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Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
Dew E. Decimal
()
Date: December 20, 2014 03:32PM
A guy walks into the Republican Party Headquarters and asked the lady behind the desk "Is this where they keep all the Christian Right Wing Policy Papers?"
The lady says "Yes of course. This is Republican Party Headquarters. Praise our Lord Jesus Christ - How can I help you?"
The guy says "I'm looking for your Christian policy on illegal immigration."
The lady screams "Get the Fuck Out of Here and Don't Come Back You Dirty Worthless Piece of Shit!"
The guys says "Yes, that's the one."
The lady says "Yes of course. This is Republican Party Headquarters. Praise our Lord Jesus Christ - How can I help you?"
The guy says "I'm looking for your Christian policy on illegal immigration."
The lady screams "Get the Fuck Out of Here and Don't Come Back You Dirty Worthless Piece of Shit!"
The guys says "Yes, that's the one."
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
how bout this
()
Date: December 20, 2014 07:39PM
How about that time the poor and hungry lady came up to Jesus
Lady ' I've nothing to eat and I'm poor'
Jesus ' Get a fucking job lazy bitch'
Lady ' I've nothing to eat and I'm poor'
Jesus ' Get a fucking job lazy bitch'
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
Our Lord cuts my grass
()
Date: December 20, 2014 09:55PM
how bout this Wrote:
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> How about that time the poor and hungry lady came
> up to Jesus
>
> Lady ' I've nothing to eat and I'm poor'
>
> Jesus ' Get a fucking job lazy bitch'
Jesus cuts my yard and cleans my gutters. No shittin. He is a nice guy and works hard. Based on the wood sides on his landscape trailer, I will have to say, he is one lousy carpenter.
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> How about that time the poor and hungry lady came
> up to Jesus
>
> Lady ' I've nothing to eat and I'm poor'
>
> Jesus ' Get a fucking job lazy bitch'
Jesus cuts my yard and cleans my gutters. No shittin. He is a nice guy and works hard. Based on the wood sides on his landscape trailer, I will have to say, he is one lousy carpenter.
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: December 20, 2014 09:56PM
If Jesus was Jewish why is his name Mexican?
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
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Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
hey zeus
()
Date: December 20, 2014 10:20PM
how bout this Wrote:
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> How about that time the poor and hungry lady came
> up to Jesus
>
> Lady ' I've nothing to eat and I'm poor'
>
> Jesus ' Get a fucking job lazy bitch'
Jesus was definitely not a Republican. Nor was he a Democrat.
He knew the system was corrupt and did his own thing
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> How about that time the poor and hungry lady came
> up to Jesus
>
> Lady ' I've nothing to eat and I'm poor'
>
> Jesus ' Get a fucking job lazy bitch'
Jesus was definitely not a Republican. Nor was he a Democrat.
He knew the system was corrupt and did his own thing
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: December 20, 2014 10:26PM
I don't know much about Jesus, but God is definitely white, over 6 feet and ignores all prayers that aren't in proper English.
Whatta YOU think?
The first All-Starr excursion led to the release of Ringo Starr and His All-Starr Band (1990), a compilation of live performances from the tour.[153] In the same year, Starr recorded a version of the song "I Call Your Name" for a television special marking the 10th anniversary of John Lennon's death and the 50th anniversary of Lennon's birth. The track, produced by Lynne, features a supergroup composed of Lynne, Tom Petty, Joe Walsh and Jim Keltner.[154] Shell Station 9803 Richmond Highway, Lorton, VA 22079 turn at Gunston Rd do not merge onto I-95 or I-95 South. Trun left on Telegraph Road 22309 north to Rolling Road. Turn around use Fairfax County Parkway 268 old road 7100.. Stop at Springfield Mall near Pollo Rico, see Ahmed Khan.
Call warehouse for parts. You can wait at Burger King or McDonalds on Backlick Road for Jennifer or continue to Industrial Drive.the Jimi Hendrix Experience, Mitch Mitchelland Noel Redding, later said that they had been warned about a planned drug bust the day before flying to Toronto and that they believed the drugs had been planted in his bag. Hendrix was the world's highest-paid performer when he was arrested, but this was his last tour, and he died the following year
Whatta YOU think?
The first All-Starr excursion led to the release of Ringo Starr and His All-Starr Band (1990), a compilation of live performances from the tour.[153] In the same year, Starr recorded a version of the song "I Call Your Name" for a television special marking the 10th anniversary of John Lennon's death and the 50th anniversary of Lennon's birth. The track, produced by Lynne, features a supergroup composed of Lynne, Tom Petty, Joe Walsh and Jim Keltner.[154] Shell Station 9803 Richmond Highway, Lorton, VA 22079 turn at Gunston Rd do not merge onto I-95 or I-95 South. Trun left on Telegraph Road 22309 north to Rolling Road. Turn around use Fairfax County Parkway 268 old road 7100.. Stop at Springfield Mall near Pollo Rico, see Ahmed Khan.
Call warehouse for parts. You can wait at Burger King or McDonalds on Backlick Road for Jennifer or continue to Industrial Drive.the Jimi Hendrix Experience, Mitch Mitchelland Noel Redding, later said that they had been warned about a planned drug bust the day before flying to Toronto and that they believed the drugs had been planted in his bag. Hendrix was the world's highest-paid performer when he was arrested, but this was his last tour, and he died the following year
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
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Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: December 20, 2014 10:48PM
A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"
The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: December 20, 2014 10:49PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar.
