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What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: I need you're help ()
Date: May 24, 2014 09:36PM

I am a fine looking gentleman. There is a fine looking lady that I am trying to impress.

What are the best ways to impress a lady so that she will date you?

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Re: What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 24, 2014 09:38PM

Start off by offering her a twenty.

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Re: What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: Ghost of Elliot Rodger ()
Date: May 24, 2014 09:41PM

Drive a BMW, buy expensive clothes and sunglasses, make vids of yourself whining about how lonely you are, then shoot at them.

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Re: What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: I need you're help ()
Date: May 24, 2014 09:45PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Start off by offering her a twenty.


Is that code for something.

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Re: What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: Serious answer ()
Date: May 24, 2014 11:06PM

Confidence and humor. That'll make her clam wet.

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Re: What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: Confuzed ()
Date: May 24, 2014 11:37PM

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Re: What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: jK6mM ()
Date: May 25, 2014 05:44PM

shut up where's the money

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Re: What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: Asylum Dan ()
Date: May 25, 2014 05:49PM

Take your balls and wrap a leather strap around them. Go to see her at her parents' home. Wipe the sweat from your forehead and try not to look pained. Tell her you got her some fresh fruit, plums straight from your garden as a gift. Pull out your balls, which will be purple by this time. Scream at the top of your lungs "They're delicious and organic!!!!" Jump up, take a bottle from the kitchen pantry, smash the end off on hard surface, and hold it to her father's throat. Say "Repeat after me, they're delicious and organic!!!!" Works every time.

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Re: What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: May 25, 2014 06:12PM

This has always worked for me.
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Re: What's the best way to impress a lady?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 25, 2014 06:22PM

Get her an anal hook.


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