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Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: Asshole Spotters Taint ()
Date: November 08, 2014 09:32AM

Question for all you FFXU trolls, Asshole Spotter always wipes his ass from the back to front leaving dingle-berries on me until the next shower. That is annoying to me and want to know from the brain trust the proper method of wiping - is it different for a gal than guy? What if you are a hermaphrodite like AS?

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: M6K4k ()
Date: November 08, 2014 09:44AM

I've got this problem where it always takes me forever to wipe. I usually go front to back, but back to front seems to remedy my issue. I'd say a combination of both leads to the least shitty ass.

Also, off topic.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: du ;o ()
Date: November 08, 2014 09:53AM

Ass Wipe 101

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: My Solution ()
Date: November 08, 2014 10:06AM

Baby wipes! Costco's are good.

I keep a pack at my desk at work, where it's ok to flush them. I never flush them at home as I don't want the problems they cause in the plumbing.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: Big and Black ()
Date: November 08, 2014 12:02PM

eeshs tongue for me!

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: November 08, 2014 02:15PM

Fat people with little arms can't reach think how their taint feels.
Nip

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: DCProf ()
Date: November 08, 2014 02:40PM

My Solution Wrote:
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> Baby wipes! Costco's are good.
>
> I keep a pack at my desk at work, where it's ok to
> flush them. I never flush them at home as I don't
> want the problems they cause in the plumbing.

Agreed...it's a pretty easy solution. Although the plumbing issue is weird, you must live in a really old house. They're made for flushing, unless you live in Europe I guess.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: Bud Hoal... ()
Date: November 08, 2014 03:34PM

Having a diet that is void of dairy, breads, and sweets, I normally have a wipeless, clean drop...like a dog.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: drrrrrrrrrumkkkkugr ()
Date: November 09, 2014 06:44AM

Fro mmt tu bscj

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: Sonny Drysdale ()
Date: November 09, 2014 10:50AM

The blind use the sniff test

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: Tommy Callahan ()
Date: November 09, 2014 11:03AM

What about when you're wearing a little coat? You can't reach around. You have to bend over and stick your head right up.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: tarbutt ()
Date: November 09, 2014 11:10AM

Its hard to wipe when you have hooves instead of hands

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 09, 2014 11:13AM

Tommy Callahan Wrote:
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> What about when you're wearing a little coat? You
> can't reach around. You have to bend over and
> stick your head right up.


take the little coat off before shitting? although i will concur, wearing long sleeves (to cover my track marks and previous suicide attempts) brings forth a side of conscientious wiping. butt in the long run... 3-4 balls of toilet paper from back to front normally works best for me. pressure varies depending on frequency of shitting.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: T Rex ()
Date: November 09, 2014 11:26AM

I use sheep to wipe my ass, sometimes it takes 2 or 3 to feel clean.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: shitter ()
Date: November 09, 2014 12:04PM

Those things really aren't safe for flushing, despite what their manufacturers say. They are causing major problems in sewage systems. Taking a quick shower after you shit is the best solution, imho.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/flushable-personal-wipes-clogging-sewer-systems-utilities-say/2013/09/06/9efac4e6-157a-11e3-a2ec-b47e45e6f8ef_story.html


DCProf Wrote:
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> My Solution Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Baby wipes! Costco's are good.
> >
> > I keep a pack at my desk at work, where it's ok
> to
> > flush them. I never flush them at home as I
> don't
> > want the problems they cause in the plumbing.
>
> Agreed...it's a pretty easy solution. Although
> the plumbing issue is weird, you must live in a
> really old house. They're made for flushing,
> unless you live in Europe I guess.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: Ray Zalinsky ()
Date: November 09, 2014 12:46PM

I make wipers for the average working man because that's what I am.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: clean butt ()
Date: November 09, 2014 02:20PM

I have five cleanbutt automatic toilet seats in my house. They are sweet!

http://www.cleanbutt.com/

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 09, 2014 03:40PM

I use Huggies Simply Clean, so much better than toilet paper. I enjoy having an immaculate rectum.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Proper wiping when going #2
Posted by: He got you huh ()
Date: November 09, 2014 07:12PM

Asshole Spotters Taint Wrote:
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> Question for all you FFXU trolls, Asshole Spotter
> always wipes his ass from the back to front
> leaving dingle-berries on me until the next
> shower. That is annoying to me and want to know
> from the brain trust the proper method of wiping -
> is it different for a gal than guy? What if you
> are a hermaphrodite like AS?


OP
Why so butt hurt?

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