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"...wanted in fifteen counties of this state, the condemned standing before us... sitting before us... Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez has been found guilty by the third district circuit court of the following crimes: Murder, assaulting a justice of the peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statuatory rape of a minor of the black race... derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, bank robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of Post Offices, breaking out of the state prison, using marked cards and loaded dice, promoting prostitution, blackmail, intention of selling fugitive slaves, and counterfeiting. Crimes against places of high authority include burning down the courthouse and sheriff's office in Sonora. The accused is also guilty of cattle rustling, horse thievery, supplying Indians with firearms... misrepresenting himself as a Mexican General, unlawfully drawing salarly and living allowances from the Union Army. For all these crimes the accused has made a full and spontaneous confession. Therefore we condemn him to be hung by the neck until dead... may the lord have mercy on his soul... proceed."
"...wanted in fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice. Therefore, according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused before us, Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez and any other aliases he might have, to hang by the neck until dead... may god have mercy on his soul... proceed."
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Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
news fit
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Date: June 25, 2014 02:28PM
Or was he "the Bad"?
Re: Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
Ugly
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Date: June 25, 2014 02:36PM
Re: Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
The Man With No Name
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Date: June 25, 2014 03:48PM
news fit Wrote:
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> Or was he "the Bad"?
He was the ugly. Lee Van Cleef was the bad.
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> Or was he "the Bad"?
He was the ugly. Lee Van Cleef was the bad.
Re: Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
tomahawk
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Date: June 26, 2014 12:57AM
RIP Tuco, you were awesome.
"If you're gonna shoot, shoot, not talk."
"If you're gonna shoot, shoot, not talk."
Re: Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: June 26, 2014 08:48AM
Gawdammit that sucks, I fucking loved that guy, but 98 is a nice run.
The hanging scenes are great cinema- Tuco sneers at law enforcement while they read this laundry list of vile charges against him.
Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez- one of the best characters ever; totally unrepentant.
The hanging scenes are great cinema- Tuco sneers at law enforcement while they read this laundry list of vile charges against him.
Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez- one of the best characters ever; totally unrepentant.
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
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Re: Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
news fit
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Date: June 26, 2014 03:01PM
WingNut Wrote:
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> Gawdammit that sucks, I fucking loved that guy,
> but 98 is a nice run.
>
>
> The hanging scenes are great cinema- Tuco sneers
> at law enforcement while they read this laundry
> list of vile charges against him.
>
> Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez- one of
> the best characters ever; totally unrepentant.
>
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> -large-5/tuco-benedicto-pacifico-juan-maria-ramire
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Yes. He was great, played the villain superbly. Was also the bandit in the Magnificent 7
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> Gawdammit that sucks, I fucking loved that guy,
> but 98 is a nice run.
>
>
> The hanging scenes are great cinema- Tuco sneers
> at law enforcement while they read this laundry
> list of vile charges against him.
>
> Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez- one of
> the best characters ever; totally unrepentant.
>
>
> src=http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium
> -large-5/tuco-benedicto-pacifico-juan-maria-ramire
> z-tony-ambrosio.jpg>
Yes. He was great, played the villain superbly. Was also the bandit in the Magnificent 7
Re: Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
Priapus
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Date: June 26, 2014 07:39PM
He was the bandit robbing the train in "How the West Was Won"
Re: Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
tomahawk
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Date: June 26, 2014 09:01PM
Last time I saw him he was in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps like 2 years ago. He never retired from acting.
Re: Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: June 26, 2014 09:46PM
"...wanted in fifteen counties of this state, the condemned standing before us... sitting before us... Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez has been found guilty by the third district circuit court of the following crimes: Murder, assaulting a justice of the peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statuatory rape of a minor of the black race... derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, bank robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of Post Offices, breaking out of the state prison, using marked cards and loaded dice, promoting prostitution, blackmail, intention of selling fugitive slaves, and counterfeiting. Crimes against places of high authority include burning down the courthouse and sheriff's office in Sonora. The accused is also guilty of cattle rustling, horse thievery, supplying Indians with firearms... misrepresenting himself as a Mexican General, unlawfully drawing salarly and living allowances from the Union Army. For all these crimes the accused has made a full and spontaneous confession. Therefore we condemn him to be hung by the neck until dead... may the lord have mercy on his soul... proceed."
"...wanted in fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice. Therefore, according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused before us, Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez and any other aliases he might have, to hang by the neck until dead... may god have mercy on his soul... proceed."
"Yes, I am Bill Carson!"
idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam
Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.
Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM
Re: Eli (the Ugly) Wallach RIP
Posted by:
nova goomba
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Date: June 27, 2014 02:35AM
'Solo in Sicilia!' RIP