sung to tune of dirty laundry by don henley
I make my living off the pfizer news
Just give me vaxtards
Vaxtards I can use
Libtards love it when you lose
They love Doctor fauci
Well, I coulda been an actor
But I wound up here
I just have to look good
I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us Doctor fauci
Clot 'em when they're up
Clot 'em when they're down
Clot 'em when they're up
Clot 'em when they're down
Clot 'em when they're up
Clot 'em when they're down
Clot 'em when they're up
Clot 'em all around
We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the clot shots
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us Doctor fauci
Can we film the operation
Is the head dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need Doctor fauci
You don't really need to find out
What's going on
You don't really want to know
Just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your Doctor fauci
Clot 'em when they're up
Clot 'em when they're down
Clot 'em when they're up
Clot 'em when they're down
Clot 'em when they're up
Clot 'em when they're down
Clot 'em when they're stiff
Clot 'em all around
(Clot 'em when they're up)
(Clot 'em when they're down)
(Clot 'em when they're up)
(Clot 'em when they're down)
(Clot 'em when they're up)
(Clot 'em when they're down)
(Clot 'em when they're stiff)
(Clot 'em all around)
Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love Doctor fauci
We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done
We haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us Doctor fauci