C'mon, Ma!

Come and look.

Cary and eesh found themselves a new mark!

You know how it works, don't you?

Cary is the gentleman of the team.

He invites 'em in real polished and polite.

Then he turns 'em over to eesh.

Eesh does the dirty work.

He tears into 'em, rips 'em open.

Oh, you should hear them scream!

And the whole time Cary just stands there, watching.

Staring, with the sweat dripping down his forehead.

I don't think he even blinks!

But he's a coward at heart. Afraid to get his hands dirty.

He leaves that to eesh.

They make a good team.

Been doing some fine work lately.

C'mon, Ma -- I want you to see their latest!

They done a real good job.

Young and healthy - what a specimen!

That fool kid had no idea what was gonna hit him.

You shoulda seen how Cary led him in, all polite, talking about the boy making new friends, and sharing "his information" with everybody.

"His information"!  Haha.  What a laugh!

But the kid took him real serious.

He actually believed him, trusted him.

Stupid kid.

He sure was surprised when the door slammed shut, and eesh came out with the knives and started in on him.

He must've thought he was dreaming - or having a nightmare.

Oh, the screams.

In the end he was so wore out he could hardly talk, but he kept lifting his head and looking at Cary, like he still trusted him, like he thought Cary might help him.

Even eesh hesitated (you know eesh don't do a thing unless Cary allows it).

He looked at Cary, sorta squintin his eyes.

And Cary, he don't say a word. He wouldn't even deign to look at eesh.

He just got that strange, holy look he sometimes gets. Then he pursed those narrow lips of his like he was chewing something sour, and turned and left the room.

Then eesh finished him.



Oh, boy, what a show!

What's that?

The whole thing makes you sick?

Oh, Ma... you're no fun...

I can hardly wait till next time!

`

Blessed are the murderous.
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^^^^^

LOL - legit

smh

The OP must really hate both eesh and Cary.

Let me ask you somehting, OP. If you hate Cary so much, why do you continue to post here?

His board, his rules.

Don't like it, leave.

Idiot.

OP must REALLY hate eesh... Wrote:
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> smh
>
> The OP must really hate both eesh and Cary.
>
> Let me ask you somehting, OP. If you hate Cary so
> much, why do you continue to post here?
>
> His board, his rules.
>
> Don't like it, leave.
>
> Idiot.


This sounds too close to the old "if you don't like so and so about America, then LEAVE!" chestnut for me not to comment:

Yes, everyone here is here willingly, and whatever trouble or ire they might incur for whatever reason, rightly or not, is a result of that willing participation on this forum.

However. I think a lot of people going in, who started posting here a long time ago, or even recently for that matter, were simply not aware, warned, or prepared for the very real possibility of cyber and real-life stalking, harassment and threats made by certain posters who are notorious for these things *eesh*. And the fact is, many of his targets became targets originally simply because he disliked them personally for whatever brain-damaged reason...most never went in poking at the hornet's nest. He just decided to go after them, no reason at all really. The majority of people coming in, starting to post here, who subsequently became a human target of people like eesh were not forewarned in any way.

In fact, it's pretty well documented that Cary has essentially protected eesh and turned a blind eye to any and all wrongdoing by him for years. Recent example: eesh is caught red-handed, blatantly admitting to phishing for information on someone...this someone turns out to have no affiliation with this website. Yet they will still likely be harassed now by idiots who know no better. Against the rules? Yes. Technically, a case could be made that it was illegal. Cary's aware, Cary did and still does nothing to discipline or disapprove of eesh's behavior. That is protection. He has protected eesh. This is now officially provable.

