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Have you / would you consider buying gifts for women you consider way out of your league just to get sex from them? Say you knew they didn't want a relationship and you came over with a good bottle of wine and a nice pair of shoes or something for them and they put out.
SexiLexi Wrote:
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> Have you / would you consider buying gifts for
> women you consider way out of your league just to
> get sex from them?
NO. Been there, done that. They're just using you.
> Say you knew they didn't want
> a relationship and you came over with a good
> bottle of wine and a nice pair of shoes or
> something for them and they put out.
^^^^
OP thats what you'll get if you take this route. Why would you buy a woman things like shoes and how would you know what size to get and if they were to big you would never be getting any pussy. Ask her out if yes dinner get to know see if compatible hit it off have fun get pussy. At least thats the way it worked back in the day. The person WILL take the wine and gift. Drinl the wine. Take the gift back for either exchange or refund. Laugh at you for being so desperate and go get her BF to supply the lovin. Shes out of your league for a reason.
Hope this helps.
Nip
Nip Wrote:
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> ^^^^
> OP thats what you'll get if you take this route.
> Why would you buy a woman things like shoes and
> how would you know what size to get and if they
> were to big you would never be getting any pussy.
> Ask her out if yes dinner get to know see if
> compatible hit it off have fun get pussy. At least
> thats the way it worked back in the day. The
> person WILL take the wine and gift. Drinl the
> wine. Take the gift back for either exchange or
> refund. Laugh at you for being so desperate and go
> get her BF to supply the lovin. Shes out of your
> league for a reason.
> Hope this helps.
> Nip
Your comment is slightly incoherent, I am female, so I didn't heed any good advice from it. This is quite common in NY. And of course the people know each other in advance, said female mentions she LOVES some shoes, purse, etc. Rich old banker dude just happens to show up to her apt late on a Tues evening with the mentioned article. Then.. bam..waahmm.. boom! 60sec magic happens and momma's got herself a new pair of shoes.
I was just wondering if lame IT guys around NoVA did the same thing.
SexiLexi Wrote:
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> Nip Wrote:
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> > ^^^^
> > OP thats what you'll get if you take this
> route.
> > Why would you buy a woman things like shoes and
> > how would you know what size to get and if they
> > were to big you would never be getting any
> pussy.
> > Ask her out if yes dinner get to know see if
> > compatible hit it off have fun get pussy. At
> least
> > thats the way it worked back in the day. The
> > person WILL take the wine and gift. Drinl the
> > wine. Take the gift back for either exchange or
> > refund. Laugh at you for being so desperate and
> go
> > get her BF to supply the lovin. Shes out of
> your
> > league for a reason.
> > Hope this helps.
> > Nip
>
> Your comment is slightly incoherent, I am female,
> so I didn't heed any good advice from it. This is
> quite common in NY. And of course the people know
> each other in advance, said female mentions she
> LOVES some shoes, purse, etc. Rich old banker
> dude just happens to show up to her apt late on a
> Tues evening with the mentioned article. Then..
> bam..waahmm.. boom! 60sec magic happens and
> momma's got herself a new pair of shoes.
>
> I was just wondering if lame IT guys around NoVA
> did the same thing.
Oh I think I understand now. What you are saying is you would sleep with a guy your dads age if he showed up at your place with a pair of shoes as long as you knew who he was. Say a co-worker or one of your parents friends they play gin with on Thursday nights. What if you don't like his taste in shoes and would never wear them?
Or
What if you got with an older well established gentleman who had the means to keep you comfortable, nice apartment rent paid on time all utilities and a small monthly sty-pen with the only caveat being you need to be there three to four nights a month when he is in town? then when he leaves you go buy shoes you like with the $$ he left on the night stand? Other than that no strings.
This is a more likely scenario and way less risk of getting STDs.
Nip
Pap Warner Wrote:
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> I'm not a doctor, but I learn fast.
>
> I'd love to perform a Pap Schmear for you, Alias
> baby.
>
> Come here, slip into these stirrups.
Alias Wrote:
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> Mark Uterus is a fagit.
>
> Boring, talking about women's pap smears...
>
> BUT, the bore forgets to mention that Obamcare
> will only cover a pap smear every 3 to 5 years.
