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Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Somali Mann ()
Date: October 02, 2014 03:25PM

Anyone into it?

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Give it a try ()
Date: October 02, 2014 03:33PM

He seems to always be drunk...
Interesting show however if you are interested in food from other cultures

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Yepperss ()
Date: October 02, 2014 04:02PM

Give it a try Wrote:
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> He seems to always be drunk...
> Interesting show however if you are interested in
> food from other cultures


His wife is hot.... Mixed martial arts master or something..I would not want to piss her off, she is like half his age.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: October 02, 2014 04:14PM

Yeah big fan of it.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Somali Mann ()
Date: October 02, 2014 04:16PM

Well in one of his shows, he said he never drinks at home, or anywhere else, except when he's doing shows. I wouldn't call that drunk, because if someone was drunk, they'd be slurring their speech. But he seems sober to me.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: October 02, 2014 04:25PM

He was a HUGE party animal like any other in the Rest. Biz was in that time period.

He's kicked Heroin and Cigs two of the hardest thing to quit.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: the guy is a loser ()
Date: October 02, 2014 04:49PM

Just about anyone could do what he does, he has a huge support infrastructure to make those shows.

Anyone with that kind of drug history is probably also a complete loser.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: October 02, 2014 05:26PM

Yeah what a Loser.

Fresh multimillion dollar contract with CNN, young hot wife along with a beautiful young child.

Yep he's pathetic!

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: 9hdjC ()
Date: October 02, 2014 05:47PM

Back-N-Tyme Wrote:
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> Yeah what a Loser.
>
> Fresh multimillion dollar contract with CNN, young
> hot wife along with a beautiful young child.
>
> Yep he's pathetic!

Yea...How can I be rich with a hot young wife Pathetic also?

Damn,
I am the other kind of pathetic.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: No Reservations ()
Date: October 02, 2014 05:59PM

I think he is a bit of a jerk but I admit I do like his shows. He also seems to have matured with age. The programs are well made and veer off to some pretty exotic and unique locations other travel/cooking shows avoid.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: FusilliJerry ()
Date: October 02, 2014 09:38PM

His CNN series is OK, I don't think it is as good as his other series, but I think it is getting better. Seems like he tried to roll too much news into it because it was CNN, but it looks like he is going back to the old formula that made him popular, food with a little bit of news.

Though, the CNN series has more risque subjects than the Travle Channel series. Japan and the counter culture there and saw he and a friend get all hammered and end up in a ladyboy caberet somewhere in Thailand.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 02, 2014 09:41PM

bourdain actually has style, gives an honest review, and can artfully speak his mind. i understand why he has a successful career.

what i dont understand is how this fucking fat piece of shit is even in existence. i still to this day would love to punch him in the face, no questions asked.




"the nutty-ness of this cashew really brings out the nut flavor, mmmm amazing, wow."

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 02, 2014 10:21PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> what i dont understand is how this fucking fat
> piece of shit is even in existence. i still to
> this day would love to punch him in the face, no
> questions asked.

Punch him in the face?

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 02, 2014 10:38PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Punch him in the face?


pretty self explanatory. closed fist, swift acceleration, making contact with a doughy cheekbone. in case you couldnt see the photos, i was talking about punching zimmern in the face, not bourdain.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 02, 2014 10:39PM

wait, god dammit. i said no questions asked.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: SM ()
Date: October 02, 2014 10:45PM

The Colombia, Myanmar (Burma) piece were amazing. Very well done and shot.

I watched the Shanghai episode, and wasn't even that impressed with it.

But overall a very good show.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 02, 2014 10:53PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> wait, god dammit. i said no questions asked.

Sorry, I don't pay attention to the rules, but maybe, just maybe, I should, on occasion, read the entire post... maybe.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 02, 2014 10:55PM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wait, god dammit. i said no questions asked.
>
> Sorry, I don't pay attention to the rules, but
> maybe, just maybe, I should, on occasion, read the
> entire post... maybe.


nah, dont bother. i will help out by not writing in

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: tv traveler ()
Date: October 02, 2014 10:57PM

At first I found him pompous and overbearing...a little too cocky to watch. Over time I've found he's mellowed and I really enjoy how he takes you to places most tourists would never venture. Just watched "Sao Paulo" and thoroughly enjoyed it. I now see past Anthony's persona to the richness of the places and people he meets in parts of the world I'll never get to visit in person. Good stuff.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 02, 2014 10:59PM

When I was eating at Mcdonald's tonight eating my 20 piece Mcnuggets, I was watching Bourdain do a piece on China and their red wine consumption. Interesting, but I don't think a news channel should waste time on interest stories like this.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 03, 2014 12:07AM

tv traveler Wrote:
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> At first I found him pompous and overbearing...a
> little too cocky to watch. Over time I've found
> he's mellowed and I really enjoy how he takes you
> to places most tourists would never venture. Just
> watched "Sao Paulo" and thoroughly enjoyed it.
> I now see past Anthony's persona to the richness
> of the places and people he meets in parts of the
> world I'll never get to visit in person. Good
> stuff.

