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Meade's future Wife
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sex is messy and disgusting
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Date: May 03, 2015 02:46AM
http://meadeskeltonmusicblog.tumblr.com/post/117961143808/my-future-wife
My Future Wife…
I just know marriage will be fun! I want to have lots of children with my future wife. Although I personally I think sex is kinda messy and disgusting and so I want to get that part over with as soon as possible. I will not be going “down town” . But I know my wife will be very patient with me on our honeymoon. I want to marry a brunette or a redhead- and I want her to be sweet, pretty, obedient, clever, funny, and a great cook! She can make me supper every night and we can enjoy watching re-runs of Mama’s Family.
I want her to be musical, so we can sing together and enjoy making music together. That will be fun. I don’t mind if she is a little bit overweight, in fact would prefer it. Slender women look too masculine, if you ask me. I think marriage will be a hoot. We can go on trips together, go out to dinner, take showers together. Just really enjoy each others company. That is what marriage is all about. Making each other happy.
My Future Wife…
I just know marriage will be fun! I want to have lots of children with my future wife. Although I personally I think sex is kinda messy and disgusting and so I want to get that part over with as soon as possible. I will not be going “down town” . But I know my wife will be very patient with me on our honeymoon. I want to marry a brunette or a redhead- and I want her to be sweet, pretty, obedient, clever, funny, and a great cook! She can make me supper every night and we can enjoy watching re-runs of Mama’s Family.
I want her to be musical, so we can sing together and enjoy making music together. That will be fun. I don’t mind if she is a little bit overweight, in fact would prefer it. Slender women look too masculine, if you ask me. I think marriage will be a hoot. We can go on trips together, go out to dinner, take showers together. Just really enjoy each others company. That is what marriage is all about. Making each other happy.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Blue Velvet
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Date: May 03, 2015 03:19AM
Please tell me that tumblr account is a gag written by someone other than Meade.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
yjTjb
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Date: May 03, 2015 03:44AM
she's a lucky woman.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 03, 2015 05:28AM
A childs view of marriage, Meade is a little retarded.
Remember the good old days, when half wits were put in homes, and locked away, so fully functioning people wouldn't be exposed to their nonsense?
Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts, do Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane, childish, music.
Remember the good old days, when half wits were put in homes, and locked away, so fully functioning people wouldn't be exposed to their nonsense?
Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts, do Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane, childish, music.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
cpYLk
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Date: May 03, 2015 05:57AM
He will make some Ukrainian women very . . . happy to be in America.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Gunlover
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Date: May 03, 2015 06:57AM
He probably marry a yankee girl. She will help keep up his dead ass yankee image. The boy better not go queer on us.
Never Run Out of Ammo
Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People
Them or You
The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why
Never Run Out of Ammo
Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People
Them or You
The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Lotion Dispenser
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Date: May 03, 2015 08:01AM
I bet his current lover is very handy.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Butter Cup
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Date: May 03, 2015 10:09AM
There is one thing for sure about Meade's wife: she is going to be smoking hot. That guy has good looking women throwing themselves at him.
don't be jelly of Meade. He's got it going on and the women love him for it.
don't be jelly of Meade. He's got it going on and the women love him for it.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
eleible
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Date: May 03, 2015 12:50PM
The ironic thing is guys like meade and these TV Evangelist usually have smoking hot looking wives. I predict he will marry a real beauty, a southern belle type, the type any man will be proud to introduce to his family.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Wow...
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Date: May 03, 2015 01:03PM
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
What he said...
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Date: May 03, 2015 01:22PM
Quote
The boy better not go queer on us.
Never Run Out of Ammo
~Amen Brother!
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
maybe
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Date: May 03, 2015 01:32PM
I like Meade; but maybe he was drunk when he wrote this, or the sweet tea fermented
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Obscure Musical reference
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Date: May 03, 2015 01:37PM
I heard Meade was goin' downtown
Drivin' the old men crazy
Drivin' the old men crazy
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
peormkds
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Date: May 03, 2015 01:39PM
"When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go........ DOWNTOWN!"
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Please tell me
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Date: May 03, 2015 01:58PM
Where does one find a nice, single,smokin' hot, chick, that enjoys cooking, singing,catering to her man, and spending evenings watching 25 year old reruns of Mamma's
Family?
Family?
