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spending money on porno
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: February 22, 2011 08:57PM
there's no more shameful or wasteful act than spending money on porn, is there? Because the split second you're done with it (after maybe 30 seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a complete ass. You might as well flush some cash down the toilet. With internet porn now the standard, when was the last time you actually spent money on porn, and how did you feel about it afterward?
it's a lot like eating. You might get a hankering for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just think sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead, then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20 dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of it real quick, and then BAM---the second you're finished you realize you almost wasted a big wad of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds. BAM. It's like the red kryptonite that turned Superman into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out, then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
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it's a lot like eating. You might get a hankering for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just think sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead, then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20 dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of it real quick, and then BAM---the second you're finished you realize you almost wasted a big wad of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds. BAM. It's like the red kryptonite that turned Superman into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out, then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
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Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
craven moorehead
()
Date: February 22, 2011 09:02PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> split second you're done with it (after maybe 30
> seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a complete
> ass. You might as well flush some cash down the
> toilet. With internet porn now the standard, when
> was the last time you actually spent money on
> porn, and how did you feel about it afterward?
>
> it's a lot like eating. You might get a hankering
> for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just think
> sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead,
> then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of it
> real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> finished you realize you almost wasted a big wad
> of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds. BAM.
> It's like the red kryptonite that turned Superman
> into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out,
> then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
Your right man. Last porn dvd I rented was "weapons of ass destruction" and that was like 8 years ago.
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> there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> split second you're done with it (after maybe 30
> seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a complete
> ass. You might as well flush some cash down the
> toilet. With internet porn now the standard, when
> was the last time you actually spent money on
> porn, and how did you feel about it afterward?
>
> it's a lot like eating. You might get a hankering
> for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just think
> sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead,
> then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of it
> real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> finished you realize you almost wasted a big wad
> of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds. BAM.
> It's like the red kryptonite that turned Superman
> into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out,
> then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
Your right man. Last porn dvd I rented was "weapons of ass destruction" and that was like 8 years ago.
Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
pornoman
()
Date: February 22, 2011 09:05PM
I never bought porn in my life. By the time I finally got a credit card you could find free porn all over the internet.
Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
The Children of Fairfax Underground
()
Date: February 22, 2011 09:43PM
Shakescene nailed it, we think.
The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action: and till action, lust
Is perjur'd, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust;
Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight;
Past reason hunted; and no sooner had,
Past reason hated, as a swallow'd bait,
On purpose laid to make the taker mad:
Mad in pursuit and in possession so;
Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof,— and prov'd, a very woe;
Before, a joy propos'd; behind a dream.
All this the world well knows; yet none knows well
To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.
The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action: and till action, lust
Is perjur'd, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust;
Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight;
Past reason hunted; and no sooner had,
Past reason hated, as a swallow'd bait,
On purpose laid to make the taker mad:
Mad in pursuit and in possession so;
Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
A bliss in proof,— and prov'd, a very woe;
Before, a joy propos'd; behind a dream.
All this the world well knows; yet none knows well
To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.
Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
attention ffxu posters
()
Date: February 23, 2011 12:35AM
The Children of Fairfax Underground Wrote:
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> Shakescene nailed it, we think.
>
> The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
> Is lust in action: and till action, lust
> Is perjur'd, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
> Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust;
> Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight;
> Past reason hunted; and no sooner had,
> Past reason hated, as a swallow'd bait,
> On purpose laid to make the taker mad:
> Mad in pursuit and in possession so;
> Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
> A bliss in proof,— and prov'd, a very woe;
> Before, a joy propos'd; behind a dream.
>
> All this the world well knows; yet none knows
> well
> To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.
eesh alt account
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> Shakescene nailed it, we think.
>
> The expense of spirit in a waste of shame
> Is lust in action: and till action, lust
> Is perjur'd, murderous, bloody, full of blame,
> Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust;
> Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight;
> Past reason hunted; and no sooner had,
> Past reason hated, as a swallow'd bait,
> On purpose laid to make the taker mad:
> Mad in pursuit and in possession so;
> Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;
> A bliss in proof,— and prov'd, a very woe;
> Before, a joy propos'd; behind a dream.