>
> Fagit and liar.
You won the elections Alias, yet you are still here angry and consumed with bitterness. No wonder your husband left you for someone younger and prettier.
eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Mark Uterus is a fagit.
> >
> > Boring, talking about women's pap smears...
> >
> > BUT, the bore forgets to mention that Obamcare
> > will only cover a pap smear every 3 to 5 years.
> >
> > Fagit and liar.
>
> You won the elections Alias, yet you are still
> here angry and consumed with bitterness. No wonder
> your husband left you for someone younger and
> prettier.
Alias didn't win an election, you dumbass. She wasn't running for office.
Unlike you with your naive belief that government can substitute for the father you never had, Alias distrusts government and views it as a necessary EVIL.
Government officials are robotic slaves with average intelligence and the president is a servant, not a King.
>I'm out of most men's league, but I don't mind them buying me shoes and wine. I don't do anything sexual though.
Shoes? Really? I parted with no less than two well-worn denim jackets as nuptial gifts and plenty of wine, but never thought to buy someone pumps. How the hell do you know what a woman's gonna like?
You BABY Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mark Uterus is a fagit.
> > >
> > > Boring, talking about women's pap smears...
> > >
> > > BUT, the bore forgets to mention that
> Obamcare
> > > will only cover a pap smear every 3 to 5
> years.
> > >
> > > Fagit and liar.
> >
>
> > You won the elections Alias, yet you are still
> > here angry and consumed with bitterness. No
> wonder
> > your husband left you for someone younger and
> > prettier.
>
>
> Alias didn't win an election,
abelard Wrote:
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> >I'm out of most men's league, but I don't mind
> them buying me shoes and wine. I don't do anything
> sexual though.
>
> Shoes? Really? I parted with no less than two
> well-worn denim jackets as nuptial gifts and
> plenty of wine, but never thought to buy someone
> pumps. How the hell do you know what a woman's
> gonna like?
You're just now learning that women love shoes? okaaaaay.
You BABY Wrote:
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> Alias didn't win an election, you dumbass. She
> wasn't running for office.
>
> Unlike you with your naive belief that government
> can substitute for the father you never had, Alias
> distrusts government and views it as a necessary
> EVIL.
Talking about yourself in the third person again, I see. It's striking the comment you made about never having a father; people often see things from their own perspective, and it's notable that not having a father is on the top of your mind.
Eesh its a given that women love shoes but how do you know what to get them and the right size? If you buy them to big they get pissed and if they are to small or is it just get them anything as long as it's expensive and they will return them? Regardless I like the old fasion way of meeting woman and the spontaneity of the first eye contact / attraction that leads to conversation then coffee then the first date then the heavy ass reaming the is inevitable.
BTW when you going to post the next art project. The last one was great!
Nip
>You're just now learning that women love shoes? okaaaaay.
Clearly you've been shoplifting in the wrong department, Eesh. Women's shoes come in a variety of sizes and styles, subject to a woman's varying tastes. Makes for good viewing (if you're into that sorta thing) but a nightmare for gift shopping.
>Clearly, you would take the woman to the mall, let her try on the shoes all day long, and buy them for her.
That's what a woman's mom does for her, not her paramour. That you don't know that tell me a lot about you.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/07/2014 03:11PM by abelard.
Creepy Wrote:
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> I would be seriously creeped out if someone bought
> me shoes. Screams foot fetish to me.
abelard Wrote:
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> >You're just now learning that women love shoes?
> okaaaaay.
>
> Clearly you've been shoplifting in the wrong
> department, Eesh. Women's shoes come in a variety
> of sizes and styles, subject to a woman's varying
> tastes. Makes for good viewing (if you're into
> that sorta thing) but a nightmare for gift
> shopping.
>
> >Clearly, you would take the woman to the mall,
> let her try on the shoes all day long, and buy
> them for her.
>
> That's what a woman's mom does for her, not
> her paramour. That you don't know that tell me a
> lot about you.
abelard Wrote:
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> >You're just now learning that women love shoes?
> okaaaaay.
>
> Clearly you've been shoplifting in the wrong
> department, Eesh.