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dead mama jokes
Posted by: oBITCHuary ()
Date: November 22, 2014 12:38AM

Your mama is so dead..



You can't spell oBITCHuary without her

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: That was dumb ()
Date: November 22, 2014 12:39AM

Your momma is so dead, her ashes and dust can blow away better than her mouth did! Oooh

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: Dead mama's pussy so dry ()
Date: November 22, 2014 12:39AM

She douches with Endust.

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: LOLOL EESH ()
Date: November 22, 2014 12:42AM

Your mother is so dead, nobody remembers her, not even your dad, and even you forget about her sometimes, but we're here to constantly remind you everyday for the rest of your life.

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: Stiffy ()
Date: November 22, 2014 12:43AM

Yo mama's so dead, that when your father's girlfriend said "I need a stiff one", your father gave her yo mama

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: Dr Seuss ()
Date: November 22, 2014 12:44AM

Yo mama so dead that Dr Seuss wrote a book about her, "One bitch Two bitch Dead Bitch Blue Bitch"

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: maggot puzzy ()
Date: November 22, 2014 12:47AM

your mommas so dead even maggots think her pussy stinks

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: board ()
Date: November 22, 2014 12:50AM

sex with your mom last night was bad! she was stiff as a board!

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: libs hate america. ()
Date: November 22, 2014 12:51AM

Your mom's so dead she's Al Gore's personality!

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: Sorta ()
Date: November 22, 2014 11:45AM

libs hate america. Wrote:
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> Your mom's so dead she's Al Gore's personality!


That was funny

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: K & B ()
Date: October 13, 2016 02:49PM

*Mom's are dead*

Reply to everything with, "My mom's dead."

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: dddffg ()
Date: October 13, 2016 03:16PM

U guys makin fun of eesh, I imagine cartman sayin these jokes

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: Correction ()
Date: October 13, 2016 05:35PM

I think *he* is making fun of eesh's mom. As much of an annoying ignorant person as eesh is, and as much as I don't like him, I have up say this is fucked up. You know who you are

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: Grandfather is dead ()
Date: October 13, 2016 05:38PM

How about some "dead grandfather is a pedophile" jokes?

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: dead mama ()
Date: October 13, 2016 05:41PM

Yo mama so dead its like this
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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: Omg... ()
Date: October 13, 2016 06:53PM

That picture is truly terrifying. Is that what she looks like up close?

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: dog ()
Date: July 11, 2017 06:46PM

your mom is so dead jeffry domer wouldnt eat her out

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: dog ()
Date: July 11, 2017 06:48PM

your mom is so dead her favorite outfit is a body bag

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: dog ()
Date: July 11, 2017 06:51PM

Jerry Garcia changed the name of his band to grateful your mom

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Re: dead mama jokes
Posted by: dog ()
Date: July 11, 2017 06:53PM

your mom is so dead she slept with every guy at the grave yard

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