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Too Tall?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2014 09:31PM

What could you do with a girl that long?


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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: Optical Illusion ()
Date: September 08, 2014 09:33PM

The one on the left is only 3 feet tall.

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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: Mdnfjdmmd ()
Date: September 08, 2014 09:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> What could you do with a girl that long?

Tell her to go clean out the gutters while I fuck her friend.

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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 08, 2014 09:47PM

take her to Costco so she can reach all the good items on the top shelf

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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: Durf37292937292 ()
Date: September 08, 2014 10:11PM

eesh Wrote:
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> What could you do with a girl that long?
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Too skinny.

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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: i'd bust her open ()
Date: September 09, 2014 11:03AM

in 30 years when she fatten up. Break her down to size. Seriously though, we dont know how tall she is.

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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: creative thinker ()
Date: September 09, 2014 11:07AM

Eat out her pussy standing up while she reaches over my back to massage my prostate.

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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: lkadsf ()
Date: September 09, 2014 12:34PM

Shave her head and cast her in a Slenderman movie.

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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: uuuunnnnggggg ()
Date: September 09, 2014 01:17PM

I love tall girls!

Not just because they are tall but also what it signifies.


A. Inbreeding makes short people. Thus she is the reverse. GOOD DNA stock!
B. Better chance for your kids to get chosen for the basketball team.

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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: Enrico 2 lazy 2 sign in ()
Date: September 09, 2014 04:31PM

uuuunnnnggggg Wrote:
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> A. Inbreeding makes short people. Thus she is the
> reverse. GOOD DNA stock!


Ummm, I'm pretty sure freakishly tall people usually have some serious health problems and die young.

Though I would bet that her vaginal canal is longer than the normal 5 inches.

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Re: Too Tall?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 09, 2014 05:29PM

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