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I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Urban cyclist ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:18AM

Got tired of angry drivers so carry my mini 9 on my left hip where drivers can see it. No more people honking or yelling. A lot of peps do slow down though. So glad I live in Virginia where our 2nd Amendment rights are strong.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Road rage ronnie ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:20AM

Urban cyclist Wrote:
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> Got tired of angry drivers so carry my mini 9 on
> my left hip where drivers can see it. No more
> people honking or yelling. A lot of peps do slow
> down though. So glad I live in Virginia where our
> 2nd Amendment rights are strong.


This is good, you won’t see the car coming now.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: good one. ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:26AM

Road rage ronnie Wrote:
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> Urban cyclist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got tired of angry drivers so carry my mini 9
> on
> > my left hip where drivers can see it. No more
> > people honking or yelling. A lot of peps do
> slow
> > down though. So glad I live in Virginia where
> our
> > 2nd Amendment rights are strong.
>
>
> This is good, you won’t see the car coming now.

lol good one. I also have cameras front and rear so you better stop to get those after you run me over. Better hope Im dead or unconscious because Ill empty my magazine in your center body mass.

So far every driver I call out is a pussy.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Road kill ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:32AM

good one. Wrote:
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> Road rage ronnie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Urban cyclist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got tired of angry drivers so carry my mini 9
> > on
> > > my left hip where drivers can see it. No
> more
> > > people honking or yelling. A lot of peps do
> > slow
> > > down though. So glad I live in Virginia
> where
> > our
> > > 2nd Amendment rights are strong.
> >
> >
> > This is good, you won’t see the car coming
> now.
>
> lol good one. I also have cameras front and rear
> so you better stop to get those after you run me
> over. Better hope Im dead or unconscious because
> Ill empty my magazine in your center body mass.
>
> So far every driver I call out is a pussy.

What a loser, someone out to instigate others with your BB gun.
All cuz you are slowing down the flow of traffic on your tricycle

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Runnerer overer of buttwipes ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:40AM

good one. Wrote:
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> Road rage ronnie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Urban cyclist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Got tired of angry drivers so carry my mini 9
> > on
> > > my left hip where drivers can see it. No
> more
> > >
> >
> > > So glad I live in Virginia
> where
> > our
> > > 2nd Amendment rights are strong.
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> So far every driver I call out is a pussy.



When I drive my car, my brother or wife rides shotgun, literally. Reach for that nasty little nine and see if you don't get a face full of target clay, on a good day, for you, that is. At just about point blank range, target clay probably won't kill you, but, it will make you wish it had. On a bad day, for you, that is, you get a face full of double-ought.

You won't get a chance to pussy out with me, Bro. or wifey. See, we don't play with firearms. When we take out a firearm, we intend to use it.

Yup, it's a good thing VA protects our 2A Rights.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: 10 foot rule ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:40AM

Road kill Wrote:
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> good one. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Road rage ronnie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Urban cyclist Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Got tired of angry drivers so carry my mini
> 9
> > > on
> > > > my left hip where drivers can see it. No
> > more
> > > > people honking or yelling. A lot of peps
> do
> > > slow
> > > > down though. So glad I live in Virginia
> > where
> > > our
> > > > 2nd Amendment rights are strong.
> > >
> > >
> > > This is good, you won’t see the car coming
> > now.
> >
> > lol good one. I also have cameras front and
> rear
> > so you better stop to get those after you run
> me
> > over. Better hope Im dead or unconscious
> because
> > Ill empty my magazine in your center body mass.
> >
> > So far every driver I call out is a pussy.
>
> What a loser, someone out to instigate others with
> your BB gun.
> All cuz you are slowing down the flow of traffic
> on your tricycle


I carry because people like you think riding a bike is some instigation, some attack on drivers. Amazes me. Im sad its come to this but I will defend myself. My preferred weapon is a colt .45 but thats just too uncomfortable on the bike. My 9 is pretty effective within 10 feet - thats the defensive area I expect in a road confrontation.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Pointer outer of more things ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:45AM

