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Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Advice for you ()
Date: January 17, 2015 09:30AM

You will get poop on your bedsheets!

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: kisses ()
Date: January 17, 2015 09:37AM

thank you for the advice i will proceed with caution

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Felter ()
Date: January 17, 2015 09:38AM

Um..so...

pics? please?

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: NipNotSignedIn ()
Date: January 17, 2015 09:52AM

Also be warned: No anal with school teachers until 1 hour after they get home from work. Their poo time is from 3 to 4PM. Penetrate before then and you WILL get mud on the turtle.

Nip

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Missa T ()
Date: January 17, 2015 09:53AM

A real man eats out her ass first.

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Dr. Bob md ()
Date: January 17, 2015 10:16AM

My ex was a nurse on night shift. She got home at 8am. We tried anal. Poop was everywhere!

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Bill Cosby ()
Date: January 17, 2015 01:08PM

Nothing like stating the obvious.

Never seen a bigger collection of jack-offs and shitbirds!

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: gay. ()
Date: January 17, 2015 01:14PM

You're a gay if you do anal. No point in doing that unless you're a faggit.

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: BM ()
Date: January 17, 2015 01:16PM

Dammit. NOW you tell me. Too late. Looks like we're changing the sheets.

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:25PM

gay. Wrote:
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> You're a gay if you do anal. No point in doing
> that unless you're a faggit.

Yeah, but...I'm a chick. How does that make me gay?

Thanks, though.

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 17, 2015 03:31PM

Huh??? Wrote:
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> gay. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You're a gay if you do anal. No point in doing
> > that unless you're a faggit.
>
> Yeah, but...I'm a chick. How does that make me
> gay?
>
> Thanks, though.
You're not gay, and you sound like a fun person, but anal is filthy, disease spreading and primitive.

Not a judgement, actually you're in the majority, but it goes to show that most folks in general are still just cave people.

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Finish The Story ()
Date: January 17, 2015 05:04PM

Dr. Bob md Wrote:
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> My ex was a nurse on night shift. She got home at
> 8am. We tried anal. Poop was everywhere!

Hers or yours?

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Burp Backarack ()
Date: January 17, 2015 10:00PM

Just call me anal in the morning, anal....

Thanks, much obliged for the idea.

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Hated That Song ()
Date: January 18, 2015 12:02AM

^ Clever, but 99% of the people here have no idea what you're talking about.

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: ido! ()
Date: January 18, 2015 12:33AM

I used to sing anal of the morning when i cut the grass!

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: January 18, 2015 01:18AM

Juice Newton

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Pete and Pete ()
Date: June 16, 2015 11:39AM

Sometimes it's a turn on though

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: Jehangir mgmt ()
Date: June 16, 2015 11:51AM

I always have my wife go bowling first like the OP mentions.

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Re: Warning!!!!! - do not have anal in the morning! Wait till after her bowl movement!
Posted by: FEyde ()
Date: June 16, 2015 01:05PM

A coke can may fit.

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