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FU Insulting
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: February 22, 2009 01:16PM
I've noticed that whenever someone disagrees with another's ideas or position on ANY given subject, the first insult usually has something to do with being gay.
Is that really the worst or only insult you can think of? If so, you have a pretty limited imagination. Many gay people live very happy, wealthy and successful lives and aside from pitching and catching up the poopshoot, are the exact same as the rest of us. Most straight guys I know love lesbians and fantasize about it all the time.
Usually when I hear someone spouting off about the evils of homosexuality, I think to myself, I wonder if they have "Ted Haggard Syndrome" and may have secret thoughts about it.
I can think of many worse things to be called than gay. It's easy to come up up with more disturbing names. Just think of the really bad things in life, like MTV, religion, the Jonas Brothers, the Transformers movie, serial killers and so on. Come on, it fun and easy.
Is that really the worst or only insult you can think of? If so, you have a pretty limited imagination. Many gay people live very happy, wealthy and successful lives and aside from pitching and catching up the poopshoot, are the exact same as the rest of us. Most straight guys I know love lesbians and fantasize about it all the time.
Usually when I hear someone spouting off about the evils of homosexuality, I think to myself, I wonder if they have "Ted Haggard Syndrome" and may have secret thoughts about it.
I can think of many worse things to be called than gay. It's easy to come up up with more disturbing names. Just think of the really bad things in life, like MTV, religion, the Jonas Brothers, the Transformers movie, serial killers and so on. Come on, it fun and easy.
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: February 22, 2009 01:19PM
Fag!!
Numbers Wrote:
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> I've noticed that whenever someone disagrees with
> another's ideas or position on ANY given subject,
> the first insult usually has something to do with
> being gay.
>
> Is that really the worst or only insult you can
> think of? If so, you have a pretty limited
> imagination. Many gay people live very happy,
> wealthy and successful lives and aside from
> pitching and catching up the poopshoot, are the
> exact same as the rest of us. Most straight guys I
> know love lesbians and fantasize about it all the
> time.
>
> Usually when I hear someone spouting off about the
> evils of homosexuality, I think to myself, I
> wonder if they have "Ted Haggard Syndrome" and may
> have secret thoughts about it.
>
> I can think of many worse things to be called than
> gay. It's easy to come up up with more disturbing
> names. Just think of the really bad things in
> life, like MTV, religion, the Jonas Brothers, the
> Transformers movie, serial killers and so on. Come
> on, it fun and easy.
Numbers Wrote:
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> I've noticed that whenever someone disagrees with
> another's ideas or position on ANY given subject,
> the first insult usually has something to do with
> being gay.
>
> Is that really the worst or only insult you can
> think of? If so, you have a pretty limited
> imagination. Many gay people live very happy,
> wealthy and successful lives and aside from
> pitching and catching up the poopshoot, are the
> exact same as the rest of us. Most straight guys I
> know love lesbians and fantasize about it all the
> time.
>
> Usually when I hear someone spouting off about the
> evils of homosexuality, I think to myself, I
> wonder if they have "Ted Haggard Syndrome" and may
> have secret thoughts about it.
>
> I can think of many worse things to be called than
> gay. It's easy to come up up with more disturbing
> names. Just think of the really bad things in
> life, like MTV, religion, the Jonas Brothers, the
> Transformers movie, serial killers and so on. Come
> on, it fun and easy.
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: February 22, 2009 01:22PM
Pillow biter!
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: February 22, 2009 01:25PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> I've noticed that whenever someone disagrees with
> another's ideas or position on ANY given subject,
> the first insult usually has something to do with
> being gay.
>
> Is that really the worst or only insult you can
> think of? If so, you have a pretty limited
> imagination. Many gay people live very happy,
> wealthy and successful lives and aside from
> pitching and catching up the poopshoot, are the
> exact same as the rest of us. Most straight guys I
> know love lesbians and fantasize about it all the
> time.
>
> Usually when I hear someone spouting off about the
> evils of homosexuality, I think to myself, I
> wonder if they have "Ted Haggard Syndrome" and may
> have secret thoughts about it.
>
> I can think of many worse things to be called than
> gay. It's easy to come up up with more disturbing
> names. Just think of the really bad things in
> life, like MTV, religion, the Jonas Brothers, the
> Transformers movie, serial killers and so on. Come
> on, it fun and easy.
Butt burglar!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2009 01:46PM by inkahootz.
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> I've noticed that whenever someone disagrees with
> another's ideas or position on ANY given subject,
> the first insult usually has something to do with
> being gay.
>
> Is that really the worst or only insult you can
> think of? If so, you have a pretty limited
> imagination. Many gay people live very happy,
> wealthy and successful lives and aside from
> pitching and catching up the poopshoot, are the
> exact same as the rest of us. Most straight guys I
> know love lesbians and fantasize about it all the
> time.
>
> Usually when I hear someone spouting off about the
> evils of homosexuality, I think to myself, I
> wonder if they have "Ted Haggard Syndrome" and may
> have secret thoughts about it.