Urban cyclist Wrote:
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> Got tired of angry drivers so carry my mini 9 on
> my left hip where drivers can see it. No more
> people honking or yelling. A lot of peps do slow
> down though. So glad I live in Virginia where our
> 2nd Amendment rights are strong.


obviously some asswipe spandex boy.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Non licensed wet back ()
Date: May 30, 2019 09:03AM

LOOK AT ME, IM CYCLING WITH A GUN. You can’t beep at me, I have a gun.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Laughing at spandex boy ()
Date: May 30, 2019 09:06AM

The image is so funny. Cuck spandex faggoty helmet wanna be tough guy tries to shoot at a car while riding his faggoty bike and crash’s into a tree and dies. So funny. Stupid biketard.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Justifiable Humorcide? ()
Date: May 30, 2019 10:44AM

I'd pay top dollar to see a stupid fat fuck in tight yoga pants on a push bike pull out his pea shooter on a soccer mom in a minivan full of school children because she honked and they had to pull over because they were laughing so hard.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: CincinnatiKid ()
Date: May 30, 2019 10:52AM

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: WTWCM ()
Date: May 30, 2019 10:52AM

If you concede that average people view your riding your toy on the streets as instigation, why do you continue to do it?

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Another GGP thread ()
Date: May 30, 2019 10:57AM

This has GGP written all over it

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: defensive weapon ()
Date: May 30, 2019 01:36PM

Runnerer overer of buttwipes Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> good one. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Road rage ronnie Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Urban cyclist Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Got tired of angry drivers so carry my mini
> 9
> > > on
> > > > my left hip where drivers can see it. No
> > more
> > > >
> > >
> > > > So glad I live in Virginia
> > where
> > > our
> > > > 2nd Amendment rights are strong.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > So far every driver I call out is a pussy.
>
>
>
> When I drive my car, my brother or wife rides
> shotgun, literally. Reach for that nasty little
> nine and see if you don't get a face full of
> target clay, on a good day, for you, that is. At
> just about point blank range, target clay probably
> won't kill you, but, it will make you wish it had.
> On a bad day, for you, that is, you get a face
> full of double-ought.
>
> You won't get a chance to pussy out with me, Bro.
> or wifey. See, we don't play with firearms. When
> we take out a firearm, we intend to use it.
>
> Yup, it's a good thing VA protects our 2A Rights.

Its a defensive measure - I would not 'pull' it on you in your car or even if you started approaching me. Id warn you then fire - 'brandishing' is illegal. Im sorry your life is so fragile you only go out in your vehicle with someone else and that they have to be armed to protect you. You know an active life including exercise like cycling might help you feel less anxious.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: go for a walk ()
Date: May 30, 2019 01:38PM

WTWCM Wrote:
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> If you concede that average people view your
> riding your toy on the streets as instigation, why
> do you continue to do it?


I log about 3-5k miles a year - I do it as a form of exercise. Exercise - you might try it then you would understand.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Bicycle built for too ()
Date: May 30, 2019 01:42PM

I’m the baddest motherfucker in NoVa. You chickenshit can post about your guns but in reality, nothing but a bunch of pussies. Suck my dildoe.
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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Stoooop it ()
Date: May 30, 2019 01:43PM

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: gaydar screaming ()
Date: May 30, 2019 04:03PM

Clearly fake OP post.

Those faggots are so fucking scared of guns. They shit their spandex and drive their little trikes in the woods when a car backfires.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: T7HYC ()
Date: May 30, 2019 04:07PM

go for a walk Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> WTWCM Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you concede that average people view your
> > riding your toy on the streets as instigation,
> why
> > do you continue to do it?
>
>
> I log about 3-5k miles a year - I do it as a form
> of exercise. Exercise - you might try it then you
> would understand.

So you feel okay about causing a traffic hazard and endangering yourself and many, many others because you can't think of a different, safe way to exercise? Or are you just so self-centered that you don't care? And you wonder why people hate you.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: I fuck with cyclists like OP ()
Date: May 31, 2019 12:11AM

When I have to pass them on a rainy day, I always time things so I can spray them with water or mud. Can't pull out a gun for that.......