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
found one for meade
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Date: May 03, 2015 02:08PM
This girl is perfect for Meade
Kinga
From Warsaw, Poland
29 y.o. woman seeking man 25-35
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Height: 5'2" / 157 cm
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Kinga
From Warsaw, Poland
29 y.o. woman seeking man 25-35
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Send Message
Add to Hotlist
Active within 24 hours
Last update: August 5, 2014
Member since: December 20, 2013
Username: Leena
Member ID: 300585
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Height: 5'2" / 157 cm
Weight: 130 lbs / 59 kg
Body type: About average
Hair: Light brown, Long length
Eyes: Blue Gray
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius sagittarius
Profile rating
3.3
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Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Mick Sweda
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Date: May 03, 2015 02:22PM
I wish Meade had a Wikipedia page. Hopefully someone from the FFU army could create one.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Gretchen Fan
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Date: May 03, 2015 02:42PM
Please tell me Wrote:
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> Where does one find a nice, single,smokin' hot,
> chick, that enjoys cooking, singing,catering to
> her man, and spending evenings watching 25 year
> old reruns of Mamma's
> Family?
you forgot being married to an unemployed "musician". But there is hope Meade....
www.meet-an-inmate.com
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> Where does one find a nice, single,smokin' hot,
> chick, that enjoys cooking, singing,catering to
> her man, and spending evenings watching 25 year
> old reruns of Mamma's
> Family?
you forgot being married to an unemployed "musician". But there is hope Meade....
www.meet-an-inmate.com
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: May 03, 2015 03:01PM
BEH Wrote:
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> A childs view of marriage, Meade is a little
> retarded.
>
> Remember the good old days, when half wits were
> put in homes, and locked away, so fully
> functioning people wouldn't be exposed to their
> nonsense?
>
> Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts, do
> Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to
> drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane,
> childish, music.
What are you doing up so early on a Sunday, beh beh?
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> A childs view of marriage, Meade is a little
> retarded.
>
> Remember the good old days, when half wits were
> put in homes, and locked away, so fully
> functioning people wouldn't be exposed to their
> nonsense?
>
> Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts, do
> Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to
> drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane,
> childish, music.
What are you doing up so early on a Sunday, beh beh?
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 03, 2015 03:13PM
It was a late Saturday night, Ralphamundo.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Dinner is served
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Date: May 03, 2015 06:40PM
Please tell me Wrote:
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> Where does one find a nice, single,smokin' hot,
> chick, that enjoys cooking, singing,catering to
> her man, and spending evenings watching 25 year
> old reruns of Mamma's
> Family?
You forgot the biggie.
A woman who wants to get that messy and disgusting sex part over quickly.
"""
The ironic thing is guys like meade and these TV Evangelist usually have smoking hot looking wives. """
Yeah but TV Evangelists usually have money from bilking unsuspecting morons out of the their nest eggs.
Meade ain't got one of those.
In fact once his 81 year old father passes, Meade will lose in only source of income, his father's pension and social security.
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> Where does one find a nice, single,smokin' hot,
> chick, that enjoys cooking, singing,catering to
> her man, and spending evenings watching 25 year
> old reruns of Mamma's
> Family?
You forgot the biggie.
A woman who wants to get that messy and disgusting sex part over quickly.
"""
The ironic thing is guys like meade and these TV Evangelist usually have smoking hot looking wives. """
Yeah but TV Evangelists usually have money from bilking unsuspecting morons out of the their nest eggs.
Meade ain't got one of those.
In fact once his 81 year old father passes, Meade will lose in only source of income, his father's pension and social security.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Meades Gurl
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Date: May 04, 2015 04:18PM
"We can go on trips together, go out to dinner, take showers together."
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Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
you need new material
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Date: May 04, 2015 10:07PM
BEH Wrote:
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> A childs view of marriage, Meade is a little
> retarded.
>
> Remember the good old days, when half wits were
> put in homes, and locked away, so fully
> functioning people wouldn't be exposed to their
> nonsense?
>
> Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts, do
> Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to
> drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane,
> childish, music.
Do you have any other hobbies besides making fun of retards on this website. Seriously, your schtick is oooold, your time has passed, you bore us all.
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> A childs view of marriage, Meade is a little
> retarded.
>
> Remember the good old days, when half wits were
> put in homes, and locked away, so fully
> functioning people wouldn't be exposed to their
> nonsense?
>
> Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts, do
> Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to
> drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane,
> childish, music.
Do you have any other hobbies besides making fun of retards on this website. Seriously, your schtick is oooold, your time has passed, you bore us all.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 05, 2015 03:04PM
you need new material Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A childs view of marriage, Meade is a little
> > retarded.
> >
> > Remember the good old days, when half wits were
> > put in homes, and locked away, so fully
> > functioning people wouldn't be exposed to their
> > nonsense?
> >
> > Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts,
> do
> > Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to
> > drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane,
> > childish, music.
