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My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: Been married 2 years ()
Date: September 05, 2014 10:57AM

Is that a good deal? Should I leave her?

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: Well??? ()
Date: September 05, 2014 11:02AM

Been married 2 years Wrote:
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> Is that a good deal? Should I leave her?


That means she will be giving you anal.

Is that what you really want?????????

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: libs hate America. ()
Date: September 05, 2014 11:04AM

You do know that you're gay, right?

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: anal is overrated ()
Date: September 05, 2014 11:06AM

"My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her"

Not sure what everyone's obsession is with anal. Intercourse is 100x better.

Tell her that if she doesn't have anal with you in the next 10 minutes, you'll find it elsewhere.

She sounds like an uptight bitch. Here are my suggestions:

1. get separate checking account immediately
2. get a "crazy girl" pay-as-you-go phone
3. find a married woman and become FWB, but discuss anal early on

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: Married 3 years ()
Date: September 05, 2014 11:07AM

Well??? Wrote:
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> Been married 2 years Wrote:
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> > Is that a good deal? Should I leave her?
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> That means she will be giving you anal.
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> Is that what you really want?????????

I get a finger with a bj sometimes. I want to go balls deep in her butt though.

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: cannonball ()
Date: September 05, 2014 11:13AM

Cannonball: Man lays on his back and pulls his knees to his chest, while the partner drills his bunghole

Why would a straight (cough cough) guy beg for this? I can understand tongue slathering the balls and taint while getting a handie. The whole plowing the butthole thing is gay and nasty.

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: Obvious Troll is obvious ()
Date: September 05, 2014 11:17AM

Been married 2 years Wrote:
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> Is that a good deal? Should I leave her?

Obvious Troll is obvious.

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2014 11:19AM

Well??? Wrote:
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> Been married 2 years Wrote:
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> > Is that a good deal? Should I leave her?
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> That means she will be giving you anal.
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> Is that what you really want?????????


Nothing wrong with pegging.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 05, 2014 02:18PM

Why did you marry a girl that wouldn't do anal?

I think not doing anal is grounds for divorce in some states.
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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: September 05, 2014 02:25PM

Been married 2 years Wrote:
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> Is that a good deal? Should I leave her?


That's funny. She let me do her in the ass first time I met her.

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2014 02:26PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Been married 2 years Wrote:
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> > Is that a good deal? Should I leave her?
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> That's funny. She let me do her in the ass first
> time I met her.



wut

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: My wife says that if we stay together 10 years I can get anal from her
Posted by: U4tDm ()
Date: September 05, 2014 03:57PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Been married 2 years Wrote:
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> > Is that a good deal? Should I leave her?
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> That's funny. She let me do her in the ass first
> time I met her.


That was HIM, not her.

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