>
> All this the world well knows; yet none knows
> well
> To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.
eesh alt account
Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
incognito
()
Date: February 23, 2011 12:26PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> split second you're done with it (after maybe 30
> seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a complete
> ass. You might as well flush some cash down the
> toilet. With internet porn now the standard, when
> was the last time you actually spent money on
> porn, and how did you feel about it afterward?
>
> it's a lot like eating. You might get a hankering
> for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just think
> sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead,
> then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of it
> real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> finished you realize you almost wasted a big wad
> of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds. BAM.
> It's like the red kryptonite that turned Superman
> into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out,
> then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
Your right. Although I enjoy looking at naked women, artfully done, I'm not a fan of hardcore porn. I equate masturbation (although normal the experts say) with a sort of slow death. And yes, I see your analogy of Superman, a very creative one in fact. You have a talent for imagination that is impressive.
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> there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> split second you're done with it (after maybe 30
> seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a complete
> ass. You might as well flush some cash down the
> toilet. With internet porn now the standard, when
> was the last time you actually spent money on
> porn, and how did you feel about it afterward?
>
> it's a lot like eating. You might get a hankering
> for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just think
> sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead,
> then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of it
> real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> finished you realize you almost wasted a big wad
> of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds. BAM.
> It's like the red kryptonite that turned Superman
> into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out,
> then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
Your right. Although I enjoy looking at naked women, artfully done, I'm not a fan of hardcore porn. I equate masturbation (although normal the experts say) with a sort of slow death. And yes, I see your analogy of Superman, a very creative one in fact. You have a talent for imagination that is impressive.
Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
plagiarism
()
Date: July 11, 2015 12:26PM
incognito Wrote:
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> I equate masturbation (although normal the
> experts say) with a sort of slow death.
...stealing this line, if you don't mind, ol' friend...
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> I equate masturbation (although normal the
> experts say) with a sort of slow death.
...stealing this line, if you don't mind, ol' friend...
Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
Que?
()
Date: July 11, 2015 12:36PM
I simply don't trust anyone who does appreciate a little bit of female exploitation. The girl needs money for school and I have a dick that can't suck itself.
Do you associate breathing with a "sort of slow death" too?
incognito Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> > spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> > split second you're done with it (after maybe
> 30
> > seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a complete
> > ass. You might as well flush some cash down the
> > toilet. With internet porn now the standard,
> when
> > was the last time you actually spent money on
> > porn, and how did you feel about it afterward?
> >
> > it's a lot like eating. You might get a
> hankering
> > for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just
> think
> > sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead,
> > then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> > dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of
> it
> > real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> > finished you realize you almost wasted a big
> wad
> > of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds.
> BAM.
> > It's like the red kryptonite that turned
> Superman
> > into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out,
> > then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
>
>
> Your right. Although I enjoy looking at naked
> women, artfully done, I'm not a fan of hardcore
> porn. I equate masturbation (although normal the
> experts say) with a sort of slow death. And yes,
> I see your analogy of Superman, a very creative
> one in fact. You have a talent for imagination
> that is impressive.
Do you associate breathing with a "sort of slow death" too?
incognito Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> > spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> > split second you're done with it (after maybe
> 30
> > seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a complete
> > ass. You might as well flush some cash down the
> > toilet. With internet porn now the standard,
> when
> > was the last time you actually spent money on
> > porn, and how did you feel about it afterward?
> >
> > it's a lot like eating. You might get a
> hankering
> > for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just
> think
> > sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead,
> > then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> > dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of
> it
> > real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> > finished you realize you almost wasted a big
> wad
> > of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds.
> BAM.
> > It's like the red kryptonite that turned
> Superman
> > into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out,
> > then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
>
>
> Your right. Although I enjoy looking at naked
> women, artfully done, I'm not a fan of hardcore
> porn. I equate masturbation (although normal the
> experts say) with a sort of slow death. And yes,
> I see your analogy of Superman, a very creative
> one in fact. You have a talent for imagination
> that is impressive.
Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
quotes on the bottom
()
Date: July 11, 2015 12:52PM
Que? Wrote:
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> I simply don't trust anyone who does appreciate a
> little bit of female exploitation. The girl needs
> money for school and I have a dick that can't suck
> itself.
