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Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Father figure ()
Date: November 30, 2014 01:18PM

I want him to be gay. How do I make him so? Any suggestions?

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Billy`Whack ()
Date: November 30, 2014 01:30PM

You do what my daddy did. Dress me like a girl, shove carrots up my butt. Feed me lots of beans (got to put out that love scent), and greasy food so he can self lubricate. Every time you spank him, say 'who's your daddy'.have your woman teach him the art of make up products. And most important, knock his teeth out so they don't drag. If your gonna make him queer, at least make him a self sufficient one

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Poisson ()
Date: November 30, 2014 03:24PM

Raise him on hair metal.

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: CH3NO2 ()
Date: November 30, 2014 04:55PM

You need advice on advise

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Thats easy ()
Date: November 30, 2014 05:00PM

Send them to any high school in Fairfax. 95% chance they will be gay by their senior year.

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: FrankRizzo ()
Date: November 30, 2014 05:19PM

And his girlfriend will kill herself. OP is fagit.

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: My daddy said... ()
Date: November 30, 2014 05:54PM

Whatever you do, don't take your son to a Meade concert. Your son will turn into a 100% testerone packed he-man a-chasin' after poontang once he sees virile Meade on the stage...

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 30, 2014 08:13PM

Don't stop there; make your son into a pangender sapiosexual.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Ugh the giant caveman ()
Date: November 30, 2014 08:34PM

Just do what your daddy did.

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Caan ()
Date: November 30, 2014 08:36PM

Make him watch meatspin 3 days straight. He will surely turn out gay.

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 30, 2014 08:48PM

Send him to Catholic church and let him be an altar boy.

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: November 30, 2014 08:59PM

Make him read all of Gerrymanders2 posts.

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Flower shop ()
Date: November 30, 2014 10:49PM

Make sure he only listens to music by Queen, Elton John and boy bands!

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Billy`Whack ()
Date: December 01, 2014 11:08AM

Slap my butt and call me sissy

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Billy Whack ()
Date: December 01, 2014 11:25AM

let him stay with this bitch.

He will also teach him to stalk real men!

FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!



Billy`Whack Wrote:
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> Slap my butt and call me sissy

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Billy`Whack ()
Date: December 01, 2014 11:37AM

Billy Whack Wrote:
I can teach him all I know. I'm a professional

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: confused ()
Date: December 01, 2014 11:40AM

Billy Whack Wrote:
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> let him stay with this bitch.
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> He will also teach him to stalk real men!
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> FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!



Who are you calling gay? Only gay posts I see come from you.

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Re: Need advise - how do I make sure my son turns out gay?
Posted by: Beiber too ()
Date: December 01, 2014 11:41AM

fill his playlist with Lady Ga Ga songs

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