>
> Do you have any other hobbies besides making fun
> of retards on this website. Seriously, your
> schtick is oooold, your time has passed, you bore
> us all.
Anonymous Meade Skeleton post
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A childs view of marriage, Meade is a little
> > retarded.
> >
> > Remember the good old days, when half wits were
> > put in homes, and locked away, so fully
> > functioning people wouldn't be exposed to their
> > nonsense?
> >
> > Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts,
> do
> > Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to
> > drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane,
> > childish, music.
>
> Do you have any other hobbies besides making fun
> of retards on this website. Seriously, your
> schtick is oooold, your time has passed, you bore
> us all.
Anonymous Meade Skeleton post
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
you need new material
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Date: May 05, 2015 07:42PM
BEH Wrote:
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> you need new material Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A childs view of marriage, Meade is a little
> > > retarded.
> > >
> > > Remember the good old days, when half wits
> were
> > > put in homes, and locked away, so fully
> > > functioning people wouldn't be exposed to
> their
> > > nonsense?
> > >
> > > Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts,
> > do
> > > Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to
> > > drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane,
> > > childish, music.
> >
> > Do you have any other hobbies besides making
> fun
> > of retards on this website. Seriously, your
> > schtick is oooold, your time has passed, you
> bore
> > us all.
> Anonymous Meade Skeleton post
Maybe if you stopped poking fun at retards and homeless people once in awhile your asshole would unpucker itself and you could take a decent shit once in awhile? Just a thought.
They say karma is a bitch. Maybe yours is an asshole.
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> you need new material Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A childs view of marriage, Meade is a little
> > > retarded.
> > >
> > > Remember the good old days, when half wits
> were
> > > put in homes, and locked away, so fully
> > > functioning people wouldn't be exposed to
> their
> > > nonsense?
> > >
> > > Now, inbred mongoloids have Twitter accounts,
> > do
> > > Youtube Videos , and annoy citizens trying to
> > > drink coffeee and eat pancakes with inane,
> > > childish, music.
> >
> > Do you have any other hobbies besides making
> fun
> > of retards on this website. Seriously, your
> > schtick is oooold, your time has passed, you
> bore
> > us all.
> Anonymous Meade Skeleton post
Maybe if you stopped poking fun at retards and homeless people once in awhile your asshole would unpucker itself and you could take a decent shit once in awhile? Just a thought.
They say karma is a bitch. Maybe yours is an asshole.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Pucker up
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Date: May 05, 2015 08:23PM
Meade with his new toupee on.
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Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
hair-piece
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Date: May 05, 2015 09:38PM
He looks like Tony Soprano wearing a bad rug.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Tranny Magnet
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Date: May 06, 2015 01:19AM
Pucker up Wrote:
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> Meade with his new toupee on.
Damn this Meade Fucktard keeps getting more and more goofy looking.
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> Meade with his new toupee on.
Damn this Meade Fucktard keeps getting more and more goofy looking.
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Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Voodoo Jones
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Date: May 06, 2015 11:52AM
Pucker up Wrote:
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> Meade with his new toupee on.
I've never seen a man's looks go south so quick. Only 36. :/ did someone put a curse on him?
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> Meade with his new toupee on.
I've never seen a man's looks go south so quick. Only 36. :/ did someone put a curse on him?
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
It takes a village
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Date: May 06, 2015 12:51PM
Voodoo Jones Wrote:
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> Pucker up Wrote:
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> > Meade with his new toupee on.
>
>
> I've never seen a man's looks go south so quick.
> Only 36. :/ did someone put a curse on him?
Actually it hasn't been all that quick.
Nevertheless, it seems to have been accelerated lately.
He dropped out of high school due to diet pill addiction.
I'm beginning to wonder if he is back on some diet pills.
He claims he was 'home schooled'!!!!
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> Pucker up Wrote:
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> > Meade with his new toupee on.
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> I've never seen a man's looks go south so quick.
> Only 36. :/ did someone put a curse on him?
Actually it hasn't been all that quick.
Nevertheless, it seems to have been accelerated lately.
He dropped out of high school due to diet pill addiction.
I'm beginning to wonder if he is back on some diet pills.
He claims he was 'home schooled'!!!!
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Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
PyyVw
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Date: May 06, 2015 02:20PM
Meades future wife.
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Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
bakersfield chimp
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Date: May 06, 2015 02:43PM
PyyVw Wrote:
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> Meades future wife.
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> Meades future wife.
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Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
mentallychallenged
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Date: May 06, 2015 03:37PM
He looks young, but a bit mentally slow.
Re: Meade's future Wife
Posted by:
Sticky the clown
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Date: May 06, 2015 06:06PM
Meade's future wife
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