....and see this. What do you do?


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Get a job loser.

I would politely ask for permission to use the Bidet.

I'd fuck the first one, then go home crying when I can't get it up for the second one.

Give them a couple tablespoons of tartar sauce to go with all that fish they are about to eat. (Just typing that made me feel creepy)

Would join in the bath and explore. This would take a long time. Would cancel meetings and clear the schedule. Would call home and say I was called away for an all nighter. Then I would enjoy myself.

Great photo. Like.

Nip

I'd run, knowing I was the wrong house.

I'd have a seat on the toilet and watch them jerk each other off.

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> I'd have a seat on the toilet and watch them jerk
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They have dicks? Nice gender reassignment surgery.

First thing is first, you get into that fucking tub. The rest is to be determined.

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> They have dicks? Nice gender reassignment surgery.


This is an Eesh post. If you can see the V assume they have a P.

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> ....and see this. What do you do?

I fuck them both. Exactly what I did 2 weekends ago. My girlfriend picked up a hot (and really strange) chick at Ozzie's. After the girls drank 4 fucking mojitos each, we walked back to my apartment (only about 100 yards away) and they started to make out. I went to the kitchen to get some water and by the time I got back, they were full on lezzing out. I got undressed, got in the bed with them, and had a great night. The chick spent the night and they both gave me a sloppy hummer the next morning. True story. It's amazing how easy it is for a woman to pick up another woman, even if they are straight.

If I ran into them in my bathroom.

I would run downstairs and find a knife. Then I'd cut my penis off in front of both of them and put it into the first girl's butthole. After it is inside of her ass, I'll make her shit it out. Then I will take my shit covered penis and saute it on high for about 3-5 minutes. Maybe add some olive oil, butter, and 3-4 garlic cloves.

After the butter has melted, I will finally add some chicken broth to it. Cook it on medium heat until it is boiling. Then I'll add some heavy whip cream and grated parmesan cheese to make sure my cut off cock is nice and creamy... Voila!

Cock for dinner!

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> I'd have a seat on the toilet and watch them jerk
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Numbers you're a stupid fuck and nobody on FFXU likes you. Go kill yourself.

Left, no...right, YES.

I would tell them to put on some clothes and call home right away.

If that happened to me, I would seriously think their boyfriends are using them as a distraction so they could rob my house...

I haven't had normal access to a "bathroom" since the mid or late 1990's.

FUCK OFF

unlike others, despite having a good record working and donating

i have to build one on a nothing budget if i want one

but so many other things come first

and i'm never first married, no first kid

and that's only a very small part of a killer lawsuit against fairfax county gov