I've never found him pompous... I just don't want to eat crazy shit in dark sketchy places.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 03, 2014 12:09AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I just don't want
> to eat crazy shit in dark sketchy places.




Yet you toss salad near Midlothian Turnpike....

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/03/2014 12:09AM by eesh.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 03, 2014 12:16AM

What a stupid post, and yet, you had to make an edit.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 03, 2014 12:19AM

Alias Wrote:
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> What a stupid post, and yet, you had to make an
> edit.





Don't be jealous of editing privileges. LMAO at you getting your editing capabilities revoked.

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 9 time(s). Last edit at 10/03/2014 12:20AM by eesh.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 03, 2014 12:30AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Don't be jealous of editing privileges. LMAO at
> you getting your editing capabilities revoked.


LMAO at YOU.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: October 03, 2014 09:37AM

eesh Wrote:
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> When I was eating at Mcdonald's tonight eating my
> 20 piece Mcnuggets, I was watching Bourdain do a
> piece on China and their red wine consumption.
> Interesting, but I don't think a news channel
> should waste time on interest stories like this.


Of course pieces of God forsaken Henrico ignorant neanderthal shit don't appreciate being exposed to the fact that other people actually exist outside their narrow illusion of supreme American existence. Its usually the poorest and shittiest Americans that can't afford to travel that feel this way though. You know the ones that buy guns, watch porn, troll forums and listen to talk radio and parrot it.

Lock up probably suits you better anyway.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: too much govt ()
Date: October 03, 2014 11:42AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I've never found him pompous... I just don't want
> to eat crazy shit in dark sketchy places.


he looks like the kind of person who thinks it's ok to be dependent on government.

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: vTTVu ()
Date: October 03, 2014 03:29PM

yes. he travels all over world like a billion-heir eating free food with his "crew" / entourage. taking other peoples vacations for them. lives better than tom seleck.

TV is mostly funded by political money (obama gov, bitch). and how did antony get this money frmo their cold DC hands? for his talent of eating the finest food? couldn't a DC worker do that? yes.


he's likely a major criminal, very hooked up. that is how the world works.


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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 06, 2014 12:39AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I was eating at Mcdonald's tonight eating
> my
> > 20 piece Mcnuggets, I was watching Bourdain do
> a
> > piece on China and their red wine consumption.
> > Interesting, but I don't think a news channel
> > should waste time on interest stories like
> this.


> Of course pieces of God forsaken Henrico ignorant
> neanderthal shit don't appreciate being exposed to
> the fact that other people actually exist outside
> their narrow illusion of supreme American
> existence. Its usually the poorest and shittiest
> Americans that can't afford to travel that feel
> this way though. You know the ones that buy guns,
> watch porn, troll forums and listen to talk radio
> and parrot it.
>
> Lock up probably suits you better anyway.


IS THIS EESH TALKING TO HIMSELF?

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Wbt3Y ()
Date: October 06, 2014 01:24PM

Fairfax Underground, a strange, oftentimes dark place on the
underbelly of the Internet, a site with a reputation for seedy,
and downright nasty social commentary.

Life here is a montage of complaints about local politicians,
the downfall of middle-class suburbia at the hands of invaders
such as assorted mud people and northern Yankee transplant douchebags,
and the eternally annoying niggers from nearby Washington D.C. and Maryland.

If you've lost a friend to the tragedy of suicide, or even just
misplaced your kitten, you might be well advised to steer clear
of FFXU. Helpful commenters will explain how that loser deserved it,
or how tasty kittens can be!

Speaking of tasy pets, be sure to read all about Annandale,
a once lower-middle-class suburban enclave of federal bureaucrats,
location of the historic Little River -- and yes there was really a wooden pike,
somewhere near the drugstore and chain steak buffet place, before it
naturally turned into a Korean restaurant. Yes, today, Annandale is known
worldwide as Little Korea, and driving down the main streets with its
exclusively Hangul cacaphony of cheap neon, reminds me of my travels
and episodes in Asia. We won't talk about the missing dogs, although
posters on FFXU assure me they're quite tasty! Take a drive past the
abandoned Safeway and the Civil War Church, the last vestige of
classic Annandale, down the streets looking at the deteriorating
mid-century ramblers, either crammed illegal boarding houses for
illegal aliens from Central America with eight vehicles,
or fully denuded Korean lawns. Emerge back into the world of
all-night karaoke and bulgokki, and let your mind take you
back a couple decades. On FFXU you can hear old tales and even see
pictures about the favorite former dive bars where grillbilles, bikers,
and young people watered themselves. Don't forget about that central landmark,
Three Chefs restaurant, surviving for many decades, eventually a Fuddruckers,
and now, perhaps most befittingly with the decay of all American suburbia into
convenience strips, a Wallgreens pharmacy. It's directly across the street
from another historical property, long ago turned CVS.