And that's why the OP likely is still posting and doesn't just take your America love it or leave it bumper sticker advice and leave. You moron.

dissenting opinion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> OP must REALLY hate eesh... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > smh
> >
> > The OP must really hate both eesh and Cary.
> >
> > Let me ask you somehting, OP. If you hate Cary
> so
> > much, why do you continue to post here?
> >
> > His board, his rules.
> >
> > Don't like it, leave.
> >
> > Idiot.
>
>
> This sounds too close to the old "if you don't
> like so and so about America, then LEAVE!"
> chestnut for me not to comment:
>
> Yes, everyone here is here willingly, and whatever
> trouble or ire they might incur for whatever
> reason, rightly or not, is a result of that
> willing participation on this forum.
>
> However. I think a lot of people going in, who
> started posting here a long time ago, or even
> recently for that matter, were simply not aware,
> warned, or prepared for the very real possibility
> of cyber and real-life stalking, harassment and
> threats made by certain posters who are notorious
> for these things *eesh*. And the fact is, many of
> his targets became targets originally simply
> because he disliked them personally for whatever
> brain-damaged reason...most never went in poking
> at the hornet's nest. He just decided to go after
> them, no reason at all really. The majority of
> people coming in, starting to post here, who
> subsequently became a human target of people like
> eesh were not forewarned in any way.
>
> In fact, it's pretty well documented that Cary has
> essentially protected eesh and turned a blind eye
> to any and all wrongdoing by him for years. Recent
> example: eesh is caught red-handed, blatantly
> admitting to phishing for information on
> someone...this someone turns out to have no
> affiliation with this website. Yet they will still
> likely be harassed now by idiots who know no
> better. Against the rules? Yes. Technically, a
> case could be made that it was illegal. Cary's
> aware, Cary did and still does nothing to
> discipline or disapprove of eesh's behavior. That
> is protection. He has protected eesh. This is now
> officially provable.
>
And that's why the OP likely is still posting and
> doesn't just take your America love it or leave it
> bumper sticker advice and leave. You moron.


op = the author of the above post = misery

OP must REALLY hate eesh... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> smh
>
> The OP must really hate both eesh and Cary.
>
> Let me ask you somehting, OP. If you hate Cary so
> much, why do you continue to post here?
>
> His board, his rules.
>
> Don't like it, leave.
>
> Idiot.

If OP leaves then eesh "wins", because driving the OP from Fairfax Underground is one of eesh's victory conditions.

So, OP is compelled to keep posting to deny eesh his victory.

Of course, this means that OP continues to subject himself to eesh's abuse, and in an attempt to defend himself, he hurls abuse at eesh.

Since neither eesh nor OP is willing or able to do what is necessary to achieve a clear, unambiguous victory, they're going to keep figuratively throwing their own feces at each other, with the ultimate result that the rest of the forum is spattered with their shit.

For both eesh and the OP, Fairfax Underground is a Turing tar baby. The more they struggle, the more trapped they become.

the Turing tar baby Wrote:
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> OP must REALLY hate eesh... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > smh
> >
> > The OP must really hate both eesh and Cary.
> >
> > Let me ask you somehting, OP. If you hate Cary
> so
> > much, why do you continue to post here?
> >
> > His board, his rules.
> >
> > Don't like it, leave.
> >
> > Idiot.
>
> If OP leaves then eesh "wins", because driving the
> OP from Fairfax Underground is one of eesh's
> victory conditions.
>
> So, OP is compelled to keep posting to deny eesh
> his victory.
>
> Of course, this means that OP continues to subject
> himself to eesh's abuse, and in an attempt to
> defend himself, he hurls abuse at eesh.
>
> Since neither eesh nor OP is willing or able to do
> what is necessary to achieve a clear, unambiguous
> victory, they're going to keep figuratively
> throwing their own feces at each other, with the
> ultimate result that the rest of the forum is
> spattered with their shit.
>
> For both eesh and the OP, Fairfax Underground is a
> Turing tar baby. The more they struggle, the more
> trapped they become.


yeah, no, op not 'misery'.

more than one person has been violated by eesh, professor

OP must REALLY hate eesh... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> smh
>
> The OP must really hate both eesh and Cary.
>
> Let me ask you somehting, OP. If you hate Cary so
> much, why do you continue to post here?
>
> His board, his rules.
>
> Don't like it, leave.
>
> Idiot.


