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We exist to fuck, and then fuck some more
Posted by: Plato ()
Date: November 15, 2014 04:34PM

If you really think about it, pretty much everything we do revolves around getting laid.

Why do we work a job? To have nice stuff.

Why do we want nice stuff? Women like nice stuff.

Why do we want women? They make our pricks feel nice.

Once we all start inevitably fucking Japanese sex robots, every guy will drive a Toyota Yaris and live in a shitty studio apartment.

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Re: We exist to fuck, and then fuck some more
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: November 15, 2014 04:47PM

Speak for yourself, nothing will ever beat real live PoonTang

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Re: We exist to fuck, and then fuck some more
Posted by: ;adsfk ()
Date: November 15, 2014 05:46PM

Back-N-Tyme Wrote:
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> Speak for yourself, nothing will ever beat real
> live PoonTang

Enjoy getting nagged constantly and dragged along to things you don't wanna do.

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Re: We exist to fuck, and then fuck some more
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: November 15, 2014 06:44PM

Not me Buddy that lasted 5 years.

You just have to lay the ground rules and make sure they understand them



;adsfk Wrote:
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> Enjoy getting nagged constantly and dragged along
> to things you don't wanna do.

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Re: We exist to fuck, and then fuck some more
Posted by: akjf;dsl ()
Date: November 15, 2014 06:51PM

Back-N-Tyme Wrote:
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> You just have to lay the ground rules and make
> sure they understand them

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Re: We exist to fuck, and then fuck some more
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: November 15, 2014 06:57PM

LMAO!!

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Re: We exist to fuck, and then fuck some more
Posted by: Old Guy ()
Date: November 15, 2014 08:23PM

There comes a point in a man's life when a woman just in't worth it anymore and giving away 50% of your net worth looks like a fair deal just to get the bitch off your back.

They have a 2 inch mucous producing membrane that's:
- not worth the headaches during the week they have PMS,
- not worth anything during the week they are on the injured reserve,

If your cable was out 50% of the time would you pay the whole bill month after month after month?

Yes men exist to fuck - 100% of the time. Not 50% and not with all that whining, bitching, and nagging.

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Re: We exist to fuck, and then fuck some more
Posted by: anonimnyy Rossii ()
Date: November 15, 2014 08:44PM

fuck on

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Re: We exist to fuck, and then fuck some more
Posted by: Jay Tee ()
Date: November 15, 2014 09:30PM

anonimnyy Rossii Wrote:
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> fuck on


Rock on !! !!
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