to
> use abilities they will work well, but do not work
> well under pressure. They often start several
> projects but rarely keep focused long enough to
> finish a project. The best career move for a
> middle child would be along the lines of using
> their creative. Going into a writing or journalism
> career, and into a career that they could freely
> express themselves would be good. Anything that
> would have hours that are flexible, and projects
> that frequently changed would be good for a middle
> born child. Since relationships are not of high
> importance to a middle child, often times they are
> alone. However, the best possible match for a
> middle child would be a last born.


Not only are you a troll but a babbling troll as well.....

What about the time that a guy dressed as Muhammed Atta met Spunky at the Vienna Inn at 3pm today?

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> What about the time that a guy dressed as Muhammed
> Atta met Spunky at the Vienna Inn at 3pm today?

today?

eh? Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> > What about the time that a guy dressed as
> Muhammed
> > Atta met Spunky at the Vienna Inn at 3pm today?
>
> today?


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/185666.html

To the poster known as 496=Average, I enjoyed reading your analysis of 496, but you left out the fact that 496 is a major kiss ass and seeks the approval of those more popular than him. You will find that he usually doesn't start posting in a thread until at least Meeper or Mephisto start posting.

there was that time that FerFux got his posts deleting by the regulars cuz he said something nasty in the happy birthday thread. Wich leads me to believe he and vince(1) are the same person since V1 started complaining about his posts getting deleted too.

death by Copulating Wrote:
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> there was that time that FerFux got his posts
> deleting by the regulars cuz he said something
> nasty in the happy birthday thread. Wich leads me
> to believe he and vince(1) are the same person
> since V1 started complaining about his posts
> getting deleted too.

Yes because its unthinkable to think that TWO people actually might say something similar. CONSPIRACY!!!

LooL

Those "traumatic events" seem so trivial compared to what is on FFXU these days.

those were the days
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eesh Wrote:
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> Those "traumatic events" seem so trivial compared
> to what is on FFXU these days.


Let's not forget who is responsible for what's on FFXU now.