You sure do seem interested by me.

please excuse..this is an experiment only



For the longest time, we all thought Ralph Pootawn was an ESL speaker not from this land, based on his extremely spare use of actual words and sentences and paragraphs...writing things, basically...in favor of almost exclusively posting unfunny gifs. When he did write something, usually it was short and not particularly concerned with spelling, grammar, punctuation, and it always just 'sounded' odd.

When called an ESL speaker, Ralph made a point to start writing things instead of the unfunny pictures.

Now we can see Ralph (who was always eesh's lapdog more than any other poster ever in the history of the forum, to the point one might wonder if they are in a relationship together) is an alt eesh account. Why this has not been scrutinized before, I'm not sure.

But here is the proof:



Re: Mich@el's petitt larrceny case: what was the real verdict?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ( )
Date: December 05, 2014 11: 20AM

Charges dismissed!


Re: Michael's petitt larrceny case: what was the real verdict?
Posted by: eesh's butt-boy ( )
Date: December 05, 2014 11: 21AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Charges dismissed!


and you know this how?




Ralph JOYOUSLY proclaiming "charges dismissed!" hours before the online court records were in fact updated to read "charges dismissed". Not "dropped", but "dismissed". How would RP know this, unless he is eesh's life partner and was sitting in the courthouse to hear the verdict? Why so OVERJOYED about it in the first place? A sycophant is a sycophant, but the level of lapdog ass kissing between the two has always been unique. Not a Numbers type of ass kissing....RP's ass kissing has always been in a way....odd....and creepy.


Conclusion: Ralph Pootawn is an eesh alt account.


case closed.

OP needs to get a life. What waste of time.

dissenting opinion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> In fact, it's pretty well documented that Cary has
> essentially protected eesh and turned a blind eye
> to any and all wrongdoing by him for years. Recent
> example: eesh is caught red-handed, blatantly
> admitting to phishing for information on
> someone...this someone turns out to have no
> affiliation with this website. Yet they will still
> likely be harassed now by idiots who know no
> better. Against the rules? Yes. Technically, a
> case could be made that it was illegal. Cary's
> aware, Cary did and still does nothing to
> discipline or disapprove of eesh's behavior. That
> is protection. He has protected eesh. This is now
> officially provable.


Cary is inextricably caught up in unethical behavior, that causes real harm to real people.

Somehow he justifies this to himself by (i) ignoring it; and/or (ii) positing free speech of the kind FU enables as an "end that justifies the means" - with whatever incidental damage that may occur in bringing about that end perceived as an "acceptable level of casualties."

With the "casualties" further rationalized/minimized with arguments like "Well, Chuck brought it upon himself"; or (absurdly) demonizing someone as "the primary troll," i.e., constructing a scapegoat of nigh-mythic stature whose banishment presumably restored the community to "normal" - normal in this case being eesh doing sociopathic business as usual. (Thanks, Cary!)

Such matters have been known to bring about unsettling thoughts, and thoughts may lead to dreams, and in dreams begin responsibilities.

One wonders whether certain repressions and denials of moral knowledge might not bring about, again, in Fairfax circa 2014, a nightmare as vivid as one they produced some 100 years ago; to wit:

"When Cary Wiedemann woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin."