>
> Do you associate breathing with a "sort of slow
> death" too?
>
>
> incognito Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> > > spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> > > split second you're done with it (after maybe
> > 30
> > > seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a
> complete
> > > ass. You might as well flush some cash down
> the
> > > toilet. With internet porn now the standard,
> > when
> > > was the last time you actually spent money on
> > > porn, and how did you feel about it
> afterward?
> > >
> > > it's a lot like eating. You might get a
> > hankering
> > > for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just
> > think
> > > sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog
> instead,
> > > then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> > > dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of
> > it
> > > real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> > > finished you realize you almost wasted a big
> > wad
> > > of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds.
> > BAM.
> > > It's like the red kryptonite that turned
> > Superman
> > > into a bad guy. You got to get the poison
> out,
> > > then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
> >
> >
> > Your right. Although I enjoy looking at naked
> > women, artfully done, I'm not a fan of hardcore
> > porn. I equate masturbation (although normal
> the
> > experts say) with a sort of slow death. And
> yes,
> > I see your analogy of Superman, a very creative
> > one in fact. You have a talent for imagination
> > that is impressive.
how you been?
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> I simply don't trust anyone who does appreciate a
> little bit of female exploitation. The girl needs
> money for school and I have a dick that can't suck
> itself.
>
> Do you associate breathing with a "sort of slow
> death" too?
>
>
> incognito Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> > > spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> > > split second you're done with it (after maybe
> > 30
> > > seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a
> complete
> > > ass. You might as well flush some cash down
> the
> > > toilet. With internet porn now the standard,
> > when
> > > was the last time you actually spent money on
> > > porn, and how did you feel about it
> afterward?
> > >
> > > it's a lot like eating. You might get a
> > hankering
> > > for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just
> > think
> > > sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog
> instead,
> > > then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> > > dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of
> > it
> > > real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> > > finished you realize you almost wasted a big
> > wad
> > > of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds.
> > BAM.
> > > It's like the red kryptonite that turned
> > Superman
> > > into a bad guy. You got to get the poison
> out,
> > > then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
> >
> >
> > Your right. Although I enjoy looking at naked
> > women, artfully done, I'm not a fan of hardcore
> > porn. I equate masturbation (although normal
> the
> > experts say) with a sort of slow death. And
> yes,
> > I see your analogy of Superman, a very creative
> > one in fact. You have a talent for imagination
> > that is impressive.
how you been?
Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
Slimmylegs
()
Date: September 22, 2018 05:33AM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> split second you're done with it (after maybe 30
> seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a complete
> ass. You might as well flush some cash down the
> toilet. With internet porn now the standard, when
> was the last time you actually spent money on
> porn, and how did you feel about it afterward?
>
> it's a lot like eating. You might get a hankering
> for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just think
> sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead,
> then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of it
> real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> finished you realize you almost wasted a big wad
> of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds. BAM.
> It's like the red kryptonite that turned Superman
> into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out,
> then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
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> there's no more shameful or wasteful act than
> spending money on porn, is there? Because the
> split second you're done with it (after maybe 30
> seconds to 2 minutes), you feel like a complete
> ass. You might as well flush some cash down the
> toilet. With internet porn now the standard, when
> was the last time you actually spent money on
> porn, and how did you feel about it afterward?
>
> it's a lot like eating. You might get a hankering
> for a big ol' juicy steak, but if you just think
> sensibly for a second and eat a hotdog instead,
> then BAM---you just saved yourself a good 20
> dollars. Same with pornos---just take care of it
> real quick, and then BAM---the second you're
> finished you realize you almost wasted a big wad
> of cash for a mediocre minute and 30 seconds. BAM.
> It's like the red kryptonite that turned Superman
> into a bad guy. You got to get the poison out,
> then you think clearly. Never buy porn again.
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Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
WHO's the dumbass.......?
()
Date: September 22, 2018 08:01AM
Who revived a 7 YO thread? WHY are we reading this old bullshit?
Re: spending money on porno
Posted by:
Aiina None
()
Date: September 24, 2018 10:19AM
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