I make my living off the pfizer news

Just give me vaxtards

Vaxtards I can use

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Well, I coulda been an actor

But I wound up here

I just have to look good

I don't have to be clear

Come and whisper in my ear

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Clot 'em when they're down

Clot 'em when they're up

Clot 'em when they're down


Clot 'em when they're up

Clot 'em when they're down

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We got the bubble headed

Bleached blonde

Comes on at five

She can tell you 'bout the clot shots

With a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people die

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Can we film the operation

Is the head dead yet

You know the boys in the newsroom

Got a running bet

Get the widow on the set

We need Doctor fauci


You don't really need to find out

What's going on

You don't really want to know

Just how far it's gone

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Eat your Doctor fauci


Clot 'em when they're up

Clot 'em when they're down

Clot 'em when they're up

Clot 'em when they're down


Clot 'em when they're up

Clot 'em when they're down

Clot 'em when they're stiff

Clot 'em all around


(Clot 'em when they're up)

(Clot 'em when they're down)

(Clot 'em when they're up)

(Clot 'em when they're down)


(Clot 'em when they're up)

(Clot 'em when they're down)

(Clot 'em when they're stiff)

(Clot 'em all around)


Dirty little secrets

Dirty little lies

We got our dirty little fingers

In everybody's pie

We love to cut you down to size

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We can do the innuendo

We can dance and sing

When it's said and done

We haven't told you a thing

We all know that crap is king

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