When you're on Fairfax Underground, don't forget to do a little urban
- or rather - suburban, exploration. One favorite place to check out
is The Crypts. Located in the woods by the grounds of historical
Pohick Church, this partially bulldozed-over grave and monument
has been the hangout of amateur spelunkers, Pagan motorcyle gang members,
college studends, high school drinkers, and general trespassers since the
late 60s and 1970s. Come to FFXU to learn the strange, weird tale of one
Charles Remy, who by the way isn't actually buried there.

FFXU will teach you all about burying things, especially illegal immigrant
workers who came, toiled, mowed, dug, and landscaped, and were finally
murdered and hidden under the literal ground by a local contractor who
just figured - Eh, brown people -- don't bother paying, they're disposable.

My local guide assures me that nobody has ever really vanished from FFXU.

And, oh, look - a sockpuppet!
These puppets are more insidious, more tenacious,
and frankly less delicious than most of the puppets I've tried!
They come back month after month, and year after year,
cycling through new names and aliases, arguing with each other,
and sometimes even arguing with themselves. Locals know all
about them and try not to engage. We saw one on a streetcorner,
but decided to dive into one of the porno pic threads instead.
Good decision!

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: ,,,, ()
Date: October 06, 2014 01:28PM

Wbt3Y Wrote:
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> Fairfax Underground, a strange, oftentimes dark
> place on the
> underbelly of the Internet, a site with a
> reputation for seedy,
> and downright nasty social commentary.
>
> Life here is a montage of complaints about local
> politicians,
> the downfall of middle-class suburbia at the hands
> of invaders
> such as assorted mud people and northern Yankee
> transplant douchebags,
> and the eternally annoying niggers from nearby
> Washington D.C. and Maryland.
>
> If you've lost a friend to the tragedy of suicide,
> or even just
> misplaced your kitten, you might be well advised
> to steer clear
> of FFXU. Helpful commenters will explain how that
> loser deserved it,
> or how tasty kittens can be!
>
> Speaking of tasy pets, be sure to read all about
> Annandale,
> a once lower-middle-class suburban enclave of
> federal bureaucrats,
> location of the historic Little River -- and yes
> there was really a wooden pike,
> somewhere near the drugstore and chain steak
> buffet place, before it
> naturally turned into a Korean restaurant. Yes,
> today, Annandale is known
> worldwide as Little Korea, and driving down the
> main streets with its
> exclusively Hangul cacaphony of cheap neon,
> reminds me of my travels
> and episodes in Asia. We won't talk about the
> missing dogs, although
> posters on FFXU assure me they're quite tasty!
> Take a drive past the
> abandoned Safeway and the Civil War Church, the
> last vestige of
> classic Annandale, down the streets looking at the
> deteriorating
> mid-century ramblers, either crammed illegal
> boarding houses for
> illegal aliens from Central America with eight
> vehicles,
> or fully denuded Korean lawns. Emerge back into
> the world of
> all-night karaoke and bulgokki, and let your mind
> take you
> back a couple decades. On FFXU you can hear old
> tales and even see
> pictures about the favorite former dive bars where
> grillbilles, bikers,
> and young people watered themselves. Don't forget
> about that central landmark,
> Three Chefs restaurant, surviving for many
> decades, eventually a Fuddruckers,
> and now, perhaps most befittingly with the decay
> of all American suburbia into
> convenience strips, a Wallgreens pharmacy. It's
> directly across the street
> from another historical property, long ago turned
> CVS.
>
> When you're on Fairfax Underground, don't forget
> to do a little urban
> - or rather - suburban, exploration. One favorite
> place to check out
> is The Crypts. Located in the woods by the
> grounds of historical
> Pohick Church, this partially bulldozed-over grave
> and monument
> has been the hangout of amateur spelunkers, Pagan
> motorcyle gang members,
> college studends, high school drinkers, and
> general trespassers since the
> late 60s and 1970s. Come to FFXU to learn the
> strange, weird tale of one
> Charles Remy, who by the way isn't actually buried
> there.
>
> FFXU will teach you all about burying things,
> especially illegal immigrant
> workers who came, toiled, mowed, dug, and
> landscaped, and were finally
> murdered and hidden under the literal ground by a
> local contractor who
> just figured - Eh, brown people -- don't bother
> paying, they're disposable.
>
> My local guide assures me that nobody has ever
> really vanished from FFXU.
>
> And, oh, look - a sockpuppet!
> These puppets are more insidious, more tenacious,
> and frankly less delicious than most of the
> puppets I've tried!
> They come back month after month, and year after
> year,
> cycling through new names and aliases, arguing
> with each other,
> and sometimes even arguing with themselves.
> Locals know all
> about them and try not to engage. We saw one on a
> streetcorner,
> but decided to dive into one of the porno pic
> threads instead.
> Good decision!

gay

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: October 06, 2014 01:32PM

You forgot about the Mt. Vernon Monster.

Looks like someone will be staying in Annandale for a week!

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Wbt3Y ()
Date: October 06, 2014 01:34PM

Well I liked it.


Oh, sorry. Sockpuppetting...

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Re: Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown.
Posted by: Wbt3Y ()
Date: October 06, 2014 01:42PM

I left out lots of things, but I do have a life which I have to get back to.... :)

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