Eli the Trainee -- Probationary Wrote:
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> This looks suspiciously like a "Fox News" thread,
> lacking only the familiar Fox-related
> impedimenta.
plural noun
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1. baggage or other things that retard one's progress, as supplies carried by an army: the impedimenta of the weekend skier.
Origin: 1590-1600; Latin, plural of impedimentum impediment
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Based on the Random House Dictionary, (C) Random House, Inc. 2014.
Examples for impedimenta:
Such archaic hunting impedimenta are now much in demand by collectors.
These impedimenta did not al-ways betoken a thrilling story and a sincere conversion.
> Please note, "Gunny": Spammers cannot avoid the
> ban through the use of sockpuppets.
This ain't no sock puppetry
> That said, who put the body in the dumpster?
>
> Did he actually shoot himself in a dumpster?
No. He shot himself in his apartment and then climbed into the dumpster once he had died
> That was either very considerate, or very
> suspicious, depending on your point of view.
>
> Note to Coroner: Check postmortem lividity
> indicators to see if the body may have been moved.
Note to Eli the Trainee: best of luck in losing your probationary status!