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Trollin Trollin Trollin ()
Date: May 31, 2019 12:51AM

Oh the lame are trolling , keeping those suckers boiling rawhide

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: They are the Dolezals of cycling ()
Date: May 31, 2019 02:24AM

I have tried and tried to find a rational argument for allowing a conveyance that can't maintain half the legal speed limit (my anecdotal pacing of the average cyclist shows that most of them are traveling well below 15mph, and even the 50-year-old, lycra-clad Armstrong wannabes can't break 20mph) to mingle with cars. It simply doesn't make sense, and I want it to, because it scares me that society has reached a point where it is now advocating for irrational public policy simply because a small, vocal, militant minority has managed to conflate it with "social justice." What's even more insane are the "take the center" laws, where cyclists are allowed to ride in the middle of the lane. It's simply irrational, and there isn't a solid argument to be made for it. Further more, as a cyclist myself, I find it astonishing that people who accuse motorists of being terrorists actually WANT to put themselves in a position so that those they accuse of being terrorists can harm them. I wouldn't trust a total stranger to hold my wallet for five minutes - why would I trust a total stranger with my life? That's why I stick to trails - there are lots of them in the area, and the only threat to me are stupid pedestrians and other cyclists (the closest I've ever come to being killed while on a bike was the result of another cyclist riding on the left side of the trail through a blind curve, forcing me to leave the trail at 20mph and flying within six inches of hitting a tree face-first. I was going to beat the living shit out of him, but he was so terrified of me and apologized so profusely that I let him go. If he had given me ONE word of sass, it would have been the end of his life.)

I have concluded that these militants are actually suffering from truly pathological white guilt (and I don't use that accusation as a pejorative - I sincerely think they are mentally ill), and that by framing the issue as a matter of "cyclist rights," they get to sooth their self-hate by claiming membership to an oppressed class. Now they can say, "I can relate to blacks who fought for civil rights, because I'm also an oppressed class fighting for equal rights - the right to ride my bike in the middle of the road, upholding traffic and unnecessarily risking my life." It's akin to that white woman who pretended to be black.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Ejjdd ()
Date: May 31, 2019 03:06AM

I had a friend who would pass cyclists and hit them with wiffleball bat.
He also liked to roll bowling balls down a busy steep grade road.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Giver of plus ones ()
Date: May 31, 2019 10:08AM

They are the Dolezals of cycling Wrote:
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> I have tried and tried to find a rational argument
> for allowing a conveyance that can't maintain half
> the legal speed limit (my anecdotal pacing of the
> average cyclist shows that most of them are
> traveling well below 15mph, and even the
> 50-year-old, lycra-clad Armstrong wannabes can't
> break 20mph) to mingle with cars. It simply
> doesn't make sense, and I want it to, because it
> scares me that society has reached a point where
> it is now advocating for irrational public policy
> simply because a small, vocal, militant minority
> has managed to conflate it with "social justice."
> What's even more insane are the "take the center"
> laws, where cyclists are allowed to ride in the
> middle of the lane. It's simply irrational, and
> there isn't a solid argument to be made for it.
> Further more, as a cyclist myself, I find it
> astonishing that people who accuse motorists of
> being terrorists actually WANT to put themselves
> in a position so that those they accuse of being
> terrorists can harm them. I wouldn't trust a
> total stranger to hold my wallet for five minutes
> - why would I trust a total stranger with my life?
> That's why I stick to trails - there are lots of
> them in the area, and the only threat to me are
> stupid pedestrians and other cyclists (the closest
> I've ever come to being killed while on a bike was
> the result of another cyclist riding on the left
> side of the trail through a blind curve, forcing
> me to leave the trail at 20mph and flying within
> six inches of hitting a tree face-first. I was
> going to beat the living shit out of him, but he
> was so terrified of me and apologized so profusely
> that I let him go. If he had given me ONE word of
> sass, it would have been the end of his life.)
>
> I have concluded that these militants are actually
> suffering from truly pathological white guilt (and
> I don't use that accusation as a pejorative - I
> sincerely think they are mentally ill), and that
> by framing the issue as a matter of "cyclist
> rights," they get to sooth their self-hate by
> claiming membership to an oppressed class. Now
> they can say, "I can relate to blacks who fought
> for civil rights, because I'm also an oppressed
> class fighting for equal rights - the right to
> ride my bike in the middle of the road, upholding
> traffic and unnecessarily risking my life." It's
> akin to that white woman who pretended to be
> black.