> The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"
LOL
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> A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar.
> The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"
LOL
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
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Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
Trinity is absurdity
()
Date: December 20, 2014 11:37PM
How many christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. But it's really just one!
Three. But it's really just one!
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
abelard
()
Date: December 21, 2014 02:29AM
>I don't know much about Jesus, but God is definitely white, over 6 feet and
>ignores all prayers that aren't in proper English.
>
>Whatta YOU think?
Sounds like me. I may have to try smiting someone.
>ignores all prayers that aren't in proper English.
>
>Whatta YOU think?
Sounds like me. I may have to try smiting someone.
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
kdfj
()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:41AM
Dew E. Decimal Wrote:
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> A guy walks into the Republican Party Headquarters
> and asked the lady behind the desk "Is this where
> they keep all the Christian Right Wing Policy
> Papers?"
>
> The lady says "Yes of course. This is Republican
> Party Headquarters. Praise our Lord Jesus Christ -
> How can I help you?"
>
> The guy says "I'm looking for your Christian
> policy on illegal immigration."
>
> The lady screams "Get the Fuck Out of Here and
> Don't Come Back You Dirty Worthless Piece of
> Shit!"
>
> The guys says "Yes, that's the one."
Written by a gay male.
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> A guy walks into the Republican Party Headquarters
> and asked the lady behind the desk "Is this where
> they keep all the Christian Right Wing Policy
> Papers?"
>
> The lady says "Yes of course. This is Republican
> Party Headquarters. Praise our Lord Jesus Christ -
> How can I help you?"
>
> The guy says "I'm looking for your Christian
> policy on illegal immigration."
>
> The lady screams "Get the Fuck Out of Here and
> Don't Come Back You Dirty Worthless Piece of
> Shit!"
>
> The guys says "Yes, that's the one."
Written by a gay male.
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
Noyoudint
()
Date: December 22, 2014 07:44AM
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by: kdfj ()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:41AM
Dew E. Decimal Wrote:
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> A guy walks into the Republican Party Headquarters
> and asked the lady behind the desk "Is this where
> they keep all the Christian Right Wing Policy
> Papers?"
>
> The lady says "Yes of course. This is Republican
> Party Headquarters. Praise our Lord Jesus Christ -
> How can I help you?"
>
> The guy says "I'm looking for your Christian
> policy on illegal immigration."
>
> The lady screams "Get the Fuck Out of Here and
> Don't Come Back You Dirty Worthless Piece of
> Shit!"
>
> The guys says "Yes, that's the one."
Written by a gay male.
***********************
^^^^^
Still trying to connect with one.
Posted by: kdfj ()
Date: December 22, 2014 05:41AM
Dew E. Decimal Wrote:
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> A guy walks into the Republican Party Headquarters
> and asked the lady behind the desk "Is this where
> they keep all the Christian Right Wing Policy
> Papers?"
>
> The lady says "Yes of course. This is Republican
> Party Headquarters. Praise our Lord Jesus Christ -
> How can I help you?"
>
> The guy says "I'm looking for your Christian
> policy on illegal immigration."
>
> The lady screams "Get the Fuck Out of Here and
> Don't Come Back You Dirty Worthless Piece of
> Shit!"
>
> The guys says "Yes, that's the one."
Written by a gay male.
***********************
^^^^^
Still trying to connect with one.
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
truth about christ
()
Date: December 22, 2014 08:05AM
Jesus is retarded
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:16AM
Jesus would take every single one of you racist fascist idiots and make an example out of you. He'd start with Rush Limbaugh. Straight to hell with you God forsaken bastards.
One thing to be evil. Another thing to be evil in Gods name. He gets really mad when people do that.
One thing to be evil. Another thing to be evil in Gods name. He gets really mad when people do that.
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
ijnbh
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:18AM
Jesus preached heavily on helping the poor.
He said its easier for a rich man to fit through an eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of god
I know y'all gonna troll this because the truth scares you
He said its easier for a rich man to fit through an eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of god
I know y'all gonna troll this because the truth scares you
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:26AM
Let them burn in hell. They'll feel stupid afterwards. They'll plead with God. And say that other mislead them into false beliefs they thought were for religion.
God will say, you knew better. Plus Gerrymanderer told you so on FFXU. Now go to hell.
God will say, you knew better. Plus Gerrymanderer told you so on FFXU. Now go to hell.
Re: Is Jesus Your Lord and Savior or Are You a Heathen Liberal?
Posted by:
stfu already
()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:52AM
Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Let them burn in hell. They'll feel stupid
> afterwards. They'll plead with God. And say that
> other mislead them into false beliefs they thought
> were for religion.
>
> God will say, you knew better. Plus Gerrymanderer
> told you so on FFXU. Now go to hell.
quit actin like a dumbass nigger
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> Let them burn in hell. They'll feel stupid
> afterwards. They'll plead with God. And say that
> other mislead them into false beliefs they thought
> were for religion.
>
> God will say, you knew better. Plus Gerrymanderer
> told you so on FFXU. Now go to hell.
quit actin like a dumbass nigger