And Cary, he don't say a word. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dissenting opinion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In fact, it's pretty well documented that Cary
> has
> > essentially protected eesh and turned a blind
> eye
> > to any and all wrongdoing by him for years.
> Recent
> > example: eesh is caught red-handed, blatantly
> > admitting to phishing for information on
> > someone...this someone turns out to have no
> > affiliation with this website. Yet they will
> still
> > likely be harassed now by idiots who know no
> > better. Against the rules? Yes. Technically, a
> > case could be made that it was illegal. Cary's
> > aware, Cary did and still does nothing to
> > discipline or disapprove of eesh's behavior.
> That
> > is protection. He has protected eesh. This is
> now
> > officially provable.
>
>
> Cary is inextricably caught up in unethical
> behavior, that causes real harm to real people.
>
> Somehow he justifies this to himself by (i)
> ignoring it; and/or (ii) positing free speech of
> the kind FU enables as an "end that justifies the
> means" - with whatever incidental damage that may
> occur in bringing about that end perceived as an
> "acceptable level of casualties."
>
> With the "casualties" further
> rationalized/minimized with arguments like "Well,
> Chuck brought it upon himself"; or (absurdly)
> demonizing someone as "the primary troll," i.e.,
> constructing a scapegoat of nigh-mythic stature
> whose banishment presumably restored the community
> to "normal" - normal in this case being eesh doing
> sociopathic business as usual. (Thanks, Cary!)
>
> Such matters have been known to bring about
> unsettling thoughts, and thoughts may lead to
> dreams, and in dreams begin responsibilities.
>
> One wonders whether certain repressions and
> denials of moral knowledge might not bring about,
> again, in Fairfax circa 2014, a nightmare as vivid
> as one they produced some 100 years ago; to wit:
>
> "When Cary Wiedemann woke up one morning from
> unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his
> bed into a monstrous vermin."


Thank you. Well said. Hell yes it was personal, that escape goat....that's fine...it's a private forum owned by him which he grants us the privilege of posting on....but, by not correcting what turned out to be false claims most probably fueled that feeding frenzy beyond reason. Intentionally or not, it unleashed the hounds on a few people. Those hounds are still out there...still biting...

"When Cary Wiedemann woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin."

But then, after the shock of seeing himself in the mirror for the first time, he realized he rather liked what he saw.

His outward appearance, finally, was in perfect harmony with his inner nature.

And as he scrabbled off he suddenly realized that, for the first time in his life, he was happy. Really happy.

That was years ago -- a lifetime ago. Cary can hardly even remember his former human state, and nor does he miss it.

He lives now "happily ever after," scrabbling through the virtual sewer pipes of Fairfax Underground -- aye, even unto their deepest and darkest depths, where he is, if truth be told, at his very happiest.

The End







































































































































































?

"When Cary Wiedemann woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin."

But then, after the shock of seeing himself in the mirror for the first time, he realized that he rather liked what he saw.

His outward appearance was, finally, in perfect harmony with his inner nature.

And as he scrabbled off he suddenly realized that, perhaps for the first time in his life, he was happy.

Really happy.

That was years ago -- a lifetime. Cary hardly even remembers his former human state, nor does he miss it.

He lives now "happily ever after," scrabbling through the sewage pipes of Fairfax Underground, wending his way 'twixt tampons and turds, ancient condoms and bits of undigested beef -- onward ever onward, aye, even unto the deepest and darkest depths where nor sunlight, nor its remote reflection, hath ever shined, but where he is, truth be told, at his very happiest.

The End







































































































































































?

Ah, the ol' double post, always a sign you are posting from a phone.

eesh Wrote:
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> Ah, the ol' double post, always a sign you are
> posting from a phone.


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Victory for Team Eesh!

Ying Ko Wrote:
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> Victory for Team Eesh!

If that was a metamorphosis reference, it was faggy.

Maybe your mom and dad will listen to you whine...im pretty fucking le tired of it.

the Turing tar baby Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> OP must REALLY hate eesh... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > smh
> >
> > The OP must really hate both eesh and Cary.
> >
> > Let me ask you somehting, OP. If you hate Cary
> so
> > much, why do you continue to post here?
> >
> > His board, his rules.
> >
> > Don't like it, leave.
> >
> > Idiot.
>
> If OP leaves then eesh "wins", because driving the
> OP from Fairfax Underground is one of eesh's
> victory conditions.
>
> So, OP is compelled to keep posting to deny eesh
> his victory.
>
> Of course, this means that OP continues to subject
> himself to eesh's abuse, and in an attempt to
> defend himself, he hurls abuse at eesh.
>
> Since neither eesh nor OP is willing or able to do
> what is necessary to achieve a clear, unambiguous
> victory, they're going to keep figuratively
> throwing their own feces at each other, with the
> ultimate result that the rest of the forum is
> spattered with their shit.
>
> For both eesh and the OP, Fairfax Underground is a
> Turing tar baby. The more they struggle, the more
> trapped they become.



