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Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 15, 2015 08:57AM

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: Big Dick Blackk ()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:03AM

You finally find someone that would blow you for cash?

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: Justin Belieber ()
Date: January 15, 2015 03:09PM

nice eesh.

Dude, please post the sites you find these at. I feel the need to tug one out.
Thanks

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: January 15, 2015 03:18PM

Pretty eyes and red hair. Either a ginger or a day walker.
Would hit.
Nip

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: fourlegs ()
Date: January 15, 2015 03:27PM

Eesh is this your ho, or did you get off pornhub?

Edit: Need to add rate, would hit not sure about body tho...

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/15/2015 03:39PM by fourlegs.

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: Love Love Love fourlegs ()
Date: January 15, 2015 03:32PM

fourlegs....you must have gone to school today. We missed you!

Take any selfies?

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: Definite Downloader ()
Date: January 15, 2015 03:38PM

fourlegs Wrote:
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> Eesh is this your ho, or did you get off pornhub?


Pornhub. Eesh reposts a lot of stuff from reddit, so def a pornhub pic.

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 16, 2015 08:23AM

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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 16, 2015 08:24AM

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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 16, 2015 08:25AM

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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 16, 2015 08:25AM

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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: ccatt ()
Date: January 16, 2015 08:51AM

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: NipNotSignedIn ()
Date: January 16, 2015 08:59AM

Is the blue hair the same chick as the red hair?

The blue hair chick has a little dick.
Nip

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 16, 2015 09:02AM

NipNotSignedIn Wrote:
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> Is the blue hair the same chick as the red hair?


No.



> The blue hair chick has a little dick.



Nice, isn't it? You can just cup it with your hand.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 16, 2015 09:16AM

Is that the Star of David on it's chest?

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: NipNotGay ()
Date: January 16, 2015 10:08AM

eesh Wrote:
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> NipNotSignedIn Wrote:
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> > Is the blue hair the same chick as the red
> hair?
>
>
> No.
>Good cause I find her atractive.
>
>
> > The blue hair chick has a little dick.
>
>
>
> Nice, isn't it? You can just cup it with your
> hand.
Not sure I could do that. Once I saw the dick I would probably lose my hard...

Nip

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: Father Flanagan ()
Date: January 16, 2015 12:09PM

NipNotGay Wrote:
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> Not sure I could do that. Once I saw the dick I
> would probably lose my hard...
>
> Nip

You got that right. Once a long time ago a couple picked me up in a hotel bar and the guy asked me if I wanted to fuck his GF. I normally run from shit like this but I was young and had a buzz and figured what the hell. However, in the back of my mind I was thinking this guy may try to fuck me.

So we go back to their place. Chick was hot as hell and things were going good. He sat on the couch and watched while she gave me an A++ blowjob. I started to bang her and he decided it was time for him to get involved. I'm not sure what he had in mind, but when his boner JUST BRUSHED against my leg I was done....instant Mr. Softie.

Worst part was I had no idea how to get back to my hotel (pre GPS days) and I drove around for an hour looking for it. Oh well, never tried that shit again.

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Re: Slurp slurp slurp slurp whargharble!
Posted by: The Pope is Dope ()
Date: January 16, 2015 12:54PM

Be honest he was to old for you Altar boys are more your speed you dirty fucking pedophile faggot!




Father Flanagan Wrote:
> > Nip
>
> You got that right. Once a long time ago a couple
> picked me up in a hotel bar and the guy asked me
> if I wanted to fuck his GF. I normally run from
> shit like this but I was young and had a buzz and
> figured what the hell. However, in the back of my
> mind I was thinking this guy may try to fuck me.
>
> So we go back to their place. Chick was hot as
> hell and things were going good. He sat on the
> couch and watched while she gave me an A++
> blowjob. I started to bang her and he decided it
> was time for him to get involved. I'm not sure
> what he had in mind, but when his boner JUST
> BRUSHED against my leg I was done....instant Mr.
> Softie.
>
> Worst part was I had no idea how to get back to my
> hotel (pre GPS days) and I drove around for an
> hour looking for it. Oh well, never tried that
> shit again.

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