>
> I can think of many worse things to be called than
> gay. It's easy to come up up with more disturbing
> names. Just think of the really bad things in
> life, like MTV, religion, the Jonas Brothers, the
> Transformers movie, serial killers and so on. Come
> on, it fun and easy.
Butt burglar!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2009 01:46PM by inkahootz.
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: February 22, 2009 01:25PM
Gravis Wrote:
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> Pillow biter!
Go suck a camel's dick you goddamn fudgepacker!!
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> Pillow biter!
Go suck a camel's dick you goddamn fudgepacker!!
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: February 22, 2009 01:32PM
From my book, Trolling 101:
Disparaging the sexual orientation of another user in an attempt to insult/inflame is the baseline from which the rest of your attack must be planned. Should the implication of cocksucking or butt sex fail to provoke the desired response, it is very likely you are dealing with someone who is confident with themselves and will not be brought low through the use of epithets. However, if the target responds in a hostile manner, you have found one of the most common chinks in the psyche's armor. If the subject responds by expressing interest in settling matters through a physical confrontation, you know you're going to have a very good day, indeed.
The responses in the latter scenarios frequently tend to be poorly-worded, misspelled, and lacking the basics of grammar. This can also turned against your opponent by insinuating that he is not only a flaming queer, but a dumb one at that. For more information on this tactic, please see "Chapter 29: Wordsmithing (or, How To Destroy Your Opponents Credibility By Having A Basic Grasp Of English)".
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Disparaging the sexual orientation of another user in an attempt to insult/inflame is the baseline from which the rest of your attack must be planned. Should the implication of cocksucking or butt sex fail to provoke the desired response, it is very likely you are dealing with someone who is confident with themselves and will not be brought low through the use of epithets. However, if the target responds in a hostile manner, you have found one of the most common chinks in the psyche's armor. If the subject responds by expressing interest in settling matters through a physical confrontation, you know you're going to have a very good day, indeed.
The responses in the latter scenarios frequently tend to be poorly-worded, misspelled, and lacking the basics of grammar. This can also turned against your opponent by insinuating that he is not only a flaming queer, but a dumb one at that. For more information on this tactic, please see "Chapter 29: Wordsmithing (or, How To Destroy Your Opponents Credibility By Having A Basic Grasp Of English)".
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
dono
()
Date: February 22, 2009 02:47PM
you must be a rump-ranger of the highest order. That and you are dead wrong - everyone knows that insults here start with 'Fuck-face' 'Dick-head' usually followed by moron.
Go to hell fuckface and please to be fucking-off you moron...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2009 03:12PM by dono.
Go to hell fuckface and please to be fucking-off you moron...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2009 03:12PM by dono.
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
Arrr
()
Date: February 22, 2009 02:56PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> I've noticed that whenever someone disagrees with
> another's ideas or position on ANY given subject,
> the first insult usually has something to do with
> being gay.
>
Go back to swabbing the poop deck, you butt pirate!
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> I've noticed that whenever someone disagrees with
> another's ideas or position on ANY given subject,
> the first insult usually has something to do with
> being gay.
>
Go back to swabbing the poop deck, you butt pirate!
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
496
()
Date: February 22, 2009 03:11PM
Damnit, all the gay analogies (pun intended) have been taken.
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
Vince(1)
()
Date: February 22, 2009 04:19PM
Gravis and I are very happy announcing we are gay lovers! Dont let his rough talk bother you....he's a sweetheart!
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
()
Date: February 22, 2009 07:18PM
Rowsdower Wrote:
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> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pil
> low-biter
LOL!
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> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pil
> low-biter
LOL!
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
Take a Stand
()
Date: February 22, 2009 08:14PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Pillow biter?
Rectal Ranger, Colon Cowboy, Backdoor Bandit.
lol @ Chutney Ferret
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> Pillow biter?
Rectal Ranger, Colon Cowboy, Backdoor Bandit.
lol @ Chutney Ferret
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
wuht
()
Date: February 23, 2009 07:12AM
496 Wrote:
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> Damnit, all the gay analogies (pun intended) have
> been taken.
d00d nowhere near.
No one has said cock gobbler or pole smoker yet
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> Damnit, all the gay analogies (pun intended) have
> been taken.
d00d nowhere near.
No one has said cock gobbler or pole smoker yet
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
graymoose
()
Date: February 23, 2009 09:22PM
How about riding down the hershey highway faggot
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
Lessons for basl
()
Date: January 12, 2022 12:41AM
And to think..this is how the internet is supposed to be.
Not getting so butthurt over posts you stalk and harass people until you go to jail and get sued and end up bankrupted.
Not getting so butthurt over posts you stalk and harass people until you go to jail and get sued and end up bankrupted.
Re: FU Insulting
Posted by:
OP is obviously gay
()
Date: January 12, 2022 01:23AM
Only a straw felching rump ranger would shitpost some stupid shit like that.