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what are taxes?
Posted by:
Uber Uber Everywhere
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Date: April 29, 2019 02:03AM
Three 20-somethings coming back from a bar in Alexandria...
They are talking about taxes, because one of them is complaining that
they aren't paying her everything. The smarter of the three girls is
trying to explain withholding, and also what refunds are,
"I don't get 'taxes'? What is this?"
"Do other countries have taxes?"
Yes, she was totally serious. The smart one explains that, yes,
all countries have taxes, and most are higher than ours.
Third one pipes up and says, "Yes but in Norway and places,
they have taxes, but everyone gets free money, free college,
and all healthcare is paid for, ..."
"But they also took money out of my paycheck for healthcare!"
"It doesn't seem right!!"
They are all going to vote for Bernie.
I am not making this shit up.
This is the future.
They are talking about taxes, because one of them is complaining that
they aren't paying her everything. The smarter of the three girls is
trying to explain withholding, and also what refunds are,
"I don't get 'taxes'? What is this?"
"Do other countries have taxes?"
Yes, she was totally serious. The smart one explains that, yes,
all countries have taxes, and most are higher than ours.
Third one pipes up and says, "Yes but in Norway and places,
they have taxes, but everyone gets free money, free college,
and all healthcare is paid for, ..."
"But they also took money out of my paycheck for healthcare!"
"It doesn't seem right!!"
They are all going to vote for Bernie.
I am not making this shit up.
This is the future.
Re: what are taxes?
Posted by:
memes = retarded
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Date: April 29, 2019 07:31AM
i read the exact same thing on facebook over the weekend except the three people were supposedly from Columbus
and it was posted by some dropout i knew back in high school
and it was posted by some dropout i knew back in high school
Re: what are taxes?
Posted by:
Uh reel samrt libuhrull
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Date: April 29, 2019 08:08AM
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Re: what are taxes?
Posted by:
Cgdr48 6 5
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Date: April 29, 2019 08:11AM
Your taxes are what is given to illegal invaders so the can collect welfare, food stamps, free medical and obamaphones
Re: what are taxes?
Posted by:
Yes we can
()
Date: April 29, 2019 08:55AM
Taxes are for democrats to disperse among their voters and to entice others to vote democrat
Re: what are taxes?
Posted by:
Uber Uber Everywhere
()
Date: April 30, 2019 06:15AM
memes = retarded Wrote:
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> i read the exact same thing on facebook over the
> weekend except the three people were supposedly
> from Columbus
>
> and it was posted by some dropout i knew back in high school
It's the first time it has happened to me.
Apparently it's not restricted to the (cough) "DMV".
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> i read the exact same thing on facebook over the
> weekend except the three people were supposedly
> from Columbus
>
> and it was posted by some dropout i knew back in high school
It's the first time it has happened to me.
Apparently it's not restricted to the (cough) "DMV".
Re: what are taxes?
Posted by:
Ejje
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Date: April 30, 2019 07:12AM
All kids are special except conservative kids