The Hoff is strong with this one!

^ Comedy gold!
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Your assignment, should you choose to accept it:

1) Purchase in hard copy book form (used or new), or print hard copy of the short story, "A Good Man is Hard to Find" by Flannery O'Connor.

Read it.

Re-read it.

Highlight all the remarks/dialogue of the character named "The Misfit" with a yellow-gold highlighter.

Underline with a red felt-tip pen the handful of highlighted sentences which contain the words "pleasure" or "mean" or similar-such words (e.g., "meanness").

EXTRA CREDIT: Tattoo the words "No pleasure but meanness" on your chest. (If necessary, first have any extant tattoos on said chest removed via laser surgery.)

Suggested form of tattoo as follows:

NO PLEASURE
BUT MEANNESS
-Cary

You are free to choose the font of your choice! (Except Helvetica. You may NOT use Helvetica!!!!!!!!!)

2) Read Matthew 25.

Re-read it every day for a month.

3) Read the book "Was Jesus Who He Said He Was?" by Michael Green.

You can likely obtain a used copy of said book on Amazon.com (e.g., at this link (at least, for the moment): http://www.amazon.com/Was-Jesus-Who-He-Said/dp/0892836245)

Read it carefully.

There will be a test.

4) Watch the Alastair Sim version of "A Christmas Carol".

5) Get down on your knees and pray.

And finally, please remember one thing.

It's all love!

Yay!

"P.S. I Love You"*

*(Beatles song)

P.S. "Does it seem right to you, lady, that one is punished a heap and another ain't punished at all?"
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Yah, it do, actually..

FUCK YOU!

BOOM!

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If He did what He said,

then it's nothing for you to do but thow everything away and follow Him,

and if He didn't,

then it's nothing for you to do but enjoy the few minutes you got left the best way you can -- by killing somebody or burning down his house or doing some other meanness to him.

No pleasure but meanness…

Full stop.

The Grandmother (in "A Good Man is Hard to Find") is to The Misfit

What Luke Skywalker is to
      A) The Death Star
      B) The Death Star
      C) The Death Star
      D) The Death Star
      E) The Death Star

Full stop.

This is true. We both know this is true."
-Rawls

how you doing man?



he's done for, trust me. don't worry. e-mail me. it;s all clear now.

"he's done for" ?

Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.

On the other hand -- it ain't over till the fat lady sings, and the fat lady ain't sung yet.*

*This is something a baseball fan might say in the bottom of the ninth inning, when his (or her) team is losing... but... there are still a few outs to go, until it's "over-over."

Until, as Yogi Berra used to say:

rrrrrrrrrrrscccccrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttccccchhhhhhhhhh!

[just think, kids growing up these days'll never understand the scratched-record sound effect gag]

[what a tragedy]

Full stop.

It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra*

*Yes, he - Yogi Berra - said it first, and he said it *a long time* before whatshisname the rockstar said it.

And he was right -- especially about the game of baseball (because as long the game's not over... anything can happen),

But also, too -- and this is what makes Yogi Berra Yogi Berra (and I, [insert name here) actually got his autograph once (!) -- what makes Yogi Berra (perhaps -- nobody's sure) *wise*....

Because........

The phrase can obviously, as well, be applied to... -- LIFE.

Innit?

Yes it is.

YES I CAN

>"retard" smile<

The battle is internal, more...


No external force---no, not even THAT force of which we dare not speak---can really cause the damage we fear. It isn't that fight. Maybe you're right. But..

Think about it.

It's really not the enemy at the gates we should fear. The enemy is already inside. Maybe (he's) not done for. But the point is really....like any terrorist....(he) is not really the enemy.

The fear is the enemy.





You and I and all of us have given the fear too much power over us..



The Fear can't hurt us unless we let it hurt us.






Yes it is safe.
Come out.
Forget this...

............the package is safe.




Under the bench......











got the package





....Under the bench......




..in the park..



the package is good

Pick up the bat-phone...

.