The body of an Ohio State University football player who had been missing for five days was found in Columbus on Sunday, police said.

Kosta Karageorge, a 22-year-old OSU defensive lineman and wrestler who disappeared early Wednesday, was found in a dumpster blocks away from his apartment with an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound, said Sgt. Rich Weiner, a Columbus police spokesman.

Police found a handgun in the dumpster with the body, but they're not sure if it belonged to the athlete. Karageorge was identified by his tattoos, Weiner said during a brief news conference. A woman and her son reported finding the body, according to NBC station WCMH.

Without a gun, this pussy bitch is still alive.

Never run out of spin.

Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people - quite often by accident.

The most important day in your life is the day some gunlover-tard accidentally kills you

This looks suspiciously like a "Fox News" thread, lacking only the familiar Fox-related impedimenta.

Please note, "Gunny": Spammers cannot avoid the ban through the use of sockpuppets.

That said, who put the body in the dumpster?

Did he actually shoot himself in a dumpster?

That was either very considerate, or very suspicious, depending on your point of view.

Note to Coroner: Check postmortem lividity indicators to see if the body may have been moved.

His family is already preparing a lawsuit against Ohio State, his high school, and probably Pop Warner. Blaming multiple concussions over the years.

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Otis the Drunk Wrote:
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> His family is already preparing a lawsuit against
> Ohio State, his high school, and probably Pop
> Warner. Blaming multiple concussions over the
> years.


Yeah? Did Pop Warner and his High School come and yank him out of his house and make him play football?

where were the parents? Wrote:
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> Otis the Drunk Wrote:
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> > His family is already preparing a lawsuit
> against
> > Ohio State, his high school, and probably Pop
> > Warner. Blaming multiple concussions over the
> > years.
>
>
> Yeah? Did Pop Warner and his High School come and
> yank him out of his house and make him play
> football?

Facts are not considered in a lawsuit. They will show a bunch of pictures of him riding a pony and having an ice cream cone. They will omit any references to steroid use as well.

Eli the Trainee -- Probationary Wrote:
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> This looks suspiciously like a "Fox News" thread,
> lacking only the familiar Fox-related
> impedimenta.

plural noun
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1. baggage or other things that retard one's progress, as supplies carried by an army: the impedimenta of the weekend skier.
Origin: 1590-1600; Latin, plural of impedimentum impediment

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Based on the Random House Dictionary, (C) Random House, Inc. 2014.

Examples for impedimenta:
Such archaic hunting impedimenta are now much in demand by collectors.
These impedimenta did not al-ways betoken a thrilling story and a sincere conversion.


> Please note, "Gunny": Spammers cannot avoid the
> ban through the use of sockpuppets.

This ain't no sock puppetry

> That said, who put the body in the dumpster?  
> 
> Did he actually shoot himself in a dumpster?

No. He shot himself in his apartment and then climbed into the dumpster once he had died

> That was either very considerate, or very
> suspicious, depending on your point of view.
> 
> Note to Coroner: Check postmortem lividity
> indicators to see if the body may have been moved.

Note to Eli the Trainee: best of luck in losing your probationary status!

At least he was clean about it. Hop into a dumpster and use a gun. Sounds like a clean way to go.

Or force a guy into a dumpster and shoot him. Perfect murder.

"[impedimenta definition]"

Exactly. I was referring to the baggage (figuratively speaking) you typically dump at the end of your posts, which retards my progress.

Not to mention being a waste of valuable pixels.

"This ain't no sock puppetry"

Referent for "This" ambiguous = non-denial denial.

"No. He shot himself in his apartment and then climbed into the dumpster once he had died"

Good line. Ya got me.

"Note to Eli the Trainee: best of luck in losing your probationary status!"

Thanks.

Another feather in the cap of THE Ohio state university. Fuck them.

Once you make up your mind to commit suicide the manner of death you choose is unimportant.

Perfect Murder Wrote:
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> Or force a guy into a dumpster and shoot him.
> Perfect murder.

+1

Shouldn't that be Columbus police spokesman Sgt. Dick Weiner?

He was adopted. He was originally an exchange student from Korea. His real name is Dick Dong Weiner.

Weapon of choice Wrote:
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> Once you make up your mind to commit suicide the
> manner of death you choose is unimportant.

No, not really. A gun is a particularly attractive suicide weapon.

Never run out of spin.

Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people - quite often by accident.

The most important day in your life is the day some gunlover-tard accidentally kills you

That's the beauty of gun owners.

Many gun owners shoot themselves and take care of the problem.

Should have used the 'hands up, Don't shoot' approach.