+1

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: UltraRight ()
Date: February 08, 2020 09:53AM

I dunno, maybe he's training for something? I mean the guy sound weird but heck maybe he needs to work on his timing or something.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: Liquidat1on ()
Date: February 08, 2020 10:00AM

True to that. I had a friend who was a cyclist and he would go to work and move around town on a bicycle. I thought it was weird at first but then you kind of get used to it. He would train a lot and work on things like stamina and muscle mass. He always timed himself and always tried to improve his overall result. He even made a specific time trial training plan with one of his coaches, so that he could always keep track of what his overall results were like (time and distance wise). I know that some people find it strange but it worked for him and he never got stuck in traffic. Plus the guy was in great shape. So you know to each his own I would say



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/08/2020 10:02AM by Liquidat1on.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: bikerdon ()
Date: February 08, 2020 04:38PM

lol I had a guy in NJ threaten me with his piece from a pickup truck on an empty country road. Idiot didnt seem to realize he could have just run me over and never been charged - why the firearm?

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: if people are honking... ()
Date: February 08, 2020 04:44PM

you are in the way.

Fuck with me, and I will run you off the road.

You won't have time to fiddle fuck around with a pistol - you need to be focussed on keeping your bike under some semblance of control as you go careening into the ditch.

And, I know how to rig the 'accident' such that it all appears to have been caused by your negligence.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: internet tough guy ()
Date: February 08, 2020 04:50PM

if people are honking... Wrote:
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> you are in the way.
>
> Fuck with me, and I will run you off the road.
>
> You won't have time to fiddle fuck around with a
> pistol - you need to be focussed on keeping your
> bike under some semblance of control as you go
> careening into the ditch.
>
> And, I know how to rig the 'accident' such that it
> all appears to have been caused by your
> negligence.


You sound like a very tough character in pretend chat world. BTW you dont need to rig jack shit - you can kill cyclists or pedestrians and rarely will you incur even a fine.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: This will hurt your feelings but ()
Date: February 08, 2020 04:51PM

The streets/road are for cars. The sidewalk is for bikes/pedestrians. If you are using a mode of transportation that cannot keep pace with a car, you don't belong on the road.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: TLBC6 ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:35PM

T7HYC Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> go for a walk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WTWCM Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you concede that average people view your
> > > riding your toy on the streets as
> instigation,
> > why
> > > do you continue to do it?
> >
> >
> > I log about 3-5k miles a year - I do it as a
> form
> > of exercise. Exercise - you might try it then
> you
> > would understand.
>
> So you feel okay about causing a traffic hazard
> and endangering yourself and many, many others
> because you can't think of a different, safe way
> to exercise? Or are you just so self-centered
> that you don't care? And you wonder why people
> hate you.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:47PM

These bikers are packing. Openly
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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: sneak up behind.... ()
Date: February 09, 2020 05:50PM

and start blasting your horn. The biker will reflexively panic and go careening off into the ditch.

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Re: I Open Carry Cycling Now
Posted by: DIE SPAMMER!!!!! ()
Date: November 29, 2022 07:16AM

Liquidat1on Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> True to that. I had a friend who was a cyclist and
> he would go to work and move around town on a
> bicycle. I thought it was weird at first but then
> you kind of get used to it. He would train a lot
> and work on things like stamina and muscle mass.
> He always timed himself and always tried to
> improve his overall result. He even made a
> specific href="https://sportcoaching.co.nz/cycling-time-tri
> al-training-workouts/">time trial training
> plan
with one of his coaches, so that he could
> always keep track of what his overall results were
> like (time and distance wise). I know that some
> people find it strange but it worked for him and
> he never got stuck in traffic. Plus the guy was in
> great shape. So you know to each his own I would
> say



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